GPDR

Since when can they not add CSS to their shitty sites? CSS does not do any form of tracking. Especially not tracking with personal information. Why do we even "have to go back in time?" Just use a decent site that doesn't track you, or use a version that has CSS.

>CSS does not do any form of tracking.

Oh, so you haven't heard?

>that passive aggressive link
The butthurt is almost tangible.
BASED EU

this
GDPR is one of the best tbing that happened to me (and my nostalgic&minimautistic ass)

comfy

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Fuck that capital letter in every word

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Other than doing requests to external images, which HTML itself also can do, there's no tracking method in CSS.

Do you know how titles work?

>fb
>shadman

>FB_IMG

A E S T E T I C as fuck desu

A webmaster here. Plain text mode completely ruin the Internet: YOU are the product, we need tracking, cookies because allow to make $$$$ of Internet posts, "viral stories" and Top10 articles.

I expect NPR or other sites limit access to web page content with paywalls.

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no, I haven't. explain.

>what is canvas fingerprinting

>"viral stories" and Top10 articles.
Wow, yeah, I can't imagine an internet without those. It would be truly terrible.

CNN now have text-only mode

lite.cnn.io/en

so if i don't use JS in a website am i okay if i don't ban EU visitors?

i don't like the use of the word analytics in their page source

Canvas fingerprinting is a HMTL based method to track someone. Not CSS. And if it weren't, would that site in OP be actually using that and have to use that in order to provide a decent experience on their site? No.

That was an April Fool's joke, retards.

more here
gdprhallofshame.com/

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>Punching patriarchy: The Zambian female boxer taking on the world
>Texas Dem who would be state's first lesbian and Latina governor wins primary
>There has been very, very little diversity among US governors

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>all this shit design on """""plain text""""" sites

Absolutely disgusting and dishonest. There is no technical necessity between tracking and pleasant design. CSS, fonts and layouting work without tracking the shit out of your users,

ThisHulu did this back in 2011

i don't get it. are burger sites getting rid of CSS purely out of protest?

They are probably made with some meme.js framework which puts the css into the js files or something.

It's easier for them to just print plain text than remove all the tracking crap they have.

Think about that for a second... and this is fucking NPR! some websites have literally hundreds of 3rd party tracking systems.

>probably
>meme.js
>or something
would anyone else like to try to answer my question?

They don't want you to use the untracked version so why would they encourage you by making it look nice?

my sites pretty good. it doesnt have javascript let alone css (except on the home page)

CNN is shit.

Use CBS or AP. Or BBC. (they may ignore child sex scandals but are otherwise very factual)
Or Reuters.

Finally my Symbian phone browser is usable again.

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Hahaha, botnet lights.

just like how communism actually does work

>Goldberg

Does full version link take you back to the agreement page?

If not, theyre tracking you without your agreement so sue them!

>they may ignore child sex scandals but are otherwise very factual

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It's literally They don't roll their own anything, they import hundreds of 3rd party libraries each from its own server. Every one of those imports leads to some uncountable number of other 3rd parties who are tracking each user.

Meme frameworks are just a means to gather data through incompetent webshits.

i didn't get the agreement page. i had to find the text page on my own. i assume they only give that option to people who look like their browsing from europe. but the full version link is to the main site.

If I were Jow Forums, why would I recommend CBS, AP or Reuters?

Here's some evidence of BBC ignoring the Telford sex scandal.
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/03/the-bbcs-shameful-silence-on-the-telford-sex-scandal/

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holy balls
>so comfy

Like so

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The GDPR is actually fucking nothing. At my company we just changed the privacy policy and are making our risk assassments and data processing/retention practices clearer. Btw it also touches the real world, since you have to introduce security measures even for paper stuff

unless there's some special memework that's specialized in hooking you up with data selling they really don't have anything to do with this
it's just regular incompetence/maliciousness

Literally every connection to 3rd parties is used in tracking and profiling though. For example google's """free""" font and JS cdns.

