/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user needs to bin that knife • user gets a spatula • user's new display is fucked on MacOS • user gets BT audio receiver boards • user has trouble putting together his KZ ZS3
• user just got his 8bitrdo • user recs TIN Audio T2 • This is bait • Seller begs user to pay for the item he received >Old News
• user bought a LED strip, is disappointed it didn't come with a light switch
• user gets a kraft paper poster of a AK
• user recommends getting cheap frames for cheap brown posters
• user gets a tiny knife
• user receives some flashlights and garbage from Wish
• user bought a Mi Box
• user gets some magnets for sorting screws on

Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/testicle-ball-weights/32824366417.html
aliexpress.com/item/bara-butt-cologne/32824366417.html
wish.com/product/580f2136dcb51a0f1f196e7b
youtube.com/watch?v=9vtHZP2_KAU
youtube.com/watch?v=kAEL0zTfbU0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Good Chinese day to you all!

>pandering to racists
csg never used to be this bad, guess its the summerfags moving in

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Fuck off, faggot!

Oh, dispute went thru.

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Vape recs under $50? Only for smoking weed

>words hurt my feelings
use the the link for the safe-chat in the op and never come back

I just bought into the Tin t2 meme? am I getting chinked?

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>shit news with no witty humor
>Jow Forums jokes
>using racist remarks to describe a group of people, which is against the rules
lol way to violate the rules faggot, shit thread

Do you have to do this every fucking thread?

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Where do I get these doormats??

aliexpress.com/item/testicle-ball-weights/32824366417.html
aliexpress.com/item/bara-butt-cologne/32824366417.html
Here friend

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>Via chipset
Don't buy that one. Via VL805 doesn't work in Linux with IOMMU enabled, which you need for passthrough stuff. Get one with a Renesas or Asmedia chipset instead, those worked for me.

shoulda bought elaosi x6

has anyone got the chink kurisu figure whats the quality like?

>DSO138 arrives
>ordered it with power adapter, case, and probes
>comes with device assembled
>lots of circuit documentation
>but case is just some screws and cut acryllic plastic sheet
>no case assembly guide
fug

what are those?

>that last one on AliExpress about the knockers

took me a while to figure out the case of mine (wasnt like any you find online, was less than $2)
post pics of the pieces to see if its the same, ill help

U RYKU YERROW PUCI? YERROW PUCI GOOD FOR WHITEBOI

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got any links?

Pic related

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Did you see the new Lenovo Band, the HX06 one? What do you think about it and about Lenovo bands in general?

This one is in my passthrough rig right now, definitely works.
wish.com/product/580f2136dcb51a0f1f196e7b

I'm considering getting the KZ ES3 Earphones, as they seem fine for me to test removable cables and that particular style of Earphones for the price. Should I get those, or any other model? Also, should I get the BT module?

Anyone have any cool chink digital watches?

that looks like one of the more standard kits (looks like its the more "robust" version)
here is a tutorial for that one version
youtube.com/watch?v=9vtHZP2_KAU

Kys already, retard.

GET THE TINS

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I was waiting for this

If they were the style I'm looking for I would. I might get them if I like the convenience of removable cables,

If you want a digital watch that doesn't gain/lose 30 seconds or more a day get a Casio.

>Sign up to view details about this product!
Into trash it goes.
I can't understand people who uses that kind stores on first place where you can't see items without account.

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the best iems on the market, they best even $500 /hpg/ memes

okay thanks

I think it's Eiaosi, but I may be remembering wrong. Those are the 3 dollar ones that were shilled a while back, right?

Hey nogs, thanks for letting me know how much of a retard I am for wanting to order a waterbottle from chinkland. Ended up getting one from REI and now I don't need to fear getting ear, mouth, and dick cancer.

Looking for a decent-ish music player - ideally for less than 10GBP?

They're not worth picking up, they're a forced meme by this general's resident shitposting autist

How dare you disrespect the eiaosi x6 aka the official /csg/ iem you filthy laowai dog

Any recommendations for high powered flashlight? I generally go on night walks in the woods

its perfect for "fecesbook viral ad victims" (read retards)
and 14 euroshekels for a usb cable is a great deal!

Seconding this, without budget constraints. I’m looking for the player with the lightest and simplest interface, just one step above a flash drive. Capacity >16gb if possible.

The scope is now built. The hole for the USB port does not line up though.

I just used ebay

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flip that part horizontally, nigga

>the safe chat in the op
that's the main source of this mindless racism

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pfffft hahahaha
was this your master plan? that is fucking pathetic, m8. kys and your safe-chat

any good new chnk phones without the rounded corner screen meme. It looks awful why are all phone manufacutrers doing it now

Fucking racist bigots

Last one on the right in the first row

>t. KZ shill

Emisar D4

Not technically chinkshit but it will serve you extremely well. Awesome UI, INSANE turbo mode, you can get any amount of brightness you want between 1 and >4k lumens.

