Jow Forums job survey

>profession

>salary

>background/education/certs

>age

>country/region

>circumstances (hours, commute, telecommute, cubicle, free food, etc)

>describe what you do in a typical day

>job satisfaction 0-10

>leisure/spare time/social/time to yourself?

>what do you do with your acquired wealth?

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>profession
software developer

>salary
total comp $175k

>background/education/certs
unrelated bachelors degree

>age
26

>country/region
USA / West Coast (not California)

>circumstances (hours, commute, telecommute, cubicle, free food, etc)
no free food, my company is stingy. Usually work 8 hours, but sometimes much less and other times much more. I walk about 35 minutes each way to work and back, but I also usually work from home one day a week. Office is like a call center I fucking hate it.

>describe what you do in a typical day
come in earlier than everyone else, crank on code until noon or so, usually have a meeting or two in the early afternoon and then spend the late afternoon either answering people's questions, coding more or working on something management was too dumb to prioritize

>job satisfaction 0-10
4. Lots of money, my coworkers are morons. I'm slowly losing my passion because I'm surrounded by apathy

>leisure/spare time/social/time to yourself?
n/a. work, come home, video games / weed / tv / alcohol, repeat.

>what do you do with your acquired wealth?
save it. once I have enough money I'm going to buy a rural house, quit and never work in corporate america again.

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>NEET
>videogames
>18
>US
>bedroom
>play games
>10
>100% free time
>buy videogames

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>profession
graduate research assistant
>salary
34k stipend + 12k tuition waivers
>background/education/certs
bachelor in CS, doing master now
>age
22
>country/region
illinois, usa
>circumstances (hours, commute, telecommute, cubicle, free food, etc)
set my own hours, telecommute is an option. i have two workspaces available, one with a dedicated desk and a dank workstation with a 7700k and 2 ultrasharps and other neat shit, one with an empty cube (when I TA). i have two bosses who love me, so i end up getting lunch bought for me once or twice a week.
i get paid to travel to various cities for 5-6 days at a time, several times a year
>describe what you do in a typical day
>>wake up at 11am
>>go to class
>>go to lunch
>>go to work and hang out with pajeets, answer everyone's questions, program ((machine learning)) code, reply to ten million emails, answer stupid questions from students, read papers, write papers
>>go home at 8 or 9pm
>>shitpost until 2am
>>go to bed
>job satisfaction 0-10
7
>leisure/spare time/social/time to yourself?
i have several hours a day to shitpost or do as i please. weekends are usually completely open.
>what do you do with your acquired wealth?
buy memepads and liquor

>profession
SRE/DevOps

>salary
110k

>background/education/certs
High school diploma

>age
27

>country/region
Midwest

>circumstances (hours, commute, telecommute, cubicle, free food, etc)
40 hours

>describe what you do in a typical day
Java/Go dev

>job satisfaction 0-10
9

> >profession
NEET
> >salary
Couple hundred a year, sometimes compensated with items of value
> >background/education/certs
College dropout with expired A+ cert (that I never ended up using)
> >age
25
> >country/region
NW USA
> >circumstances (hours, commute, telecommute, cubicle, free food, etc)
I do get free home-cooked meals
> >describe what you do in a typical day
Shitpost, anime (sometimes), fap, eat and sleep (in no particular order)
> >job satisfaction 0-10
1 (you can’t have 0 you brainlet)
> >leisure/spare time/social/time to yourself?
Too much time in my own head, about once a week my friend and I will go to a restaurant and BS for a couple hours.
> >what do you do with your acquired wealth?
I was saving money for a trip to glorious Nippon but I pissed it all away.

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> >profession
Java junior dev (technically java + js + sql...)
> >salary
~1k ewro
> >background/education/certs
masters degree. Java assoc cert
> >age
Near 30
> >country/region
LTU
> >circumstances (hours, commute, telecommute, cubicle, free food, etc)
40k week. Commute ~30 min to one side if catch bus right away. Open space. Free redbull/juice sometimes.
> >describe what you do in a typical day
fix bugs. Add features. review others code. Code code code.
> >job satisfaction 0-10
8
> >leisure/spare time/social/time to yourself?
no social. Spare time after work.
> >what do you do with your acquired wealth?
spend on food and rent. Also internet to shiypost on 1/2 chan

>software engineer (Scala)
>$10/hr
>studying cs, impressive projects, no certs
>19
>Siberia, Russia
>remote (Swedish company)
>they make me do random things and program in languages I didn't sign up for
>3.25/10 boss does not have it together
>save for my own business, rent, tea, bountysource