>open office landscape
Company red flags
>sitting at desks
Literally worse than smoking a pack a day
Elaborate
Sitting at your desk is taking years off your life, if a company doesn't have standing desks then that's a red flag and you need to leave
I think its time to bring back those cubicles. i hate open office meme
Exercise on your on time, faggot.
Female leadership.
i bet you do important work
faggot
I do, I'm also vegan so guaranteed to be healthier than you
I bet you don't even have a job faggot
i'm at work right now, you dumb nigger
And on Jow Forums, lazy faggot get back to work
I think id go insane in an open office, semi open I have now with partitions, but no privacy is bad enough. I'd get a lot more done in a private office
>I'm also vegan
you win.
standing is bad too. it's inactivity that's bad, not necessarily sitting or standing. get a treadmill desk pleb
wow it took you 2 comments to say you are vegan, thats something
go stand in a corner
he eats cock
>comments
You have to go back.
it's not about exercising it's about sittingon a chair more than 3 hours a day, which kills your cardiovascular system and you with it.
>female leadership
>flexible seating arrangements
>shitty motivational posters
>no keyboards, people typing on the laptop's keyboard
>old shitty TN 1600*1080 panel 23 inch screens with VGA only
>only one screen per person
>no coffee machine nearby
>shit chairs
>laptops as primary computer
what fresh hell is this? i need a minimum of 50% of my field of view covered with monitors
>forego walls
>now everyone needs headphones
>tfw working on a computer science degree
>mfw see this thread
I already hate working in groups. Is this the future waiting for me as an engineer?
Why do you choose to be a sexist cunt?
Well, with that post you just confirmed that nobody ever EVER should take you seriously. Might aswell attach a pepe or end your post with bros/lands just so we can be sure.
Diversity department
Mandatory trainings on inclusivity, diversity, etc
fml
I'm also vegan so guaranteed to be healthier than you
You may be healthier but my food tastes better.
>tfw making pork chops, baked beans with pork, mashed potatoes with pork gravy, served with peach champagne tonight
How can vegans even compete?
/thread
>women / black / hispanic coworkers
>everyone has macbook pro
>secretaries who don't serve you food
>admitting to being a basedboy
the absolute state of these crossposters from reddit
>there are more than 5 indians in the office
>>everyone has macbook pro
OFF THE CHARTS super red almost purple flag
> there are more than 0 indians working for the company
>standing desk shill
sadly standing is bad too. Stop listening to bs in adds
It's not a choice. I can't help being a logical person that makes scientific observations. If you think female leadership is good, go to a country that has founding mothers instead of founding fathers.
>code of conduct that mentions women/minorities specifically
>woman leadership
>"this company will be your new home!"
soilent doesn't count as being vegan you colossal faggot
This is so many companies though. And MacBook Air
Real red flags: unclear accounting/budgeting
our company offers free laptop. you can pick base macbook pro 15 / specked out dell xps 15 / thinkpad T
>mfw 95% coworkers picked macbook pro and complain about it now
I remember you, you were fired from Google for sexist remarks
>computer science
>engineer
Pick one.
>>mfw 95% coworkers picked macbook pro and complain about it now
Let me guess, dust under the keyboard?
Those Macbook keyboards literally ruin lives
muh sexism
>specked
Brainlet
>macs
My company tried to do this, everyone resoundingly said no so they gave up on it.
THIS.
It was a joke dude; you aren't actually smart enough to work for google
I've got fucked up ankles and a fucked up spine, standing for more than an hour or so really hurts me. Sitting is perfect because it takes all of the load off of my twisted up shit.
>He hasn't read about carnosine and Q10
>He doesn't know about the importance of a healthy intestinal flora, imposible to reach with a vegan diet.
>He is throwing millenia of data for a meme invented by some hippies backed by corporations that want to make meat a luxury.
Not going to make it.
Just ride a bike to work, problem solved.
>Falling for obvious bait
That looks more like my college than an office. Is that what they're trying to emulate?
yep, keyboards are shit and overheating issues maybe
but it is a status symbol, I cannot disprove that
>Colleges have brown skin
>Leadership has german sounding names
but it's literally the best choice given in your post
Why would anybody pick the cheaper options?
real cases from experience:
>open landscape
>you are required to bring your laptop
>they rave about the diversity of the team during the interview
>the interview is done with Stacy from HR with zero technical aspects covered
>they tiptoe around when asked about the salary
>they expect you to make an offer (this one is an instant NOPE)
>"We may occasionally require some extra work from home during weekends."
>zero (0) documentation
>"Yeah, everyone does a bit of everything here."
>>Colleges have brown skin
I very you're an Amerimutt
>Leadership has german sounding names
What's wrong with that?
When more than 10% of their computers run Wintendo
What's wrong with you making an offer? Just make it $20k higher than you think they're willing to do and then watch them squirm when you walk away.
>soilent doesn't count as being vegan you colossal faggot
Why not?
nah, it is just shiny piece of metal
xps is comfier, feels gud man
Assuming thats a girl on the left, shes the only female i'd think was compentent in a tech position.
>I'm also vegan
Opinion disregarded
> companies where vegans work
What’s up with that banana in the bottom left?
heh what the fuck man
Won't that mean I'll still be jobless?
a wholesome, nutritious coding fuel snack, phallically shaped to build camaraderie with your all male teammates
Go for 10k, if you go for 20k you will forever be in their eyes a pushover that they managed to make settle -20k. Good luck having any type of advancement.
Californian detected.
>vegan
>healthier than someone who eats the correct diet
Fuck your mother.
Just got a new job at a company similar to this environment, though they are smart enough to separate the devs from sales. It still has that preppy modern architecture crap and women share in the same building with a female manager. It's also a C# job. I feel like such a fucking cuck right now. I should have went for the other offer with the male only workspace.
I seriously can't work if people can look at my screen
no correlation between them
>German
>Not jewish
one job
>vegan
>healthier
Lol, I could throw your 100lb ass over a football field
t. Jow Forums
We also use laptops at my work, but I dock it to 3 monitors.
>this is what Jow Forums prefers
For me, I prefer my office overlooking park ave
you won't be looking at park ave, you'll be looking at your screen.
the way that bitch in the combat boots is standing with her legs agog makes me kek every time
>tfw literally not allowed in Australia
Open offices are, but you're entitled 3m^2 of personal space, thus the many corner desks that are essentially a 1mx2m desk with a 1m long return.
That's literally the best, just make it corner desks with 'pods' of 4 people.
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reminder if you see a new female CEO taking over , or a "diverse" board of directors sell stock..!
Female leadership is fine if they earned their way there - case in point, Lisa Su.
Many, most even, don't though - case in point Melissa Myers.
Female CEOs aren't necessarily a red flag, check their credentials first.
If they're a diversity hire instead of just being the best person for the job - GTFO ASAP.
>tfw you work in the public sector and everyone got his own office thanks to tax payers money
how do you figure that one out, tho?
Currently sitting like this
>Female CEOs aren't necessarily a red flag, check their credentials first.
This, but good female CEOs are like unicorns desu.
Only one I know of is Lisa Su.
I'd rather my boys be comfy then spending that money on dumber shit/people
god bless
You know someone isn't serious about their work if they use a fucking laptop and only 1 screen, casual fucks
Laying the b8 om a bit thick there but it seems it has worked just fine
nice dubs also this
nice dubs