Open the AppStore

It's a way to help users discover apps they otherwise would not have through the usual third-party social media advertising channels. It's actually rather well-done.

Also, I love seeing autistic nu-4channers get triggered by a teenager with nicely combed hair and glasses. Apparently you have to look like a fat, smelly, dirty, repulsive, basement-dwelling NEET mutant to fit in now.

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>app is only popular because it shares dank memes
>made in basic Swift

I lost my shit when that popped up on the welcome screen when i opened app store the other day. She's a planet

>literally getting mad at a teenager for making fun, simple, gratis apps

>Open Play Store
>it shows apps and only apps
wtf is this 2018

>being so fat that you literally need a stick to walk

kek what

Shovelware

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Give them back jamal

I thought Apple didn't try to cater to sjws

>EXPAND
>Horizons
>that pic related
TOPKEK

>Poo Store

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No John, Apple are the SJWs.

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>2010

I got an iPhone SE recently. Can't pinpoint what exactly I don't like but I see myself using my old Android more.

>damage control

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App store is pure trash and inferior to play store in every way
t. ex applefag

Kek you wish pajeet

Why is apple so obsessed with poo?

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ill give you that much. whatever they did to the app store, they need to undo, because now i can find any relevant apps.

It's an homage to their literal street shitting founder.

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When Woz asked of Jobs, "what should we name the road?" Jobs uttered without flinching, "One Infinite Loo."

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>unironically being br

>portuguese is only spoken in brazil
americans everybody

Remember the slogan kids, at least its not Android!

At least I'm wealthy and white :^)

dude, i googled hour in brazil and it matched the time in your screenshoot

kill yourself fucking banano

kek

kek

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this is the most cancerous unfunny forced shit that I watched in quite a while.

Someone thought this was a good idea..
And someone else actually is the audience for this garbage...

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how is it sjw propaganda? take ur tinfoil hat off chief

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SOPA

>unirocnically defending a tenn faggot

This is offensive and immature dude.

i want to nakadashi yayoi

tenn?

you're aware that's the point, ironic comedy and that's not actually hillary

Yeah you homophone racist piece of shit

I don't have Apple so I dunno what's in the actual story, but what's so SJW about featuring a developer profile?

jamal mothafucka stop messin' with those bright toys and come back to da hood

>tfw 56%

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FUCK U MUTT IM STILL MORE PURE THAN YOU BITCH PLUS SOPA DE MACACO IS HEALTHIER THAN YOUR MCDONALD BURGER MYSTERY MEAT MUTT MIX

FUCKING SOYB0Y BITCH TRYING TO TRACK ME DOWN LIKE A FUCKING PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR OR SOMETHING LIKE A FAGGOT STALKER

That's humiliating, jamal

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>Remember when the App Store was mean to get apps
no??

IM FUCKING DONE ON THIS SHIT FORUM

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

iTODDLER BTFO

you guys have 2 inch micro horizons

>>Open the AppStore
That was your second mistake.

How will iPoos ever recover?

Apple's content ecosystem is almost all McFeelgood stories about things that don't matter these days.

If you want to ground yourself in reality instead of bullshit, ignore the app and itunes stores and buy a real computer.

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D E S I G N A T E D
SHITTING
STORE

Brown cow grazing in the field.
m00000

>>Open the AppStore
>>Literally get a shitton of ads

Fucking shocked mate. Did not expect to see advertising for apps in the store for apps of all places. Neck yourself immediately.

>clinging onto a short-run joke from eight years ago by some guy who's probably left the company by now

If only you were this determined to move out of your grandmother's basement. The best thing about the App store is reading reviews from actual, western human beings. I've handled an Android device, a disgusting experience but I needed to check something on the phone. I went on the Play Store and all apps has literally all pajeets rating shit and trying to give feedback.

Why would someone use a mobile OS literally made primarily for the 3rd world with premium use a side-thought?

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Poo in the loo's need a toilet finding app.

Her event horizon is expanding alright.

Slay queen

oh no, user
a 40 year story from the same company STILL COUNTS as that same company being tainted
>doesn't matter how bad the offense is

>dot grid paper
>barely even uses the dots, clearly no ruler
REEEEEE

>Expand your Horizons

Are you mad that you will never be as successful as the Hungarian whiz kid?

Why should we? He has reached his peak "success" already.

t h i c c

he could be the next Elon Musk, while you’re just sitting at your mom’s basement
FAIL

He won't, and I'm not.
These "prodigy kids" are one-trick ponies. The ones that are actually going to change the world have no time to waste making shitty "apps".

>t. iPoojeet

>>Open the AppStore
Found your problem.

POO

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kek

finally, an app that's for the Jow Forums generation