Do you take your laptop to Starbucks?

Do you take your laptop to Starbucks?

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Yup, y

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>going to starcucks
>ever

lol faggot

I'm a dude so no

I don't drink coffee

I'm a poorfag who can't afford to run the AC, so sometimes when it gets unbearably hot during the summer.

It's less for the electricity to run it for a few hours.

This

No, but I bring my iPad

>Laptop @ Starbucks
!Soiboi detected!

A match made in heaven.

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No, I go to any coffee shop that isn't starcucks.

lol no
I have a Thinkpad, imagine the looks

>Starbucks
I can't even come up with a proper response to your stupidity and faggotry.

Nah, I'm black.

HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!

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How is starbucks even a thing? You can literally make a cup of coffee at home for like 10¢.

I don't eat out

user just because you can put hot pockets in the mocrowave or chicken nuggets in the toaster oven, doesn't mean you're a chef.

No but I do in Dunkin Donuts, which is cheaper and has a better menu.

And Pajeet manager doesn't put up with black people loitering so that's a plus.

Not Starbucks, but I do take my laptop to a local cafe that I like.
I find it much easier to concentrate on my schoolwork when I'm not at my home computer, because I mentally associate it with gaming, and I don't want to spend time at work since the lighting is awful and the people are worse.

I sit in front of my desktop 18 hours a day every day. When I go out I don't need a computer.

Faggot.

>implying I leave my house
I would never go into a starbucks willingly desu, at least not with the intention of sitting down. They have pretty good (overpriced) coffee but I feel like everyone there is the kind of person who would unironically and proudly post with no self awareness of how retarded they look, then spend the next 3 hours on their $2000 courage-book posting pictures like this on various social media sites phishing for validation from other normies/applefags/poorfags

I'm more of a Panera guy (though there's a Starbucks about a 30 second walk away from my local Panera).

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Don't know, since I don't go in starbucks in first place.

no, i take my switch

>imblying only macbooks look good.

>not boycotting starbucks

i take my zenbook. other laptops are for traps or fags that fap to traps

every panera i've been to has had flies crawling on everything

Yes

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>hurr durr look at me and my expensive laptop, must do important work in coffee shop
>checks email, browses twitter
As a person who runs customer service intensive business, stores on couple platforms and manages own website: a fucking Android phone is all you need to do business tasks on the go, at least for most people
Also
>trusting open wi fi with your data
To sum up, OP is a hipster faggot.

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no just my phone and a cheap lenovo tablet for sketching.

>this is the average Jow Forums user now

>tfw spending so much money on a laptop and only autists know it's expensive
>considered poorfag by normies
>things can be different with a macbook

i pity them

Wut OS?

Gentoo

> dresses up his thinkpad as a macbook so the queer latte fucks don't try to ass rape his non-gay laptop because they get off on gaying straight men.

Should be Pentoo
But nice

>dressing laptop

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Hell No
I hate normies

No. I'm not gay.

imaging being this much of a fucking sperg.

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Only a poorfag would feel the need to brag about something as inexpensive as a macbook.

> going to starbucks

Only if you're from the Republic Of Gay

does it have gemale benis?

at home you can't shit on someone else's counter, have cops arrive, get arrested, while waiting for said covfefe

I don’t go to Starbucks, because I think they have bad coffee, and because I don’t want to drink any of their other diabetes liquids.

just because they can insert their thumb in their own ass, doesn't make them a chocolatier

>android phone
>have to install antivirus
>”””good enough”””
Lmao

>Cup tips over and ruins your crapbook

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Nigga wut?

Only when I travel to the US.
I'd rather have consistently meh coffee than risking drinking some of the black piss Americans serve.

I’m sure you want me to open your pajeet info graphic, but I bet it’s going to throw you into an autistic little rage if I don’t, so I won’t. How does it feel that you spent time looking for it in your designated poodroid vs. Apple folder, and I didn’t even expand it? Hehe

Not the person that posted the chart, but holy fuck haha. This is the biggest sperg post I've ever seen

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> take laptop to starbucks
But I don't want my laptop to be blacked.

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Poodroids btfo

Someone call in a fucking airstrike on that faggot

This
I’m not even a coffee snob. In fact I tried on multiple occasions to enjoh their coffee. It’s just bad. You can make better coffee at home. I don’t know what they’re doing wrong, but it reminds me of burnt rubber.

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>tfw he makes more money than the average Jow Forums neckbeard

you could make better coffee than starbacks by smearing feces inside a cup rim and announcing to everyone "de-caf double expresso half-fap"

>tfw he makes more money than the average Jow Forums neckbeard
tfw he also swallows more gallons of cum per year from blowing starbucks clientelle

Wow, so edgy

>Viruses on phone
Typical dumb Apple user. Download everything without a thought
>there is no viruses on Apple, right guys? guys?

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>RMania
>Кънчo, пoвeлитeлят нa ThinkPad-итe

Well it was that or having him gang-blacked by visiting starbucks customers, except he'd enjoy it.

He probably lives paycheck to paycheck like the average Californian cuck though

Correction. He lives gaycheck to gaycheck, blowing hobos he's picked up at starbucks.

You got three viruses while phoneposting in this thread. Stay #WOKE

Kek, this. I remember when I first found out that people were installing antivirus software on their lagdroids. What is this shit, Windows XP?

I'm too intimidated to try and go to a Starbucks I wouldn't know what or how to order. Is their coffee even that good? I have no problem with gas station coffee that you make yourself. I just make it plain

Do you place your weiner in a paper shredder?

Just be yourself bro
And no, the coffee is bad

Edgy

I hate that phrase, how can you possibly not be yourself?
Even if you act strangely it's obviously how you'd act in that situation

>Do you take your laptop to Starbucks?
Do I turn up to blacked gangbangs with a "fuck in the ass I'm whitey" sign on it?

No. I'm not a assclown looking for a cornholing by virtue signaling with a fagbook.

Exactly. The idea is to just go there and act the way you normally would, and expect to successfully navigate through the situation like you would any other. Of course this advice only works on people that aren’t falling apart mentally

> suggests to a board of autists to socialise
> thismightnotworkoutwell.jpg

I joined a gym and successfully went and worked out once, but having trouble working up the nerve to go again even though the first time went fine and nobody talked to me

f I sign up to a gym, can I take my thinkpad to gym sessions?

I didn't see any sign forbidding it at planet fitness

You guys are wrecks. Pull yourselves together

thats good. for a second i thought it might have been one of those aparthied segreated gyms.

McDonald's coffee is better.

Why do people go to Starbucks? Is it to meat blackpeople?

Serious question to you who take your laptops to the cafe:
How do you get any work done with all the distractions?

I don't really, because I'm distracted by my wife getting blacked at cafe counter while I sip my coffee and typing on my Thinkpad.

>distractions
I take it you've never actually been to a coffee shop. They usually promote a laid-back atmosphere.

>coffee
HAHAHAHAHAHA,

Same here.
Caffeine makes me want to shit. They also put way too much sugar.

kek, that fucking glare.

I only take my thinkpad to starbucks when my wife is looking for a few bulls to get gang-blacked.