Most of us are asian you dumb white bitch.
Japs and koreans don't like their scheming.
They break copywrite and steal IP so we wage economic war on them.
ie social warfare because they don't play by legal or business laws.

any good mouses?

>redmeme note 5 was held by customs
>import clearance failure

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I HAVE BEEN CHINKED
>plug in dso138 to test
>2 seconds of booting, then loud bang
>blown capacitor
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HardwareCucks tested a few of them earlier this year
youtube.com/watch?v=kAEL0zTfbU0

>mounted backwards
im placing my bets on this. check the polarity to confirm please. if its the main rails cap then it should work without it in place (while you get a replacement)
and this is why you should /diy/ if you can instead of having a chink do it for you

>hardware cucks

got eem, buddy

You guy's mean the DZAT DF-10's right?

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Anyone had experience with a decent chink dashcam ?

Not the style I asked about and also eon removable cable, which I'm also asking about. They look good, may drop a few bucks on them

where do you live user
i'm scared mine is going the same route here in Israel

I know, the Wish website sucks balls. All my purchases there have gone okay though.

I bought the card before I 'discovered' Aliexpress.

Israelis have already left positive feedback.

>Dear buyer,
>Sorry for the trouble. How about you cancel the dispute and we refund the money to you through paypal?
>Best regards

They're doing it boys.

Sweet

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HELP

I want a budget portable bluetooth speaker. I was looking for the Tribit Xsound GO because clavinetjunkie on jewtube recommended it but it is totally out of stock in Europe amazon and you cant get them anywhere else than jewery prices on ebay.

what to get?

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Looks like a Sony xb20 usually $50 on sale

Recs for earphones that are pretty balanced performers but with a good mic? I haven't been able to find anything that has as good of mic quality as the apple earpods I used to use.

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Look good but that braided cable was a mitsake. Mine was already damaged within a week of owning it and the ugly white cable underneath showed itself. Pretty good for the price though.

Im from Europe

its 150€ here, what the fuck.

Dashcamtalk forums my dude

What about that Anker one? I forget the name

Didn't know they excisted, thanks man.

It sounds like shit compared to the Tribit

Benjie t6

I E M S
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So you're on Jow Forums, but discovered Ali after wish?
May I ask how you function?

Xiaomi Bluetooth speaker, dear friend.

Always post budget.

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>Xiaomi Bluetooth speaker, dear friend.

they are crap, even the metallic ones and they look like crap.

Budget isn't really an issue for me if they're good earphones. I generally assume most recs around here are gonna be affordable though.

That being said ideally, I'd like to pay no more than 30, but I'll pay 50 if it's worthwhile.

Some of the KZ in my experience have been good, currently using ED4 and ES3 and both are good in the mic department for me. I have never own a pair of apple's so I can't compare.

Eiaosi X6.

Alright, I might check out the ZS5 or ZS6 then. I remember everybody complaining about the driver thing with the 4/5's, but the ZS6's get pretty good marks on audio budget.

I thought this meme died

I assume it's just one person, user. Maybe two, judging by the fact sometimes it is written wrong. Also I meant ZS3, I derped there for a sec.

Here's a secret: I'm actually a newfag to /csg/

>two fucking weeks of reminding the chink to send the fucking item

Today's mail.

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who draws these?

What are we looking at here?

I think that one's taken from Xiaomi promotional art

>get tracking code from seller
>"Waiting for pick up"-status for weeks

0.6/0.8/1/1.5/2mm drills, 10-packs. Labelmaker tape. SMD soldering practice kit. $9.77.

Are the sensor placements on the indian and chinese/global rn5s different? Will a case that fits one fit both?

Alright, just decided to go with the ZS6's since I've heard good things except that the highs can get piercing. Yet again, people said the same thing about the HM7's and those have honestly been really great to me except when I sent them through a washer and the sound got a little weird. Cheers user.

I love copping chink earphones, idk why.

With all the KZ products coming out which one has the best value to performance ratio?

I'm thinking of buying some since it's so raved on in this thread but I'd rather not get fukt if they release a superb and cheaper product.

ZS5, they come on sale for ~13-14$. Stock tips are shit. Highly recommended to get foam ones and not bother with the stock ones at all.

Are Convoy S2 and Astrolux S1 still good flashlights at their respective price points?

Any canadafags here import chinkshit flipper knives after the CBSA ban? Wondering what the chances are of them getting stopped and seized.