I've decided i'm going to convert to judaism, but I don't know where to start and I need help...

I've decided i'm going to convert to judaism, but I don't know where to start and I need help. I've already removed my foreskin so It's not going to be easy.

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based

could you please help me

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Dubs
Worthy thread Suebi!

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>converting to jewish shit

Ya no se si haces esto de forma ironica o el autismo es muy fuerte en ti.

kike

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Como te has cortado el boibucio?

based

are you going to help me or...
Voy muy en serio
at least i dont kidnap kids like others...
mamá me prestó el cuchillo de cortar margarina

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De donde viee todo este autismo?
eres muy raro

>are you going to help me or...
You can't be jewish because Judaism is a race and a culture, not just a religion, to claim you want to become a jew is like saying you want to become a nigger.

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I DONT KIDNAP KIDS IM NOT A PEDO

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si no puedes con el enemigo únete a él user
judaism is also a religion, there are jews in israel that aren't jewish in race. i probably have jewish ancestry too
yeah you just steal goodies from graves

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>judaism is also a religion
Judaism is more than a religion you fucking anti-semite.

woah woah woah get the fuck out of here dude i won't tolerate your hostility!

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Nunca, patetico ser :^)

convert to orthodox christianity

I will help suebi become jewbi!

Just let me get my knife and a Rabbi...

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No, you aren't a jew, and when you try to become a jew you won't be a true jew. You'll only be a second rate heeb.

karen...

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shut up let me achieve my dreams!

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rude

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*Real Real Real Jewbi*

love it.

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tú te lo pierdes, son los únicos que siempre salen ganando

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Sólo ganan debido a sus alineaciones con las naciones extranjeras.

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jajajaja, seguro que si, tienes todo el aspecto de un ganador.

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seguro que eres un neo pagano de esos, el martillo de odin no es lo suficientemente grande para metertelo por el culo y buscas mi pepino kosher :^) (qué tal el día)
wtf i hate you now

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Don't post my wife.
Takane is pure, she wouldn't want some heeb posting her

Stop kidnapping kids you disgusting pedo

Nadie quiere tu pepinillo, que puto asco.

Ellos son sólo una nación debido a los respaldos de mi nación y otros. Sin nosotros, estarían muertos.

No metas la emoción en esto. Aún te amo aunque me odies.

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wtf she's mine now. USA is a jewish state btw
i WON'T tolerate your hostility
mhm...?

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American is a freemason state, not a jewish state get it right you stupid second rate.

>Aun te amo aunque me odies

Parece que si hay alguien que quiere tu pepinillo, y posiblemente boipucci :^)

You won't be considered a real jew just a goyim convert

You will take it and like it dog!

You only want to be on the winning side and care nothing about honor or country. You would sell your soul to feel like a winner.

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whatever takane is mine now learn to live with it
no shut up you anti-semite
qué tal el día
sorry i don't understand

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No, takane is mine and I already had a child with her!

Cada dia que pasa sin una cutie girl (boi) es un mal dia.

You claimed to want to fight for your nation and now you claim a religion of a foreign land.

You are not Jewish by blood, and if you did migrate to Israel you would not be welcome there.

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Crees que puedes encontrar una cutie trap en Canarias?

pues ve a por ellos cobarde!
my nation has jewish ancestry stop being so jealous

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Por que Canarias?
No hay presas.

Dubs
Your nation is anything but Jewish.

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No eras de Canarias?
Joder ahora esto muy confundido

dijiste que vivías en canarias

Nunca dije eso :^)

we all have semite blood, stop being so ignorant and learn history
los cojones que no

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How am i being anti semtic?

Joder no me lies estoy 100% seguro que lo dijiste

Pruebas?

ᴺᵒ ˡᵒ ᵈᶦʲᵉ, ᵖᵉʳᵒ ᵈᵉ ʰᵃᵇᵉʳˡᵒ ᵈᶦᶜʰᵒ ᵖᵘᵉᵈᵉ ᵠᵘᵉ ᶠᵘᵉʳᵃ ᵐᵉnᵗᶦʳᵃ. :^)

I don't have semite blood

This entire existence is a war zone. I was always a soldier.

