Is Quantum Computing a meme?

is "is a meme" a meme?

Yeah? Post one then

There are algorithms realizable in Quantum computers that are faster than there analogon on a classical Turing machine. The most famous one is Shor's algorithm, which lead to this great interest in Quantum computing, because it allows in principal factorization in O((log(n))^3)

Quantum computers can run Crysis at 4K 144fps.

So made up stupid shit that doesn't have a purpose

Yes. Now write me a recursive definition of said meme.

making money from "much technology" advertisments
nothing
never because it's a meme
it's called a light bulb dummy

Here's a list of algorithms that are faster with quantum computing: math.nist.gov/quantum/zoo/

No reason to be butthurt.
>made up
It was already demonstrated for 15 = 5*3. So it works in principal
>stupid shit
The idea and algorithm is pretty smart
> doesn't have a purpose
Well, it could change the whole world by making all the current cryptography obsolete and that's just one algorithm

The real question is, whether we can built and operate Quantum computers with enough Qubits to be practical for real world application. That's debatable. But the field is advancing fast, both theoretically (description of open Quantum systems etc ) and technically

Does any of that math babble mean my computer can render lifelike 3D VR Porn of Emma Watson with an interactive/responsive AI that pretends to be Hermione Granger? Because otherwise I don't give a shit?

This.
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and this.

Here's a very interesting article on quantum computers and why it's so hard to answer your question.

technologyreview.com/s/610250/hello-quantum-world/

Not so, and not so.

Conclusion: they won't help you render but you give a shit anyway.

Opening portals and contacting demons/fallen angels

heh. i helped build that.

why is it hanging from the ceiling like that?

the world we live in is a fundamentally quantum world defined by quantum computational processes

if compiter go can computer go not

>What are they good for?
quantum mathematics

>What are they capable of?
quantum mathematics

>Will they ever be viable for the average consumer?
it's not for an average person and never will be

because it probably goes in a vat of liquid helium

I don't by that quantum mechanics is mostly a pseudoscience. One day they say space is mostly dark matter and the next they say there's no dark matter in space. It tries to explain the world around us but it's just a Jerry rig solution

Supposedly can break encryption much faster than what we have now, but govt has so much $$ that they can brute force anything if they really want to with just a farm of non-quantum computers.

>Supposedly can break encryption much faster than what we have now
any citation by an knowledgable person for that?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-quantum_cryptography

Its still fairly secure but if you have a farm of these..

Quantum computers are good at stimulating quantum experiments

It doesn't matter what we respond to your questions because the moment you try to read it, it becomes invalid.

Hopefully simulating quantum systems faster than regular computers
Simulating quantum systems slower than regular computers.
Probably not, the average consumer does not need to simulate quantum systems. If they can simulate quantum systems faster than regular computers the world will be a very different place and the average consumer will feel it.

A good portion of what supercomputers do is simulating quantum systems. Simulating quantum systems like molecules and shit takes a damn long time, sometimes months. If we can do this faster then we can find molecules that do shit we want faster. We're talking better drugs, solar cells, materials and what not. If simulation is fast enough we might be able to simulate and thus design nanomachines.

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failure to adapt is how you end up jobless

>What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing

>What are they good for?
Not much, they're an expensive and risky money sink at this moment, but that risk might end up being worth it.
>What are they capable of?
It's hard to tell, but they could speed certain tasks up a lot (and potentially break crypto, which would be a disaster).
>Will they ever be viable for the average consumer?
I think it would take a different approach than what's done right now, because keeping parts that cool in a consumer device wouldn't be viable. It might end up being a special purpose part like a GPU (but if it has no use for vidya, it will be a niche product).

High parallel computing
Extremely complex algorithm
No, they would suck for everyday shit

One specific algorithm per billion dollar machine, pretty useless.

why dont you just try it?

quantumexperience.ng.bluemix.net/qx/editor

>Not using the energy emitted from the movement of the electrons to power your beryllium-based chips.

Are you even trying nigga?

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!