BASED

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Not like that, they didn't used to do that on print media, that trend caught on online and then migrated to print journalism today.

this is so fucking awesome

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That is the style of citations and has been for a century

>facebook social shit
>analytics
>ads
>analytics
>analytics
>analytics
>analytics
>ads
>analytics
none of these are "libraries" or "meme frameworks"

sounds like a good thing to me. only lazy overpaid faggots will say that its a bad thing.

>he fell for yeeelight meme
top kek

Every framework you import imports its own analytics framework (which may import more frameworks).

oh but it gets better, devil dubs

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>tfw GDPR kills all the cancerous garbage in tech from the last 15 years

based EU

Is that supposed to bother me?

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Its probably an american thing.
cam.ac.uk/brand-resources/guidelines/editorial-style-guide#4

Its the same for foreign film names vs the translated to English equivalent.

anyone have a clue how much of GDPR tesla would be breaking by just keeping operating normally? they collect everything about their drivers, Uber also for that matter. But more importantly, this is showing normies what the internet is truly like, don't trust your shit to a random website. Yeah I really want my fridge to be rendered useless because a personal data protection law came out..

Realistically the EULA can just circumvent anything GDPR related.

notice scrollbar on partners list

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I knew it was bad, but I didn't think it was THIS bad.

>what is canvas fingerprinting
Literally not CSS. It's JS.

How the fuck would that even be OK?
Are you going to have to sign a EULA in order to drive a fucking car?

I'm fairly certain you already do have to do this.

>Every framework you import imports its own analytics framework (which may import more frameworks).

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>list of partners with no deselect/disable all button
nice passive-aggressiveness

information that is strictly needed to operate the services is allowed my uneducated goblin burger. Emphasis on strict. To be able to monetize PII will not cut it

lol no

>it will not stop advertising
>ads will be less relevant goy

EULA means literally nothing in EU.

isnt eula just for software tho.. end user license agreement or something

GDPR is about consenting, EULA confirms your consent.

It's just a generic contract, license is a very broad term.

Because they don't actually want you to deselect them.

>EULA confirms your consent.
But it means fuck-all if something is against their laws.

web things are usually calling it terms of service or tos

If you lie about EULA stuff then what YOU do is against the law, not them.

mike-gualtieri.com/css-exfil-vulnerability-tester

except GDPR forbids certain clauses

tobltobs 1 day ago | parent | on: Zuckerberg didn’t make any friends in Europe today

There will be years of battles in court how to interpret the GDPR, but not for this.

> (Article 4 ) ‘consent’ of the data subject means any freely given, ...

> Recital 42: Consent should not be regarded as freely given if the data subject has no genuine or free choice or is unable to refuse or withdraw consent without detriment.

> Article 7: 4. When assessing whether consent is freely given, utmost account shall be taken of whether, inter alia, the performance of a contract, including the provision of a service, is conditional on consent to the processing of personal data that is not necessary for the performance of that contract.

well article 4 and recital(?) 42 are not relevant. 7:4's more ambiguous. Wouldn't affect 1st party stuff and probly not "anonymized" anything.

Kinda funny that EU's official language is english even though no native english-speakers are members

Because English is the official language of the world because of the one-two punch of the British Empire and American world-wide hegemony.

>judeoburger companies blocking themselves out of the civilized world

How is 23andme dealing with this? Never even considered it because they'd get my data but now when I can just ask them to delete it maybe I try.

I hope this happens here in north america. I would be ecstatic

I don't get these when I visit any of those sites. Is it because I'm not in Europe? How do I spoof my locations to be in Europe so I can go back to plaintext everything?

>being able to protect yourself against DDoS is a shame
Reminder that an IP is ALWAYS considered identifiable by the EU.
So you can't actually protect against DDoS at all, ever - since that would require logging an IP address.
You also can't ban a user, since that requires logging an IP address.

> how do I proxy
Lurk moar

privacy laws that value the integrity of individuals over corporations? don't hold your breath mate

If IP is tied to an identifiable information

Wrong.