Alright, Jow Forums, time for some roleplay!

Of course I would be evil.

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Rolling

>artist
My sides. Regardless, I shall make wondrous works of art, the likes of which have never been seen.

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Aye

Ooga booga where the Elf women at?

ill make a bucket full of jewish babies for anyone willing to buy me some motherfucking corn (at least 10 corn)

You can’t have meeeeeee

I’ll give you five gold so you can buy yourself some corn. Jewish baby blood makes a wonderful red.

rolling to agressively slap your face with ny cock

No deal I need pure corn not your filthy monie

Can I roll to steal a baby or something?

You don’t know who you’re talking to!

If you steal one of babies, I’ll give you 3 gold.

You have no power over me magicless fool!

Yo got yourself a fucking amazing deal. I roll aggressively to steal Jewish children

I havent created the jewish children yet so uh...

What even is a macacomancer? Is it some retard name you’ve given yourself to justify the fact that you don’t actually have magical powers?

Rolling for Jew babies

t. Magicless mortal normalnigger

Roll to shove my fingers down your eye sockets

Damn it, can help you make them so I can steal one?

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Give corn and ill grant you whatever you desire

I am THE totally evil black dwarf knight! I can't just stroll into town and buy corn!

It’s a trick! Corn isn’t even that valuable!

Take it by force? You ARE a FEARSOME knight, correct? I doubt you would have trouble taking some corn, remember: I can grant you whatever you desire for corn.

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Corn grants me my magic power fren

Can you grant me a qt trap GF?

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Where the fuck is Op

Only if you can get me some MOTHERFUCKING CORN

Up your butt haha

I will stick this brush down your throat.

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Fucking fite me

Hi I'm op. Sorry, fucking captcha screwed me over and now I can't post on my computer. Currently phoneposting.

Talked to this farmer dude said he didn't want this cob anymore. Is this enough for a QT trap gf?

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Roll for qt trap gf who loves black knight

(Fuck yes)

triforce Jow Forums Kingdom triforce

ITT we roleplay as though this thread were a kingdom.
The goal here is to be as autistic as possible.
Roll for your role.
01 - Court Wizard / 02 - Blacksmisth / 03 - Witch(purple) / 04 - Alchemist
05 - Paladin / 06 - Black Knight(purple) / 07 - General / 08 - Gladiator
09 - Dancer / 10 - Beast Tamer / 11 - Time Wizard(italic) / 12 - Monk
13 - Healer / 14 Druid / 15 - Summoner / 16 - Niggerslayer
17 - Aquamancer / 18 - Pyromancer / 19 - Pastamancer / 20 - Thief
21 - Bard / 22 - Acrobat(italic) / 23 - Hunter / 24 - Macacomancer
25 - Court Jester / 26 - Chef / 27 - Royal Chef / 28 - Butler
29-32 PEASANTS / 33 - Enchanter(italic) / 34 - Butcher / 35-36 Gardener
37 - Cobbler / 38 - Landlord / 39 - Dorftrottel / 40-43 Lesser Clergy
44 - High Priest(italic) / 45-46 Soldiers / 47 - Nun / 48 - Necromancer(purple)
49 - Town Crier / 50-54 Noblemen / 55 - Count(italic) / 56 - Artist
57-59 Town Guard / 60 - Guard Captain(italic) / 61-63 Royal Guard
64 - Elite Royal Guard(italic) / 65 - Archer / 66 - Assassin(purple, italic) / 67-68 Thug(purple)
69 - Highwayman(purple) / 70-73 Henchmen(purple) / 74-76 Knight / 77 - Duke(purple, italic)
78-80 Merchants / 81 - Witty Orphan Character(italic) / 82 - Cat(purple)
83 - Kennelmaster / 84 - Fisherman / 85 - Lumberjack / 86-87 Pirate(purple)
88 - Pirate Captain(purple, italic) / 89-90 Barbarian / 91 - Barbarian King(italic)
92 - Lich / 93-94 Squire / 95-96 Fair Maidens / 97 - Dragon
98 - Evil Fucking Warlock(purple, italic) / 99 - Hero(italic)
cont...

