Only two more days

thanks

I can't wait. I can shitpost as much as I want, and when I get banned simply file a request to have my IP address deleted from the database.

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Mad about what? Come back when you have some better insults.

Absolutely this. Nothing of value would be lost.
user, that isn't how it works.

First good thing the EU did.

IP addresses are personal information. Websites cannot store it without my consent.

This. I don't even run any Javascript. It's a few images and a minimal css file.

>My likeness is personal information, you cannot remember my face without my consent
You have any idea how dumb you sound?

TFW leaf and can jew bucks out of them for forcing sites to spam me

Your likeness is not personal information, it's public information. Anyone can take a photo of you. An IP address is something you give to a site, and can remove at any time.

An IP is actually public information.

If I want to ban you I'll hash your IP. No issue.

Already blocking IPs out of Europe.

But wouldn't it be super easy to reconstruct the ip address given you can just brute force all possible 4 billion ipv4 addresses in less than a second?

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IP address is public information. It's not even owned by you, it's rented to you by your ISP.

Yeah, European visitors are free to find out if I collect any information.

This. I'll worry about everything else later, all traffic from Europe I get is scrapers and bots anyway

I have started receiving emails from all the providers. It's just bla bla changed "tone of explaining". I have zero idea what is going on and what is changing. This feels like EU baby sitting users with fancy infographics on privacy while performing socialism all over the board.

>An IP is actually public information.
post your ip then retard
>inb4 it's private

user........
you do know there's a private IP and public IP, right?

192.168.1.1
do your worst!

I don't have a website

Implying any of you degenerates have a website, even if you have it nobody visit it

Someone give me the rundown of what I've to do.
I run nginx server which logs IP's by default

This won't work if the companies simply refuse to accept the legitimacy of the EUSSR and refuse to pay.
That's literally all it would take.

Then EU would block their site for the whole continent

Came here to post this.

>Refuse to pay
>Get into deeper shit
Go deep enough and your operations inside EU suffer. Nobody is retarded enough to cut off such an income stream, tech companies would fold due to internal pressure before external.

Do you honestly believe they'd block Facebook, Google, eBay, Amazon, Netflix etc?

Not that user but why wouldnt they block it? I mean political fallout certainly is much lower than the said company shitting itself while its revenue gets completely slashed. Its not like the block would have to stay up for long before they comply

>The EU passed a law to stop websites from logging identifying information without consent.
If only it was that. The law universally applies even to paper records.
If you are a plumber and you keep an address book of all your customers, you are now in trouble.

>why wouldnt they block it?
They're the biggest companies out there. They may very well be the sole reason the economy's still getting better. Blocking them would kill off hundreds of thousands of jobs, create mass capital flight and straight up destroy the economy and the EU itself. It's not a smart move.
The companies will still survive despite the huge profit loss but will have to cut many other jobs to account for the loss, creating furthermore economic destruction.

>It would kill the economy
I doubt barring facebook or netflix access for normal users would kill anything. You could make case for amazon except there are plenty of alternatives for selling goods online, worse maybe but salt would flow.
>Blocking them would kill off hundreds of thousands of jobs
Well, most of the jobs arent in EU and technological companies dont really have many of them. For example, 25k for facebook and only 2k for amazon. Jobs are a nonfactor.
>Capital flight
I doubt that will happen if anyone manages to go enough overboard in pissing EU off. In the end its a nuclear option that wont be used without clear clause.

And no, barring amazon and facebook wont destroy the EU or its economy, thats absurd. EU is so so much bigger, the bugsplash on the window wont be felt

>The companies will still survive despite the huge profit loss
Sure, nobody will stand it though. Companies only care about the bottom line after all, they will simply comply if it means retaining access

>2k for amazon
Meant neflix

This is what Americans actually believe.

being american is already the biggest insult

>25k for facebook and only 2k for amazon. Jobs are a nonfactor.
That's the jobs created directly for the platform. There are also the jobs created indirectly. The hundreds of people hired to manage profiles. The thousands hired to advertise on these. The thousands of people selling on these platforms. Hell, even the tens of thousands of people generally working in ISPs will be affected one way or the other due to the decreased internet usage. There will be a great deal of people affected.

>and thats a bad thing
why the fuck should my plumber be able to keep my adress without consent

On what grounds does your website need to add what info?

Is Alibaba ready?

You're using a website for free. What the fuck do you expect them to do? They're not going to survive off nothing.
Don't expect to be free on the internet.

No

Shutting it down completely.

>Advertisers must know about your eating habits, who you were with last night, and what kind of fetishes you have in order to sell you an electric toothbrush

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If your not based in the EU. Why can't I just tell the EU to go fuck them selfs?

How can the EU enforce a law on non EU Citizens. Are they going to block the websites lmao

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Eurocucks BTFO.

can i keep names and phone numbers in my phone?

Do you plan on selling that information to third-parties?

If yes, you can still keep it, but you need to inform your contacts that you're doing this.

