ITT: We name things that Windows can do that GNU/Linux can't

All literal non-issues

I can middle click on any windows title bar and it'll close immediately like a browser tab does
I can also scroll down or up the taskbar to change volume
No need to fuck around with Optimus, it just werks

>implying systemd doesn't do that already

because local dimming is a fucking meme
>haloing
>slow
>fucking lol 1k USD more for the same monitor

it literally needs thousands of zones to be decent, instead of the 384 ones or whatever.

prove it, here's the code
github.com/systemd/systemd

>connect to wifi
Fucking this.
t. rtl8723be problem

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Sure. Because NSA/CIA are going to make their code public, so everybody in the internet can confirm government spies on them.

Go back to /tv/.

>user's freedom
>Being this delusional
There's no such thing like freedom in this world, wake up.

systemd is botnet XD i saw it on Jow Forumslinuxmasterrace XD just trust me! lol

>configure audio easily
Holy shit this. I tried downloading Linux Mint on my school laptop; I'm at school trying to study last minute for an exam (about to watch video lectures) when I realize I don't know how to turn the volume on/up? It's something I've never thought about, every single system I've used my whole life I've just plugged headphones into the 3.5mm and they Just Werk.
Not with Linux. After troubleshooting I found out I had to go into commandline and download PulseAudio, than systemctl enable pulseaudio systemctl restart pulseaudio because it wasn't working.
I had to install and launch my own audio driver on the fly to get this simple functionality out of my computer that I've never had to think about before. Still can't control volume without terminal commands, but fuck it it's something I can work with.
Restart computer? Gotta relaunch that driver daemon bro. Or write your own script to have it autolaunch at boot.

Is this really master-race computing? I get the idea of supreme customization and the computer only doing what you tell it but having to download and launch an audio driver from terminal just to hear shit is supreme level autism that I cannot see gaining popularity among non-autists

>i have stockholm syndrome therefore everyone else does too

Use one of many distros that doesn't have systemd then, ya dumb fuck.

How does he have time to say all that? He just opens his mouth like once, then closes it.

yes this is the reality gnu/linuxtards dont want you to know

>who wants that??
>who wants that??
>who wants that??
>who wants that??
freetards in a nutshell

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>use bluetooth devices
Fucking this, my windows gaming machine connects to my headphones as soon as I power them on while I have to manually pair and unpair to connect on my ubuntu workstation

>can't play tuxracer

>connect to wifi
>use bluetooth devices
connman

Windows can make low quality bait threads like this one.

It's a fucking joke you autists

good thing plan 9 can do all that!!!

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>connect to wifi
Can do without problems.
>use bluetooth devices
Can do without problems.
>not have screen tearing
Only happens on gigantic screens when playing HD videos..
>configure audio easily
Even more flexible under linux.
>choose where to install programs
Could choose, decide against it for consistency of system.
>play games
No/Little content doesn't mean it's impossible.
>view HDR content
Never tried that, dunno. But what about AV1?
>draw a circle
I can draw as many circles as I like with Cairo.
>use a printer
Only buy hardware supported by your OS, or generally use a wifi-printer, fuck USB except for Zip-disquettes.
>view images in the browser filepicker
Unfunny Meme.
>use GUIs for most tasks
Just because you can't do most of the things on Windows you can do under Linux. Of course the percentage will shift.

What distro do you use?

>use AutoCAD
>use SumatraPDF
>use Photoshop
>use Premiere
>use Sony Vegas
>use Citavi
>use Excel
>use any program a productive human being needs

It's a shame, but Linux sucks.

is that a fucking trackpad

xDDD

>none of it matters

fpbp

>BSOD
>Send data to Microsoft
>Send data to FBI, CIA, NSA
>get forced updates
>break applications with every single update
>built off of shitty code back from Windows 3
>has shitty default web browsers

You made a mistake, tech autists can't into humor. They mean well, so treat them kindly, but keep in mind that they can't pick up on social cues.

>what is Wine
>what is VM
>thinking Excel is actually good
And be honest, what do you actually do that requires you to have the top of the line software ranging from 3D modeling to video editing software (you have fucking two too).

Every Linux distro I have ever used came bundled with some shitty browser by default, except for a few of the *buntus with came with firefox.

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You didn't even bother finding out what troubles Linux users genuinely have.

