>mom found tthe LDAP server
Mom found tthe LDAP server
Angel Moore
Luke Russell
Why would you have an LDAP server
Dylan Morris
What's happening in that pic
Julian Carter
>Lightweight Directory Access Protocol [ˈlaJtweJt daJrektəri: ækses ˈprəʊtəkɒl] (LDAP)
Tyler Walker
I can only imagine how much trouble you're in
Brody Morris
I would disown you for that sort of shit.
Robert Wood
>grandma bruteforced her way to root on my fail2ban-protected hosted server, made herself a client certificate for accessing my OpenVPN instance, granted herself access to my Plex instance from the VPN via iptables, figured out the WebDAV FUSE mount for the Plex Library points at a secret Nextcloud instance where I store illegal music in a per-user encrypted format.
Nathan White
>mom told me she copied my cookies for Jow Forums.org months ago and wrote a script to log all my posts, then she stared at me for like 15 seconds and left the house
Luis Thompson
>mum disabled my account in AD
Ayden Perez
>little sister nails a list of all the neighbours and familiymembers (ranked after the entropy of our passphrases) on the door of the local church
Josiah Scott
your mom's a faggot OP
Adam Wright
>when somebody reminds you that you're wasting your life
>everything you've accomplished is stuck between an LED and a piece of glass
>you exist to make pixels flash a certain colour in a certain order
>your world is that of a 2D illusion in a 3D reality
Jeremiah Butler
>mom gave birth to me and license me under BSD
Anthony Evans
>uncle pentested the backdoor
Benjamin Howard
Comforting his dying freind during this weeks scheduled school shooting.
David Lopez
those are russians
Julian Edwards
>it had 58 terrabytes of child porn
Zachary Phillips
>dad published a report of all my mental issues in the local newspaper and lectures me that i had 90 days to fix this issues.
Ayden Gomez
>doggo uncovered the off-site backups
Samuel Bennett
>mom took over my WoW erotic roleplay account
Lucas Wood
>mom found my NSDAP folder
Eli Peterson
as opposed to doing what? the only purpose in life is the one you make for yourself
Eli Hernandez
what's he playing, /tv/?
Aaron Turner
>dad ignored the pull request and impregnated again the neighbour
Jason Scott
>grandma reported my project for GPL violations
Ayden Price
runescape
Landon Parker
>dad closed the issues ,,Toilet seat is sometimes up when it should be down" and tagged NOTABUG and WONTFIX
Nicholas Davis
>mouse not working
>location: belgium
Dominic Long
fuck wrong thread
Nathan Sanders
>Niece DDOS'd me
Chase Ward
>son, can you set up for me servicedesk
motherfucker, if I knew
Grayson Wilson
>put on a PIP by dad
>if you fail you're fired from the household
Joseph Johnson
>I DDoS'd niece's cunny
Kayden Garcia
>dog misunderstood the jump instruction
Joseph Nelson
>gf wants a JBOD relationship, adding a bunch of WD Blacks
Oliver Sullivan
Once you find the one do you go RAID0 or RAID1 with them? This chick looks like RAID0 material; fast and potentially unstable.
Camden Scott
>RAID0
CUT MY GIRL IN TO PIECES
William Perez
Kek
Charles Wright
>implying school shootings aren't a thing outside the us
oh wait
they aren't
Elijah Cooper
>autistic son took my storage devices and sorted all bytes ascending.
Jonathan Foster
Parker Morris
>mum established a gender quota by shooting my brother
Thomas Ross
He just has a nose bleed
Hunter Price
>grandma passed the gentoo test
Jayden Howard
>big sis added custom insults to the sudoers.so
Nicholas Bennett
>reddit didn't get the meme format
Caleb Young
Why is she(male?) wearing two layers of boxers
Sebastian Kelly
Full disk encryption + long password + VPN in the future maybe?
Dominic Wilson
Prevents Campbell's toes
Chase Powell
>mom used unencrypted LDAP over WAN because she couldn't figure out LDAPS
Cooper Kelly
why is she wearing underwears anyways
Bentley Allen
>imouto finds the eroge folder in on the family PC and accidentally leaves A Day With Patoots running
Cooper Wood
Keked and checked.
Nice integers user.
Evan Lopez
kek
Cameron Cook
this
Thomas Ross
>gf forgets to prepend our ASN over the cheap trash transit
Carter Jackson
>What's happening in that pic
This is how doctors are created.
Chase Cooper
>dad posted the private ssh key on Facebook
Jaxon Carter
Is it weird that you corrupted the word, but it still turned me on?
Dominic Phillips
>mom spent two weeks debugging incomprehensible error messages because I didnt follow the C calling convention
Wyatt Moore
severely underrated
Ian Reed
Can you not....
Highly doubt anyone here even knows what you're talking about. Most here are code monkeys
Dominic Brooks
>grandma started an audit on my project
Nathaniel Cooper
>solving babbys first diffeq is impressive
Logan James
I operate two AS numbers, one unicast and one anycast, with a couple of prefixes
we should have a /nog/
Kevin Turner
Why two?
>tfw no ASN.
Samuel Walker
One of them is my ordinary network with some dedicated servers and routers sitting in a rack, also a leased fiber to my home and some other places
The other one is for anycast dns and web, mostly
lots of VPS providers these days offer you the option of a BGP session so I have a bunch of those small VPSes running a BGP router daemon announcing the same /24(and v6 /48) network over the world which makes the networks announced anycast - the client connects to the server that is announcing the networks closest to the client(most often with the lowest latency and shortest network path). Google "VPS BGP anycast" or something, I'm far from the only one doing this.
I'd love to show some links but I won't for obvious reasons
Xavier Walker
Same fag
Many of my clients have that setup. It's common these days with "google" "Microsoft" and a few others which shall not be named.
Anyway. What's your background and any certs?
Parker Anderson
Mom found the LDAP server. Learn to read, idiot.
Michael Ross
>Same fag
pic related
>Many of my clients have that setup. It's common these days with "google" "Microsoft" and a few others which shall not be named.
Like I said, far from the only one doing this, it's how some CDNs operate, for example. I'm just doing it for the lulz though
>Anyway. What's your background and any certs?
CCNA, CCNP, I work as a network engineer at a major international IT company
Hudson Diaz
I know what anycast is but why do you have two different ASN uni and anycast?
I'm halfway trough the book maybe i should read the rest too. I don't have any networking background or certs i just like how the internet works.
Adrian Stewart
>ccna
>ccnp
You're on the track towards ccie now ?
>What other focus is on the horizon.
James Ramirez
>why do you have two different ASN uni and anycast?
I could have one ASN with two(or more) prefixes as well, but that would involve disabling the BGP path loop detection in order to have connectivity between sites, and simply isn't as clean. I also have semi-"production" traffic running through the first AS so don't want to do too much messing around from other places on the Internet even though it's two different prefixes
great book, it's next to me on my shelf
>You're on the track towards ccie now ?
Not sure if I can be assed desu, been doing some sysadmin stuff recently, so thinking about red hat certifications if I can convince my employer that it's a good idea
in general, lots of IPv6 work, both in $dayjob and in lab
Noah Wood
you jest, but ive seen people post their SSO passwords in a slack announcements channel...multiple times
Hudson Collins
>implyin
Im from a small town in Scandinavia that had a school shooting
Justin Powell
Finland? That's not really Scandinavia.
David Barnes
Well thats too bad, shit still happens outside of the US.
Joseph Morris
>Dog figured his smart collar have a lower QoS