JUST

>mfw an android kid tries to shit on apple near me
Grow up, kiddos

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SEETHING

lel

>an applefag and his wife's son
meh, nothing out of the ordinary

oh my god, I just FUCKING CAN'T

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At the airport you either scan a printed out ticket or put the ticket on your screen and scan the screen. The add was about the airlines app loading slowly on iPhone. Obviously you can also just use a screenshot, I have my friends send me a screenshot as I don't want even more botnet on my phone.

what i love about these normie dumbfucks is that they complain about slow phones but their entire status bar is cluttered with ads and notifications from random apps and their entire fuckfest of a phone is a gigantic botnet with 4G, bluetooth and WiFi always on.

>>Apple Ad
>Look at iPhone

>>Samsung Ad
>Look at iPhone

Oh yeah, what shall we ever do without the quality updates that throttle and cripple our phones like those fine iOS ones, amirite?

That's it, I'm getting a samshit next.

>Upgrade to something slower than what Apple offers with the A11
>Implying the iPhone 8 doesn't exist
>Implying implications

Sammy just get your shit together and build a competent CPU, if you can't compete with the A11 now, wonder what's gonna happen when the A12 at 7nm drops later this year.

Throttle? Lmaoenjoy your Memdriod dieing in middle of your cucking seesions

Goybench score doesn't mean it's slower. Actual samshit is way faster than fruity toys. Hell, even OP is faster than ishit.

Lmao say that again

iTODDLERS BTFO

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>ishit
>competent cpu
lmao

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A thread died for this

Wrong.

Goybench score doesn't mean it's slower. Actual samshit is way faster than fruity toys. Hell, even OP is faster than ishit.

You do know iPhones CONSTANTLY overheat and thermal throttle, right?

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How will iToddlers ever recover?

It's not, the A11 is 1337 but throttling is a problem.

Fortunately, android devices aren't made of shit like itrash. Enjoy having to swap your battery every year just so your phone doesn't completely shit itself though.

Explains a lot.

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>JUST

This is how advertisers get normies to buy their phones.

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They can't.

Even the kid has a notch

No shit

Nice iPhone X screenshoot you falseflag

******.ru

*falsefag

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I like how she got horny looking at that black guy.

Can't open this webm on iphone sorry

iTODDLERS BTFO

>the ABSOLUTE state of icucks

iCunt

>mfw an iKiddie pulls out his notchPhone near me

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>false

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Google phones get a mind blowing 2 years!

I don't disagree with the video, but whenever an ad of company only contains bashing another company it comes off as a cheap shot and makes you question if those things are really that great when they have to compare their current flagship phone to an iPhone 6
Remember that the IP6 is from 2014, meanwhile the 2014 released Galaxy S5 didn't even got Android 7, released in 2016

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>mfw a weeb pretends to be a little girl near me

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Remember than the iPhone 6 is a piece of shit and is unusable after a year when the battery dies and starts shutting down at 40%, leading to #throttlegate and its lawsuits, and then iCucks standing in line for hours so they can get fucked up the ass again.

Meanwhile an S5 battery change for a brand new Anker battery literally takes 20 seconds.

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I don't hate the S5, I loved mine but good luck using it as advertised by this video.
Samsung sealed away their battery too starting with the S6 in 2015, they have these battery degrading issues too

I'm just trying to say that they have absolutely no high ground when it comes to durability and longevity of their devices
Remember when they bashed Apple for having a non removable battery in their ads until 2015? That's where they did the exact fucking same
It's not exclusive to Samsung, Google bashed Apple for removing the headphone jack in their Pixel ad, only to remove it themselves in the Pixel 2

>they have these battery degrading issues too
Wrong.
An iShit battery is some pathetic 1500 mahlet trash and racks up 1000+ charge cycles in a year easy and is basically ready for the trash heap.

Meanwhile the typical android phones come with 3000+ mahlet batteries that can last days on one charge cycle and average 2+ years of use easily before battery degradation even begins to set it.

