Year 2118

itt: we pretend we are living in the year 2118

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vim or emacs?

vi3 you cyborg

Can't believe that cyborgs are even allowed to connect their rusty brain inside the meta-net.
Those bloated machines should be kept separated from our glorious Liquefactionists race

你好吗

Does who like retroshits kinda Final Fandtasy ⅩⅩⅩⅧ ?

Pajeets are still not allowed in here, you know

Fuck off cyborg

How fucking dare you, piece of bloated crap

Windows 100 sucks I miss Windows 2100 and xd sp3

blarg i'm ded.

Is this the year of the linux desktop?

HEIL CYBORG-ADOLF!

North Korean Moot still can't fully fix images on this fucking website.

>2118
>11344 active linux distros
>1 updated version of windows
>linux desktop usage share still 1.5%

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THANK YOU BASED INTEL
AYYMD IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

install gentoo

"Dad the transports are leaving."

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>can't post on imageboards anymore for wrongthink
>don't even know what wrongthink is because Neural-Link does all the thinking for me
>just got back to the fleshnet from a multicultural furry orgy in the metaverse
>personal mental healthcare A.I. robo assistant looking at me with a disappointed expression
>dave, I told you you cannot do that
>"do what"
>she doesn't even bother explaining instead forces me to enter the self-driving car so I can meet my doctor at the psych ward
>"so why am I here again?"
>doctor explains I have schizophrenia
>"W-what?"
>I dared to call out the fact that jewgle has been mining all the data on my personal thoughts and posting the info on VRchan
>"Only a schizophrenic person would be paranoid about this" explains the doctor
>they force me to turn on the complete mental guidance system on my BCI headband
>suddenly debussy playing in my head
>I go numb
>can't walk
>they wheel me into another ward
>"Dave, we have seen your speech history on the deepverse and I'm afraid it's not pretty"
>I am forced to undergo assisted suicide in order to prevent any social unrest

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This is awesome. Post more.

ilya can you camouflage im having someone over

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good thing we will finally see sed tvs within the next year...
took only 100+ years

>gene warfare being going on 70 years now
>everyone looks amazing
>everyone seems smart
>everyone have the same tendencies and opinions now
>diversity lost to the ideal
>people have fear of giving new opinions because it maybe replayed and I may look like a fool or it could impact my social status or employment prospects
>spend most of my income on new hip gene edits and hopefully this one will make me happier
>work long hours convincing myself the next one will make me Complete
>but it never does ...
>can live forever but most just kill themselves around 150.
>why live

everyone thinks robert downey jr looks too old to play iron man now?
also 557 films is enough.

>Using Windose 10 LTSB 2116 instead of MuskOS
Why are cyborgs like this?

finally! year of linux!

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I need a replacement pussy for my waifubot-3. Any suggestions?

What's the point of learning how to code if AI can automatically do it for you

Apparantly this thing called Microshaft winblows was the most popular OS 100 years ago. I think thats what they used to use back when those smelly nigger things were still around lmao!

I can’t believe eaOS 5.0 has a lootbox system to get more login time. Back in my day of eaOS 2.0, you could just buy as many minutes as you wanted.

* Gentoo installs itself *

Its never enough you stupid cyborg you're just jealous he's one with the Internet now

Hey guys is it worth upgrading from my i7 8700k to the new 14nm+++++++++++++++ spider lake cpu's or should I wait for 10/7nm

Hey guys, I need help with erasing the memory of my mother, I don't want her to remember that I go expelled from college, any advices?

>this much autism in one post
holy fuck dude.

>Doesnt have a AMD Quantum core processor
>Still using Intel
lmao poorfag

GNU/Linux*

I still don't understand the mass suicide thing that happened in 2030.
Why being able to freely change your appearance was such a terrible thing for those people? I mean, it finally allowed you to be who you want to be and show your true self by your own face.

any suicideboth in mars? i wish its not the wrong board because i not fixing this

"And so, 2018's policies of valuing inclusivity and diversity over skill and experience led to a decades-long technological dark age, the effects of which we are still feeling even to this day."

systemd*

>>I am forced to undergo assisted suicide
Thank God.

Can't believe I went all YOLO and stuck my dick in my bros Apple iFlesh think I got infected with some weird botnet. Keep getting these one weird trick to grow giant a dick dream ads.

2118 is the year of Linux Desktop.

Can't get images working in Clover Jow Forums what do?

>mfw the tribe's children just laugh when I tell them there used to be cities with millions of people in them and things like electricity and computers and machines
>little shits can't even count to a million, why would they, tribes rarely count more than a few hundred people
>my feet hurt from walking everywhere
>I wish the techno-apocalypse never happened

What? SystemD is an entirely different operating system and computer and computer maker, and also happens to be a country of sorts.

I told you guys paid digital distribution was a bad idea

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>LTSB 2116
>Implying people aren't using LTSB 2115
At least make the bait plausible you Martian Cyborg

obviously two of his three legal guardians opted for vaccines instead of GeneMod™ 3s

>AMD
LMAO poorfag, enjoy your compoundfire CPU
Oh wait, this Cyborg doesn't live in corporate funded living compounds XDDDD

finally, my ARM gentoo finished emerging, only took a 100 years !

