I work at an Apple store AMA

I work at an Apple store AMA

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what are common myths about apple store employees and whats the extent of your power

what are you, some redzone cuck?

if someone rolls quads, will you install gentoo on exhibited products?

Most common myth is we know about shit before it comes out. We don’t. At all. The extent of our power (as a specialist) is whatever the EasyPay App will let me do. Other than that I can’t do shit.

You mean product zone :)))

I would if I could but there’s a program called deep freeze on every Mac which prevents shit like that. I don’t know the admin password anyway. I’ll install it on my own personal MacBook Pro tho

How often do you suck dicks?

when i used to work there we had a small group of us that used android phones and talked about custom roms in the back. your store similar?

so in theory you could be able to do more for customers but regulations don't let you?
nice trips

ah shit, i should've known

alrite, another one: do you get discounts / free shit?

Never

Not really. There’s some guys who game on windows but other than that I’m the only one really interested in Jow Forums stuff outside of apple

When did you have your first gay experience?

What's the worst device you had to repair?

Most ridiculous customer, or craziest damaged device if you deal with those?

just choked on my Pringles lol'ing at this

What do you thin of Apple users?
What do you think of Android users?

Do you actually like apple products or do you work there for the money?

where do you work?

What did you have for breakfast?

>What's the weirdest non-porn shit you found on someone's computer/phone while fixing it?
>What's the weirdest porn you found?
>What's the most common scam people try to pull on you?
>What's the most useless thing in the store that you sell?
>Who spent the most money in a single shopping spree? Were they a man or a woman? How old? Did they know anything about tech? Were they nice or a douchebag?
>What's the most frequently returned item?
>What's the weirdest thing you ever put in your butt?

Deep freeze is kernel level. It cant stop the entire OS being wiped dingus.

What was the first Apple device you used?Aw shit I hope someone does

flipping phones lol

Pretty much everything I want to know, answers OP