>and average 2+ years of use easily before battery degradation even begins to set it.
all lithium ion batteries have around the same lifespan, they all degrade after a number of cycles. They're bigger but still not removable.
Stop finding excuses for doing anti consumer practises, it's the companies job and not yours

>they all degrade after a number of cycles
And iTrash having laughably pathetic shit tier capacity goes through all of its cycles in less than a year, but keep on damage controlling iToddler.

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Next year Samsung will rock the notch. Samsung made their success by coping what Apple has done. That being said, I want an Xperia.

>Samsung made their success by coping what Apple has done.
And Apple is literally made up from Samsung parts, icuck

Whenever I see an American ad these days that involves a white woman I know within 15 seconds I'm going to see a black man interacting with her in a sexual way.

I'm glad to be honest, white women aren't what they used to be. Asian pussy is where it's at if you can learn their native tongue.

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They are targetting people who currently use an iPhone and are due for an upgrade.
Informing them they offer an alternative to buying a new iPhone.

If they did use a current iPhone model then it would just be bashing.

You can also just turn off throttle in menu if you don't care about battery life.

Is this a meme or can iphone really not open webm? Webm isnt even new

Everybody will be switching to 7nm around the same time.

Apple has no better access to newer processes than anyone else.

>You can also just*
ftfy

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Samsung aren't even good android phones

PROVIDE YOUR CYBERPASS NOW! OR. YOU. WILL. BE . SHOT FUCKER!

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The absolute state of cucksdriod

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samsung desperately wants to release a phone with a notch but they can't without making a fool of themselves, same with removing the 3.5mm

Does anyone else think it's kind of weird how incest porn is so extremely popular now?

no

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It's always been a thing people have fantasised about. I think society has made families so broken that a popular way to cope with it is to turn familial love into lustful highs. Mom/dad leaves, sis/bro leaves, any relative doesn't call/visit.

If people would stop trying to be better than everyone else and went to visit their not-deaf-yet family members incest would be something only 1% of people on earth would be into.

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The CPU itself is very competent. It's just a pity the rest of the system doesn't match it.

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JUST

kek

#JustiCuckThings

I don't think there's a natural disinclination towards inbreeding, nor sexual appetite for family. I think it's just a thing that happens to have a large demand because it is in fact a virtually universal tendency. We've become increasingly open sexually through and with pornography as a medium, the bygone eras of repression are long gone, and now modern facets are simply adapting to natural desires.

Now is there a disproportionate influx of the material? Maybe, it's gone largely untapped, now it's releasing all the "potential energy" so to speak. It'll adjust and rebound, eventually stabilize. Another point of discussion is the fact that it's taboo, I imagine a lot of people have engaged in it in some way or another, but it's extraordinarily taboo, and most people won't even openly discuss their sex lives, let alone having engaged in something that is wholly stigmatized.

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>you will never have 2 lolis laughing at your old iPhone 5C & small penis in real life
Why do I even go on

>the actual state of icucks

no, IIRC it's mobeam, the barcode emulation tech Samsung bought a few years ago.

shame about the iP6 though, would definitely have lasted a few years more if it had 2GB of RAM. especially on the 6+, holy shit those died real quick.

>fake incest porn
Seriously, the actors don't even look alike. The fuck is wrong with people?

>male and female
>look alike

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y tho

There must be some serious disconnect between the SoC development and design teams at Apple. I feel bad for those SoC guys too, they definitely know what they're doing but somehow completely fucked it with power targets.

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>in 10-20 years families having sex will be considered wholesome bonding, and just another activity like board game night.

>tfw born too early

Wtf Apple is keeping secret internets from us

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>tfw only on 3rd world internet

>apple has battery replacements for $29
>guy on ad says buy new phone
>buys samsung when same guy at apple store could sell her iphone 8 or 10
>samsung has to advertise against 4 year old phones

An iToddler has defended his throttlePhone.

you can still update the Galaxy S2.

it's searching black women you autist.
look how high ebony is.

>searching black women

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you grow into it.
I only searched white women until about 16 then I expanded to asians and then black when I was in my 20s.
It's not really my fault, they just stopped hiring attractive white women for porn.

t. never travel