Your first roll is FINAL! Every 4 threads, everyone must reroll.
Purple roles are evil
Italics there can only be one of this
First trips -- THE KING
The king has complete authority over all roles in black all must hail the king when he arrives or be put to death!(King can only die if you and three other conduct a plan and roll successfully 8 times in a row)
Second trips -- The Prince, next in line to the king.
All subsequent trips are next in line to throne.

Rolling(10 successful rolls = level up, +1 to all rolls, +10 health and MP)
(Indicate what you're rolling for in your post)
0 miserable failure(hurt self)
1-4 varying degrees of failure
5-8 success
9 great success

Races
Purple ID: Orc
Orange ID: Nigger
Green ID: Elf
Pink ID: Trap
Brown ID: Dwarf
Gray ID: Robot
Ignore race for Dragon, Cat and King. Every other color is a human.
cont...

roll

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The actual fucking mad lad...

Everyone starts with 70 Health and 70 Mana. Reply to someone to attack them. Subtract your roll for damage. Dubs is a critical hit, do max roll + dubs number. Reclaim health and mana with potions. Keep these updated in your name slot, alright???

Merchants have jurisdiction over money in the game. Everyone gets 100 gold to start with. If you want to make more money, roll for it. Some classes are better suited to moneymaking than others obviously.

Notes
(Specific ones only apply to first of each roll)
-Only the first Duke is evil
-The Duke is plotting to overthrow the King
-The Cat is a cat
-The Artist is working on something huge and can roll dubs 5 times to complete it
-The Landlord wants his rent from the Peasants
-The Hunter has a grudge against the Witch
-The Monk is trained in martial arts
-The Count is plotting to overthrow the Duke
-The Dragon sits atop a hoard of treasure
-The Witty Orphan can unlock his powers by rolling trips
-The Pastamancer requires a Chef to perform any magic. The more Chefs, the more powerful.
-The Enchanter can enchant litrally anything except fists
-The Macacomancer consumes corn to cast spells
-The Court Jester is/are planning a birthday party for the King
-The Healer heals triple their roll when directed at themselves or others
-The Gardeners all hate each others
-The Village Idiot has a mysterious past...
-The Kennelmaster LOVES his houds
-The General has a secret hobby
-The Niggerslayer also has a mysterious past
-The King loves the Hero as a son, and The Prince feels threatened by this

End.

I use 10 gold to buy 30 corn

Roll to cast a spell that lets me shit out bullets at 690mph

The actual fucking mad lad....

It failed retard

Based and redpilled

Fuck

Roll to cast spell that makes you into my qt trap sex slave

>tfw something you were waiting for will start in a min so you can't play yourself now

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This doesn't feel right

rolled a 2 it didn work :^(

Roll to punch the shit out of this theif whilst shooting him with my ass bullets

Let me roll to kill the local corn merchant and burn his stand along with all his produce

N-no y-you cant do this
YOULL RUIN ME!!!

Roll to shoot gayknight with my ass bullets

Sorry sounds lame

Do it

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OH MY FUCKING GOT I CAN POST AGAIN

*does it*

Awesome possum

Shut you are killed now
Roll to desecrate your corpse by pissing on it then sexing it

Tis' but a fucking scratch

t. Riddled with bullet holes, cum, and piss courtesy of yours truly
Roll to drown you with milk making your bones super stronk and therefore bon3rs lasting a lifetime

Roll to fucking undie using sheer fucking willpower

The fucking madman... he fuckin did it.... y-you are no man.
w-what are you?..

Rollerino

I am
The black Knight

Roll to take a day so powerful it hurts turkeyman

Dab*

>8
Ow ouchie ouch muh health
roll to cast a spell so powerful it summons the great shidlord himself

Why am I such a failure ;-;

Oh fuck. Ready my shield, and roll for defense I guess.
You should probably post dice rolls from now on

Im going to kms black Knight, I a failure of a wizard. You win.
*farts into the sky releasing a bullet from my anal cavity which comes crashing down obliterating me*

I take a victory dab, before running into a nearby town and kidnapping a child to be my qt trap gf.

End

Kek
/thread

Roll s ml

Roll

A fucking henchmen what do i even do???

roll roll

alright you motherfuckers, dance for me

testing my roll. I wish to be a pilot

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Rolling

Nice trips

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