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>Ctrl+F no humor thread
Humor thread?
Humor thread.

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> inb4 300 post so the same shit over and over.
Quality thread OP, where do I subscribe?

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Just don't close the tab and check Auto

Right here.
WE ARE IN FOR SOME APEX KEKS, GET IN THERE!

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>humor
>not humou?r
fucking illiterates

>Britbong detected
"Humor" is (superior) American English you retard

> google
> americlap website
> corrects it to humour
> wiki cites the correct version, OR the incorrect version.

Murrica.

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Americans don't speak English.

>British damage control

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>where do I subscribe?
Go to google and type in "Linus Sex Tips" and click subscribe, while you're at it check out sewerbear vpn services.

I literally don't understand this.
Did you make a meme image purely out of anger at an American spelling variant?
Or is this a meme I don't know about

You don't understand what I did. Don't you?

I'll humor your desire for attention with a (you)

Actually, Americans speak and write better English than the English. This is because Americans speak and write exactly how the English used to before the American War of independence. The British, to show loyalty to the crown, added variations of English words written more like the French would spell them, or reverted to a more Roman Latin spelling. Color became Colour. After the war of independence the British kept these spellings. The Americans kept such words as "Fall" meaning autumn they kept the spelling of words such as socialize, whereas the british would write "socialise". It is a matter of fact that American English is truer to the lineage from Anglo-saxon and Modern English. The british/english actually write a very different version to Americans because they chose to

Fuck off Webster.

That post gave me tumour

You inability to sage a shitpost gives us all cancer.

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*You're

No, he's calling you an inability

Nice b8 m8 Def an 8/8

why he calling my inability?

great thread so far OP, keep it up!

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I've heard yankees claim this before, but there is not a shred of evidence to support it and overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

no really, I mean it
also I really like sucking on sweaty, hairy balls

>tfw I only wanted my fellow tech anons to have a laugh
>the thread has turned to shit faster than I can spell "humo(u)r"
;_;

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wow user, thanks for posting that for me!

American here. As far as I'm aware a huge number of "Americanisms" were intentionally created to be different from the original British English words as an act of contrarianism after the revolution. is a moron

haha

Should I post these ? I really like them, hahaHA !
Will that make you feel better ?

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>humo(u)r
Git gud or leave this board

look, another one

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this one has frog on it, fucking sick !

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nice bunny, dude
check out my crow

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These threads are always shit, please stop.

The only actually funny one desu

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I sure like typing more lettuers

Wel then wy not simplifi everything yu mong? Its not anymore ambigoos this way, and yu get to tipe les leters and think les

Then don't click them

Dont reply to comments like that

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Then don't push out actual discussion with garbage generals

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she can invade my privacy any day she wants

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fool. you could of said you want her to invade your private parts, but you said you want to be a digital cuck

I'm sorry I'm a 31 y/o NEET virgin and I have no idea how to say flirty stuff

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>I have no idea how to say flirty stuff
go outside and make eye contact with girls while eating a banana

>go outside
no

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And this has a cool ostrich

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Will my extreme potassium levels be what attracts her?

Ebin thread,upboated : ^)

Shit, that's like 90% of my commits

Bamp

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>this thread

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How is this not common knowledge

XDDDDDD11

there is one "copy-pasting from stack overflow", isn't it?

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cheers user

T. 56%

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>your face when americans call portable radio transceivers "walkie-talkies"

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How was school?

>americans write better because they use the spelling that i prefer
do you know how autistic you are ?

>americlap
jealous
>""corrects"" it to humour
do you not know how location factors into results? jesus christ brits are dumb...