If no, then you can keep them and not even care because you're not a company.

can i give a hot girls phone number to a single friend of mine without her consent ?

>without her consent
I'm pretty sure that will soon be considered RAPE

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>first
>not the 1995 directive which GDPR is based upon by forcing websites to state what they're collecting and why (cookie banners, etc)
>not minimal 2/5 year warranty clauses for consumer products so companies like Apple can't just say "lol we ain't covering that" if your phone dies the second you leave the store
>not better collaboration between schools and the health sector, making sure European citizen can take advantage of the superior education and health care systems across Europe
>not the massive trade unions helping every country in the union

B-but they don't want me collecting user data for shekels, so tis bad :(

>How can the EU enforce a law on non EU Citizens.
Same way US does it on non US citizens.

So... pic related?

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Tell that to Julian Assange and Kim Dotcom.

Also
>what is Interpol

You forgot
>not the antitrust and anti-monopoly laws that basically deemed my country's monopolies on telecom, train transport, postal services and petroleum illegal and forced them to be broken up and prices immediately dropped to competitive ranges

Julian Assange and Kim Dotcom fear the US government, not the EU.

Interpol is just an law enforcement collaboration, like when two states in the US decide to allow police officers from neighbouring states to cross state borders. It existed long before the EU and is not connected to the EU.

Oh shit, yeah forgot that.

It was an example of cross border law enforcement. user asked how the EU can enforce laws on US citizen, and the example given was two individuals with no ties to the US being chased by the US.

Can someone do a quick rundown of what I'm not allowed to do anymore?

Best thing that has happened to me in a while. I normally do contract litigation and M&A, but read up on the GDPR when it was passed in 2016. Made a metric fuckton of money offering the complete care package to medical practitioners and small businesses.

Be a jew and collect data without explicit consent on the particular data being collected.

>new regulations are going
>Facebook, Google and all big companies comply
>Smaller sites won't give a shit
>EU blocks them
>Europeans pissed that they can't access their fetish porn anymore
>Even more Anti-EU politics
Europeans should realize that they are not in the center of everyone's attention. Not that many people care about them.

>twitter.com/internetofshit/status/999619364541394944

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That's like a vegan saying "meat eaters should realize that they are not in the center of everyone's attention. not that many people like bacon anyway."

Everyone whining about how you aren't allowed to store data anymore is a fucking retard.
You still can, you just have to get active consent and prepare the necessary documentation and procedures to comply with the regulation.
It's a few hours work at most and if you've done it for a bunch of different businesses and applications, you understand that the idea behind it is a good one.

>out of Europe
??

Fucking this. Most businesses only have to change the EULA and notify the user to read and accept these terms to continue using the service.

Spbp

WWW is not a government, it's a network of governments which follows whatever rules are agreed on by it's members. It's more complicated than "well, our servers are in US so people from EU should follow US laws here and not EU laws".

Consent should be implied by doing business. Now the plumber not only needs to ask your address but also permission to write it down so they can show up for a scheduled appointment
Get cucked

EU saving Europeans from data mining mutts and chinks once again

i have 2 yeelights on my desk, both are working as they always did after app update and new ToS.

Get fucked imbecile, a plumber can have your address for doing business. On the other hand he can't give your address to house robbing niggers for a cut. Is that too hard to understand?

This fucking board is parroting botnet this botnet that, but when the law against such practice comes you decide its best to back to sucking corporate cock. Fuck off already

If information has a valid reason of being kept, then that's allowed as long as it's kept securely. (Ads = bad, billing stuff = accepted).

This.

>This fucking board is parroting botnet this botnet that, but when the law against such practice comes you decide its best to back to sucking corporate cock. Fuck off already
This should be pinned on top.

I don't own a website, and I don't live in the EU, so I don't have to do a damn thing.

Me either, except I think Apache collects IP addresses by default. Is that relevant to GDPR?

>Of course I don't collect data as far as anyone knows

>implying anyone would ever visit your website beside your bull to show his friends what he thinks of you

>first
the EU may not be perfect, but it's thanks to them I can refund my shitty steam games and I will be forever grateful.

Came in to post this.
I wonder if these are shills or if Jow Forums is even more retarted than I thought.

I'd say the latter, Jow Forums is objectively yhe worst board on Jow Forums at the moment.

It's a combination, a bunch of Jow Forums users have been duped into becoming volunshills, along with actual shills.

>see article i'm interested in on forbes
>get redirected to a privacy page, get a bunch of options on how they collect my data
>naturally select the minimal data collection option
>get locked out of the website

Deleted the website's cookies and I'm still locked out. Why are they so desperate to take people's info?

oh thats not my problem :^)
and 4chinks supports ipv6 through cloudflare so

They are unable to provide quality content people would be willing to pay for, so they resort to selling your data.

Actually!
At least in Austria nobody is allowed to take a photo of me without asking me for consent. Only exception is when someone takes a pictuture in public and I happen to be accidentialy also in it together with a bunch of other random people.

Too late, it's already past midnight in some parts of the EU, the cops are on the way as we speak.