They had one fucking job

just google "windows 10 rollback loop stuck"

This took 3 tries

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that might happen when you are a little bit stressed.

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wait, are you implying that after effects doesnt run on windows 7?

No, i'm implying that there's two types of >muh software whiners
Adobe suite retards, which are 99.99% youtubefags with 11 subscribers trying to edit their sick ass montage
And Office suite fags who try to give you the "i'm >professional" vibe when they're only university students using to do homework.

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Not in performance, or bloat, or boot time, or telemetry, or fucking anything.

And here i thought it was my clients who were shit magnets, but i see it's microshaft dropping the ball as usual.

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>doesn't fucking spy on you
_NSAKEY

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>I have no idea what I am talking about

On-site IT technician here.

I had FOUR customers call me this morning with this exact issue. Any working solutions yet? I've already done a fresh install on one so far.

Not OP. I had two machines do this to me, and they were both Windows 7 computers that were later upgraded to 10. The problem is the upgrade to 1703, I could never get it to work on either computer, and I also could not get them to stop trying to update even with group policy pointing to a WSUS server that didn't exist and disabling the update service on the machine. I just had to reload both of them with an install USB that already had the 1703 update, it was the only way I could get out of this loop of attempting and failing updates and then spending hours trying to roll them back.

>I also could not get them to stop trying to update even with group policy pointing to a WSUS server that didn't exist and disabling the update service on the machine.

Try telling that to the mongoloids who swear they can stop a Windows 10 update. They cannot be stopped.

custardgroup.co.uk/windows-8-1-vs-windows-7-which-is-best-for-you/

Lmao, I know who you are now. I knew you were mentally handicapped but not Windows 10 defending tier mentally handicapped.

Who the fuck upgrades their OS outside of rolling release distros? Always do a fresh install.

Jesus Christ.

Looks like I need to make a new bootable disc.

>taking a pic of the screen
Retard

>taking screenshots of a recovery environment conveniently

You can. Keybord input isn’t disabled

>Try to install the April update
>Fails to install, error code points to a partition being too small
>No software I have found has let me move,resize, or set another partition as that partition
Well then.

Sure, but how do you conveniently generate a jpg or png and migrate it off of that PC onto one that actually works? Keyword convenient

the answer is right before your eyes, op

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Get a Linux live cd, paste the image on gimp´and post it online retard

How do you get the screenshot from the Windows RE to the live CD without it disappearing from the clipboard?

Windows 10 has legit improvements like multiple desktops and in box ISO mount plus shit like BitLocker and language packs that were previously exclusive to the Enterprise/Ultimate SKU are now standard in the Pro SKU.

Live cd has an option to import the last clipboard

So what does that do?

Install Linux.

>ACTUALLY GIVING A FUCK ABOUT BITLOCKER (WHICH IS COMPROMISED) WHEN YOU HAVE VERCRYPT
SHIGGY

>d00d believe me, win 8 totally has more performance and boot time than win7!
>shows no benchmarks, no sources, no proof
take your retarded shit somewhere else

best OS is windows 10 1607.
only dumb pajeets use anything else.

>AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, LESS FUCKING BUGS.
windows bugs are not disclosed, how do you know?

my own experience, win10 is a shitfest of bugs compared to 7

>trusting the le ban all internet pip pip porns cheerio britcucks on technology

*update

didn't MS gimp updates for 7 and 8 as well

win7 sp1 noupdate, you pleb.

kek

I'm not sure about this, mine already is 1703

dafuq boys I just had a computer doing this land on my service desk. did Microsoft fuck my ass again?

That's not gentoo and thus unsupported on this website.

It is a total ballsup. Many such cases. This is the worst update yet for breaking machines on Win10. If you have this issue backup and rebuild is on the cards.

here.

Just started working on PC#2 with this issue. Same exact problem.

Backing up and preparing to reload.

Same.Can't find a way out of the loop. If you haven't installed 1803 yet I would do so very carefully indeed. Dedicate full runtime and backup beforehand if possible.

>Not in performance
Yes.
>or boot time
Yes. Win7 doesn't even have fastboot.

Fuck off, pleb. 8.1 is the master race.