I want a laptop that is an utterly shameless macbook ripoff, what are my best options?

Most successful IT professionals and business entrepreneurs use MBP, so if you want to make a good impression it is worth getting one.

>preferably released in 2015
it still carries defects from the 2008 version...
well built
>If you are poor yes, otherwise a MacBook Pro with a touchbar.
if you are stupid you buy something that caused Apple a huge lawsuit.
If you are poor you can buy something that works... or at least works as advertised... or it is covered by warranty.
youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

People will be able to tell if it just "looks like an MBP", though.

It is covered by warranty you dumbfuck, you just need to get the Apple Care. Also, I hope that angry manlet goes out of business for bitting the hand that feeds him, by that I mean all the business that Apple brings to him for performing repairs on their devices.

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge & loose at bottom
>flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to non-click touchpads
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX has horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a heavy 95WHr battery
>even XTREME GAMER laptops like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Windows laptops in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>heat exhaust literally blows hot air onto screen
>screen melts off and separates
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
>same problems as above plus:
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>keyboard fails and requires $1000 repair if a speck of dust gets under a key
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

>it's 2018 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss
howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously

>macshit literally has the build quality of a $200 acer for 10x the price
youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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But it runs glorious MacOS.

>fagOS
>glorious

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>op ignoring xiaomi macbook ripoff suggestion
probably too expensive for him

But macbooks are acer ripoffs.

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Huaweis matebook and xiami ripoffs are the best options probably

It isn't a ripoff if it's better than the real deal.

i dont need a 1k$ machine to do cli work and net browsing

This.
bgr.com/2017/09/11/macbook-pro-alternative-2017-xiaomi-mi-notebook-pro/
And it's under $1000 as well.

>businessinsider.com/mac-users-are-more-productive-2011-10?IR=T
>people who use macs at work are more productive and richer
sorry but im not some poorfag NEET and if you need to get something done mac is your only choice poorfag

>t. poorfag mactoddler

How the FUCK is this allowed?

Lenovo Ideapad 320S

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Literally any laptop.

You can't afford a macbook?

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