Need some help with this inverse tachyon field stabilizer array that I'm trying to repair. I can't seem to get power to the array's phased quantum field generator.
I've tried re-routing power from the tertiary warp field plasma conduits, but that didn't work. Then I tried connecting it to a magnatonic plasma coupling, but it still wouldn't work.
I had it working for a moment with a nucleonic neutrino matrix, but it wouldn't hold molecular cohesion long enough.
Any tips on how to do this? The captain needs it repaired in less than 2 hours, so I'm starting to freak out :(
Have you tried depolarizing the duotronic storage buffers or the ring cascade couplings?
Mason Long
You probably just need to tap into the nearest local spatial anomaly in a manner which conveniently links the engineering solution with the conclusion of a character development arc for both the guest starring alien and a chosen member of the crew.
Leo Long
O'Brian it's Bashir we need to talk. Don't you wonder why Keiko is taking all these 'botany' trips to Bejor? SHES LEAVING YOU MILES WAKE UP. She's sick of you playing dress-up in the holosuites as soon as she's around. Face it Miles you need to examine your homosexuality!
Good idea, I'll scan the region for any spacial or temporal anomalies.
Dammit Julian I don't need lectures from you about my relationship with keiko right now, i'm trying to make repairs. Go bother garak.
I'd like to install LCARS, but these Cardassian computers here on ds9 aren't compatible.
Aiden Gray
Have you tried to using a wave phase inducer on the primary coupling while jumpstarting with a phase discriminating amplifier?
This is easily the best thread on Jow Forums.
Xavier Reed
If it won't hold cohesion there's obviously something wrong with the emitters. The focus crystals sell for quite a lot on the black market, and I hear Quark was having a bad month with the FCA again. Have Odo search the bar and his quarters if you can't replicate a replacement part.
Lincoln Wright
>I've tried re-routing power from the tertiary warp field plasma conduits, but that didn't work.
You can't use power from a tertiary warp plasma conduit. That is a backup line. Only use the primary line. Are you fresh out of school?
Xavier Wilson
You think your friend Geordi might know, sir? I think we should give him a call (whispers: You stupid drunk has-been).
Jack Perez
>stardate 23634 >still using phased quantum fields
Have you tried dressing like a girl? That's what always works for me. Just throw on a dress and some thigh highs and the problems seem to solve themselves really. Sure Worf might corner you in a hallway and thrust his big klingon cock inside you in a fit of animalistic rage, and Riker might grab your ass but he always backs off when he finds out about the feminine penis. It all works out pretty good in the end.
Why does O'Brien have so much problem with DS9? It doesn't even have a warp core.
Logan Campbell
>having a job >not just staying on Earth and getting free shit
Angel Rodriguez
He's doing decades of deferred maintenance on a station that was an active combat zone for 50 years. He's lucky the thing didn't fall into the wormhole after they moved it from Bajor orbit.
Jordan James
>He's doing decades of deferred maintenance on a station that was an active combat zone for 50 years.
That isn't true. The Cardassians had a staff to deal with these issues and a slave labor force to help them out. The only thing that fucked O'Brien in season 1 was the Cardies damaged a lot of equipment on the way out, but most of the heavy damage was gone in a few episodes.
Alexander Young
Trekfag alert
Lincoln Robinson
>I'd like to install LCARS, but these Cardassian computers here on ds9 aren't compatible. sounds like it's time for a complete overhaul then
Camden Lewis
Imagine being a cream of the crop engineer placed aboard the flagship Enterprise, and then somehow finding your way on a shitpile cardassian station. Anyway the main point is that he majored in human technology designs, not cardassian stuff.
Re-root power from transporter or if your feeling sneaky the buzzerd arrays. Both should work but you will have less questions with the arrays.
Samuel Lee
Phaser all Klingons quadrant war now
Cooper Gray
Can anyone explain why they didn't just rip out the cardassian equipment and install Federation stuff?
Seriously first we heard that it was incompatible then we hear that Obrien has a separate starfleet system working, which eventually caused the worker revolt program.
I see no reason to keep cardassian equipment, especially when it is inferior to Federation. They could have ripped out the fusion reactor, installed their shit and been done, instead they spend at least four seasons with problems. Wasn't until the weapon upgrades that they seem to have got their shit together.
David Walker
It sounds like the trilithium plasma catalyst on your generator has depleted. I can sell you some new ones, but it'll cost you 9,000 quatloos, goy.
Owen Williams
>Stardate 44390.1 >Not embracing the borgnet meme Just install nano engineer bots to fix it, and hook them up to your subspace ether hub. Face it, the borgnet is everywhere these dates and luddites like you are holding back technology by holding out. Resistance is futile.
Bump. Did you fix it OP? I need help with a similar problem. I think my neutrinos have gone bad. Do you have experience buying from Ali Express? They're selling neutrino replenishment cells 3 for $2.89 but I'm worried the chink shit will destabilise and tear a wormhole through my aft quark shield phase emitter.