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It sure is nice that we ran out of oil 50 years ago, since society collapsed our anarchist communes have really picked up some valuable learning material from the so called "russians"! I wonder what our society will look like 50 years from now.

Hey guys, having trouble with those high level viruses in your oven that can't beat?

I have just the thing.

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But I'll be dead by then and everyone itt
How can you pretend?
This doesn't make sense...

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ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL

You have 3 seconds to remove yourself from my personal ramen factory.

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>spend most of my income on new hip gene edits and hopefully this one will make me happier
Just directly edit your based level of happiness, man. As long as you don't go overboard it's the best thing you can do for yourself.

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>2018 wiki
>By 2200, it is predicted that Earth will become a Type I civilization on the Kardashev scale, according to Nikolai Kardashev's extrapolation of 1% energy usage growth per year
>2118 still not a Type I civ


its those bloody post-millenials fault

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Fuck whoever made it viral, really. It wrecked two of my employer's FeelSafeBSD clusters this morning. I have barely had the time to task a piss since. There aren't even documented cases of it running on RISC-IX. Is Gentoo mutating?

How slowly are you running that you don't notice the lag when posting to an Earth server? Why do you even need a suicide booth if you are obviously an upload? Just slow down a little more and the sun will burn out before you know it.

I really like the exploration minigame Easter egg (the environmentctl one, not the smarthomectl one). It's still one of the best open world games. I've probably logged 100h in it. Some anons say it's excessive to have a 2 TB Easter egg, but I don't care. It's smaller than my journal file for today.

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Our neighbour species Sthollman has introduce new desktop kernel known as GEENUU.
Might wanna try.

Jow Forums was better before...

you count to million for learning? haha. millennials still stupid.

Careful. What if it's virual?
>inb4 specieist

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microsoft installed updates in my cyborg eyes while i was driving 1000mph down the transatlantic highway ffs

Google says that waifus will be coming out within the decade. Women are protesting it. Based Google, give me a woman who can finally love me!

Just go to a body change cabin and change yourself into a saiyan.
They will think you're part of the formely known as black people and everything will go fine.

Shoulda gone with Zeiss.

nodejs is the new assembly

After Linus died the kernel was rewritten in html

中国第一

>pronouns get projected directly onto your eyes
>you are legally required to call people by their prefered pronoun
>you get deported to the behavior adjustment agency

>ads only play if you look directly at them

>no thumbnails in linux

God damn. I came here for memes, not a hyperbolic but valid deconstruction of the current visibly dystopian trends in society's relationship with tech desu senpai.

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>itt: we pretend we are living in the year 2118

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>work long hours convincing myself...
And this is where the post falls apart.

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>linux
Enjoy your mindnet

shut up no one cares about your binary gender

Laughed too hard at this.

fucking 2050 newfag cancer
if you haven't been here since 2030 don't even bother posting

Ahoy! Haven't seen Gintama+[](){&%} yet.
Is it any good?
After the Great Animu Purge of 2099, it has become difficult to find good fansubs. And there's this new group, they call it TerribleSubs.
Is it any good?

The US cannot possibly be still existing in 2118, what is the largest botnet country now?

Emacs you heretic. We won the war with the good old M-x win-editor-war

install gentoo

>TerribleSubs
>not learning Neo-Japanese

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>not using FreeTranslator from Linux
Get with the times you dumb boomer.

先生,我可以吮吸你的阴茎一美元吗?

>2118
>still can't get my wireless dick implant to connect to the only reliable node in Swedistan to look at beautiful 32k 3D cartoon porn holograms
>doesn't matter anyway
>there are at least 2 hours of ads before I can attempt a connection
>I didn't sign up for the global net package through Botcast
>can't skip ads or block them
>ad blockers were banned 50 years ago
>can't create my own
>the only 5 scripting languages that exist use GUI drag and drop modules
>none can be configured to interfere with wireless dick implants unless I'm employed with SpecT&T Mobile
>fucking precious metal shortage means I can't build my own hardware, like it would even matter
>fucking Google cyborgs are everywhere and nobody can get a job because of them
>I'm not employed because I don't understand e-bonics
>doesn't matter, nothing pays more than 2 credits/hour anyway
>why didn't we EMP Japan in 2077 when we had the chance?
>can't rob anyone because the global botnet sees and hears all
>my friend 'disappeared' last week
>his fault for being insensitive towards the local Islamic cyborg sect

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> Nfw no water

>tfw Reality Synthesis Units are now $300,000 because of cryptocurrency miners

I just want to play Call of Duty: Interdimensional Warfare

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>E-bonics.

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GNU/Hurd, literally when?

3 years ago, silly.

any good books on ww 3 and 4? ho was it you fags?
>cryosleep masterrrace

It is still unusable, and Linux now is fully proprietary.