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You only have the want to think this way. You are delusional just like the trans people.

>E-everyone is like me, DUUURRRRR

No. You are mentally ill.

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archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/6574761/#q6575214
i'm talking about spain
what did you say?
I'M TALKING ABOUT SPAIN, SPANIARDS HAVE SEMITE BLOOD

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>spain
>semite
That's wrong.

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Sigo sin ver (no he visto todo el thread porque no va a estar) donde dije eso :^)

Not all, and some have muslim ancestors as well. I am guessing that you have the muslim ancestors...

Someone from Spain once told me that they have never met a jewish person, so I doubt there are many in Spain you delusional fuck.

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there aren't many NOW, jewish people have been expelled from spain several times through history.
ignoralo si quieres, para todos tú eres un guaje viviendo en canarias

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This isnt real. Im gonna look it up and it must be fake.

k then

Volvindo al tema, no hay en las cercanias.

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They're all real.

Based and redpilled Spain! They were expelled for a reason.

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Gee, I wonder why???

You think they are hated for a reason perhaps? Like maybe they try to manipulate and control others?

Why don't you learn to think for yourself instead of joining a group of criminals?

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You see that's a problem....cause now you got nothing to pay with.

si hay, pero pasan de ti porque no te luces lo suficiente, te ven y dicen "este no es uno de los nuestros" y siguen adelante
too much success always generates envy
i kept it in a jar tho

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>no te luces lo suficiente
?

No, no hay en las cercanias, e ya.

>When you claim the successes of others as your own you are hated.

Fixed that for you dear.

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vives en mitad de la nada?
uhm...it has always been the complete opposite sweety

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No, pero no los hay.

No. No it hasn't much sweet money grubber.

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pues cuando iba a la universidad vi varios. había uno en específico que me llamaba mucho la atención. era un drogadicto con melena, llevaba las uñas pintadas de un color diferente cada día y trataba de andar como una tía
could you please uhm...get out of the way and stop staining my thread? there's people right now that might want to help me and, the more posts you make, the less posts about helping me will be

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Alguno tiene que haber
A no ser que vivas en una de las islas mas pequeñas

solo tiene que meterse en un campus de humanidades

Si ese va a ser el nivel mejor que siga sin haber.

Yo estudio economicas, asi que no veo muchos subhumanos de humanidades tipo filosofia
Huelen mal y visten raro :^)

en cuatro años me tocaron 4 o 5 en clase. encuentras fijo, no tienes ni que matricularte, te cuelas en las clases y ya
>huelen mal y visten raro
si fuera solo eso...

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Is anyone helping you? We all know the truth.

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No, no hay, no han calado aun parece.
Ojala un cutie trap para hacer sesiones de re-watch algun anime con cuddling intenso.

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yes, please get out of the way you are just filling the post limit
qué tipo de animes sueles ver?

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good goy

Enviame un trap analista, le digo a el y que te envie un informe para que lo añadas a la info que te gusta stalkear de mi.

More delusions.

You can't stand the facts so you are just looking away, pathetic.

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los amigos suelen hablar sobre los hobbies que tienen en común...con esa mentalidad no debes tener muchos amigos...
punche?

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Preguntate entonces si somos amigos :^)
Me pareces rarito y me generas rechazo.
Pocos son los anons que me agradan.

Prueba con apps de traps tipo grindr o algo?
No se, tampoco hay ninguna donde vivo (aunque no he buscado activamente)

None of it matters, we are all dead already...

I am going to make a noose and jump, been nice knowing you

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p-pero vienes aquí todos los días
bares de ambiente
There's no one left.

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If you still have it you can offer it to your local rabbi for a quick suck and they'll let you join.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It is all my fault...

You got the sick joke. In bad taste, but it came to mind for some reason...

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spain is pretty much anti-semitic and there are almost no synagogues
joer al menos dime qué tipos de anime te gusta ver, yo solo veo SoL y comedias

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>spain is pretty much anti-semitic and there are almost no synagogues

Lets keep it like that. :^)

Goodbye

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it's also pretty homophobic, and that concerns you
shoo

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