AI is just a bunch of IF statements

>if statements are cells
lel

you're absolutely right, but the conditions in those if statements are automatically generated using mathematics a brainlet like you could never understand

as it is now, sure
in the far future though, as long as we don't fuck ourselves over into technological regression, we'll inevitably be able to perfectly recreate the human brain with wires and chips

>what are action potentials

you cannot ever perfectly recreate an analog phenomenon with a digital representation.

No pleb. For loops.

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quantify “a bunch”, then generate an algorithm or strategy that can string together that many if statements in a meaningful way. then you unlock the ability to use the word “just”

No it's not. Neural networks use almost no branching. It's all multiply accumulates from big matrix multiplications. Branching code is slow and inefficient.

AI is just brute forcing statistics

I used to feel the same when I used to be a noob

a multiplexer used in arithmetic is still technically an if statement

>he thinks the human brain even closely resembles a neural network
>hurdur they both use the word neuron and they look the same in pictures

It breaks down to if statements.
A lot of what you deal with in code is just abstractions of simpler methods.

Nazism is just a bunch of neckbeards
Prove me wrong. PROTIP: You can't

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At the base it would still be an if statement retart

IF and GOTO my friend, don't forget the GOTO

i thought nazis hole thing was that they shaved their hair

if then else?

Btfss

Like a correlator? Doesn't it still have to compare results and ultimatively branch?

>t. Jow Forums 2018

>talking about AI and thinking the human brain is relevant
>not subscribing to Hintons theory that the brain just does backprop

Those are skinheads.Real living nazis are in ther 90's and 100's right now.

>anime is just a bunch of 0s and 1s randomly typed together by island monkeys

Simulate a potassium ion pump in a program for me.

It's all linear algebra. There is little to no branching, since it's slow.

if(amountOfPotassium < amountOfSodium) pumpPotassium();
else if(amountOfPotassium > amountOfSodium)
pumpSodium();

And what does that accomplish in neural networks?
If it's the same as a brain and all.

It pumps potassium or sodium so can you have less boring linear algebra in your neural network.

I see

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Current neural networks aren't. However, future AI is essentially a vast network of if statements that wrote themselves.

OP is just a faggot

>Brains are just a bunch of cells
CELLS
>if statements are cells
CELLS
INTERLINKED
>its the same brain
INTERLINKED
>OP is just a faggot
DREADFULLY

it's probably wrapped in a while statement, too

math is just addition and subtraction

in the classical ai maybe. Intelligece seen as emergent behavior is more a set of stimulus -> action that are abitred by inhibitions and substitutions mechanism. by your point even electronic circuits are a bunch of if's too.
try to think about ants, or maybe your eyes that close when someone try to poke them. are eyes intelligent and a bunch of if's? or their behavior is hardwired and the emergent behavior is that they protect you from injuries?
obviously this is not valid for all AI and there is a big part of it that can be seen as a bunch of if's but not entirely for sure

It's a while(true) with an if statement inside.

on the hardware level everything is addition, branching and conditionals, but it's impossible to write those if statements manually

so instead you make a graph and optimize its calculations via differential calculus feedback loop

while(true) is just if(true) goto