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The only true one is play games... And maybe bluetooth devices shit but hey who the hell uses bluetooth faggotry shit

Idk, don't use Mint. Fedora has a simple slider for this, and my media keys work fine for brightness and volume.

OK I'm bored so I can reply to baits
>>connect to wifi
Works on my machine
>>use bluetooth devices
Works on my machine
>>not have screen tearing
Compton, wayland or a good compositor (any newbie distro have one out of the box
>>configure audio easily
Works out of the box, multiple frontend available for noobs
>>choose where to install programs
Literally read the documentation of your distro and figure it out yourself
>>play games
Steam is on Linux and if a game is not on Linux there is a good chance it's a shitty game
>>view HDR content
Don't use it so I can't say
>>draw a circle
Never tried but it should be possible, use google if you are too retarded
>>use a printer
Works out of the box on my machine
>>view images in the browser filepicker
OK, you won here but you can patch it easily
>>use GUIs for most tasks
My mother use only GUI and she can do everything she wants
>>use AutoCAD
Wine
>>use SumatraPDF
Useless and alternatives are obviously better
>>use Photoshop
Wine or alternative
>>use Premiere
Wine or alternative
>>use Sony Vegas
Wine or alternative
>>use Citavi
Don't know this shit
>>use Excel
Better alternative and you should use latex anyway
>>use any program a productive human being needs
I can use any windows program on Linux so I miss nothing (but still Linux alternatives are better most of the time)

> Things Windows can do that GNU/Linux can't

> Take your money
> Take your self-respect
> Take everything

>baited into saying Ethernet is flat out better than wifi
>autistic retard only able to think within the paradigm of his desktop PC
>"HDR sucks"
>"Only retards use GUIs"

I'm not sure if someone is actually this fucking retarded or not. Not sure if I should believe the amount of retardation.

>he thinks he has self respect because instead of paying for a working OS he uses a free one maintained by hobbyists with no official anything
>not realize no 'community run' anything has ever been anything more than pure shit

Total losers and brainlets join in on community shit because they think its their time to shine. They just want so badly to pretend they have some power or authority because the normal working world has told them to fuck off for being retarded, ie, a proper company hiring programmers whereas the Linux community welcomed them to JUST everything up.

>if a game is not on Linux there is a good chance it's a shitty game
>Fortnite
>shitty game

Money motivated programmers don't want to fix bugs or make quality software. They just want to get a paycheck and go home. They also don't want to sell products based on features or real user studies anymore, as evidenced by win10's reliance on advertising and telemetry to maintain profit. If you want to waste money on an overpriced, buggy and bloated 9-5 product made by H1Bs then sure, windows is your best bet.

Kek good post

Hey user do you wanna make your computer work free of charge?
>Linux
Hey user do you wanna pay someone to operate and maintain your computer?
>Windows
Hey user are you LGBTQ??
>Mac

As a winfag I can get behind that.
I respect people who use free software because they don't want to pay for it and they don't pirate it either.
I even have GIMP installed on my PC because I didn't want to pirate Photoshop and paying for it is retarded unless you're making money with it.
Ended up pirating Photoshop either way though.

Updating your OS without fucking up the drivers

Always relevant

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>HDR
I just got an HDR monitor and it's support in Windows is shit

>ITT: We name things that Windows can do that GNU/Linux can't.
>>connect to wifi
Works for me. IDC if it doesn't since WiFi is shit anyway though.
>>use bluetooth devices
Works for me
>>not have screen tearing
Works for me
>>configure audio easily
Easy for me
>>choose where to install programs
Why?
>>play games
Works for me
>>view HDR content
What?
>>draw a circle
Works for me
>>use a printer
Works (better) for me
>>view images in the browser filepicker
Works for me
>>use GUIs for most tasks
Works for me

YOU ARE A FUCKING QUEER, EDUCATE YOURSELF.

>>configure audio easily
Bitch pls. Pulseaudio may be trash but Windows sound system is unusable. Have fun trying to use more than 1 sound device on Windows.

>Compton
Sorry user but compton is shit and it doesn't stop screen tearing

Can someone explain why HDR is such a shitshow on PC? I mean, it's not like it's the first standard to offer greater than sRGB color gamut, I know Adobe, Kodak and some other companies had their own monitor color standards, so why is it so difficult now? You would think we would have figured out tone mapping by now.