Decide to go to bed early

>decide to go to bed early
>windows update ready to bust a load
>think what's the harm with a quick update
>hour later still at 84%
>can't sleep with computer on

T-t-thanks microsoft

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My Windows 10 Enterprise LTSB doesn't have this problem.

My Windows 10 Pro doesn't have this problem.

Ramadhan Kareem, user.

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Imagine being a wincuck

>32 gb mmc memory
>windows update always fails because of free space but still tries every shutdown

My Windows 10 Pro Edition™ doesn't have this problem running on my 850 EVO.

Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

My Debian doesn't have this problem

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install gentoo faggot

imagine being a lincuck

>He can't turn his monitor off

I always run
>apt update && apt upgrade
just after startup. the idea of being coerced to watch a blue animated logo dance in front of you while some paperclip assures you it can only be hours now, when you just wanna get some sleep, sounds like an actual dystopia

serious question: what the fuck are they updating all the time? do they have official changelogs?

>PCs dont produce noise

>do they have official changelogs?
Yes. Available on their site.

>can't sleep with computer on
Jesus, I can't sleep without some kind of fan noise drowning out the silence, the louder the better. I'd stick my bed in a server room if i could. I can't be the only one.

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it's pretty nice. my system updates when I find it convenient. It takes five minutes or less and doesn't force me to reboot.

Now remember, you VOLUNTARILY do this to yourself.

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>tfw constantly have a window fan, oscillating fan, ceiling fan, computer, and sometimes a television going
>cannot sleep without the noise

you are broken men.
the reason you need to drown out your depression is all to obvious.

real men sleep under the stars, a light breeze caressing their nipples, warking up early to the chirping avian frolicking of the morning mist, penetrated shyly by the eeriest of sun rays

Please go back to Jow Forums, you are making me very uncomfortable with your homoerotic posts.

>my system updates when I find it convenient. It takes five minutes or less and doesn't force me to reboot.
Exactly like my 10 LTSB install except that a Linux distro package manager updates everything and winshit only updates the OS and MS Office.

>want to go to bed
>see windows update pending
>put computer to sleep and go to bed
>computer wakes up in the middle of the night
>it reboots
>30 minutes later decide to go check
>it's just idle
>pending update gone :^)
>it's not the first time it has happened
>wake up every time cuz fans go 100% for a second when it wakes up
needless to say I'm not using windows 10 anymore

You can easily kill Windows Update on 10. I have not had an update in about two years.

>the chirping avian frolicking of the morning mist

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Imagine being a falseflagging maccuck.

Imagine being at computers.

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>being the reason why Microsoft forces updates
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