What should I eat for breakfast, Jow Forums?
What should I eat for breakfast, Jow Forums?
Your body's immense fat reserves.
Bread with cheese, and scrambled eggs. :)
toast
Donuts! Bout to eat a dank apple fritter. Best kind of donut invented.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you cant.
Jesus fuck America, that looks like diabetes concentrate
Die faggot
gravy and biscuits
have you never seen an apple fritter before? Or just sweetbread for breakfast...? doughnuts are weird but jeez
I know. It seems weird and foreign eating such good stuff when all you've known in your life is the communist diet of vodka and blini.
I've never seen a fritter looking so incredibly unhealthy. Not my fault you dumb mutts ruin everything
Woah, how will I ever recover from such a smart reply?
Also
>implying blini are not infinitely better than American "food"
it literally only looks unhealthy because it's a fritter
when was the last time you thought "I'm going to have something light, how about a fritter?"
stop pretending that when something touches amuttica that it becomes something worse
also I'm not am*rigan desu
I've seen many fritters and none of them looked like fucking sugary tumors
>stop pretending that when something touches amuttica that it becomes something worse
But it's true. Give me just one (1) example of something America has touched and not ruined
We got blini too. We call em pancakes. Or crepes.
Mexican food. Texmex is awesome and arguably better than mexican.
I bet you still managed to ruin them somehow. Wouldn't be surprised if you deep fried them or something
America pls stop
>there are no Taco Bueno joints in r*ssia
Wew lad. You russkis dont know good food.
Most things desu, you only think it's ruined cus you want to feel superior
proof
me
wrong
Just imagine having delicious real Mexican food in the country right below yours but eating shitty imitations on your nearest Local Taco Chain™ instead
>can't even provide just a single example of those "most things"
My gf is Mexican and I make better "Mexican" food than her family desu
except for tamales and empanadas hers are really good
most "mexican" food that you think of is actually texmex and not eaten in most of mexico
italian (am*ritalian)
mexican (texmex)
chinese (am*rican chinese)
not to mention food directly from here is really good, at least if you stay in the south
things am*rigay has ruined: cheese, arguably pizza (even if I still like it), maybe more but I can't think of it rn
fite me
meh nvm actually
>replying to some dumb weeb russit pedo
I thought you were baseder america.
No baby, i wasnt cheating on you. Stay with me.