>windows
>wiping with regular toilet paper but someone is watching you while you do it
>Mac
>wiping with bidet that is expensive
>Linux
>have to make a house, plumbing, toilet, and toilet paper before taking a shit
>have to share your house with the community
Windows
William Howard
Kayden Lewis
>>Mac
>>wiping with bidet that is expensive
You don't wipe with a bidet retard. Go back to tumblr SteveFag
Grayson Watson
More like have to share your rectum with the community and accept other people's shit be returned to YOUR rectum.
Parker Gray
>Windows
>wiping with an ad while being monitored through cameras all around you including inside the toilet
>Mac
>wiping with special $100 toilet paper since the toilet clogs if you use anything else, money that you could have used for lifetime supplies of regular toilet paper
>Linux
>have the ability to make a house, plumbing, toilet and toilet paper before taking a shit
>also having the ability to get them all already done for you, for free, should you choose that instead
>not having to share anything with others as an end user but everything you share is appreciated and helps others, like they helped you get that toilet and working plumbing with no cost
Jeremiah Rivera
linux is taking a shit wherever you want
Angel Ross
>bidet
>expensive
are you a burger?
Daniel Turner
Windows and Mac shit on you.
Linux only shits itself.
Kevin Walker
>proprietary shits
>shitting as a service
>the cloud
of shit
Noah Hernandez
But you shit in the street like a pajeet
Let's forget you build it yourself like a fool who thinks he's cool
Noah Smith
>>Mac
>>wiping with bidet
Sounds about right.
Lucas Clark
>frogposter
>wiping your ass with your hand before you make this post
Bentley Brown
burgers don't even know what is a bidet
Dylan Bennett
>Linux
>You find a free toilet. You do all the plumbing yourself.
>Mac
>A salesmen sells you a gold toilet for thousands of dollars. The gold paint peels off on your ass. It breaks after a year and you have to buy another.
>Windows.
>You use the toilet that came with the house. You don't enjoy plumbing or ever really think about it.
>The toilet takes a shit on you.
Anthony Edwards
They know but they will never admit bidet washing is superior and cleaner than simple wiping your ass with toilet paper. Just look at any bidet thread we had on here.
Alexander Nguyen
If you wanted to shit in my mouth you would have to pay.
I can shit in my own mouth for free.
Parker Gray
>*BSD
>you build your own version of the toilet, but take the entire world's supply of toilet paper for free
Jordan Adams
>wiping with bidet
Why is Burgeristan anti-bidet? In the long run, it is cheaper, healthier, cleaner, and better for the environment to use a bidet.
Zachary Richardson
>pajeet
>wiping the ass with his hand then eating a "snack"
William Cox
>windows
This is accurate except you forgot the part where you must specify your designated shitting hours that cannot be more than 18 or otherwise you can be expelled when you're shitting with no guarantees, also the part where they'll share all the information related to your poop, your position when shitting and similar with their business partners as long they think is in good faith.
>Mac
More like pic related.
>Linux
A toliet some nice guy put there for everyone to use if necessary and that everyone are invited to improve if they want.
Colton Bell
/thread
David Carter
Kekd and saved
Chase Bennett
>Linux
>You find a free toilet. You have to do all the plumbing yourself.
>Chances are you're going to fuck up everything and have the toilet spew shit all over your house.
>You eventually fix it and have also changed careers to being a plumber.
>Mac
>A salesmen sells you a "gold" toilet for thousands of dollars. The gold paint peels off on your ass. It breaks after a year and you have to buy another.
>If you try to have a third party plumber fix it, it explodes and fills your house with shit.
>Windows.
>You use the toilet that came with the house. You don't enjoy plumbing or ever really think about it.
>You need to call a plumber for every little clog because you can barely figure out how to work the flush level.
Ethan Phillips
On Mac and GNUlix with systemd someone is watching you too
Juan Brown
>GNUlix with systemd
The argument here is that it's so big and complex that it's easy to hide something in it, but it's still open source code and as far as I know, no one has found any spying from it.
Anthony Allen
remove this picture of my wife and her boyfriend
Jason Ross
Daniel Martinez
>Mac
>Wiping
Now that you mention it..
macworld.co.uk