With GDPR, eurocucks will only have access to crippled versions of websites

>It is not profitable to show users "free" content without personalized ads
not necessarily. a lighter weight website reduces costs. also consider that the primary objective of a media website like that is not to sell ads. It is to push the political views of their owners + they can still push advertisement within the stories themselves (movie reviews, etc)

If that was the truth they would have made the "light" version a long time ago.

>send all the niggers to Europe
>ban EU from internet

The plan is perfect

eu.usatoday.com/
I'm already loving it

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>mfw EU retards are so dumb that they needed a law to block ads and tracking.

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You're making the fatal assumption that normies will opt for the text version.
They won't.

>websites without ads and tracking
>losers!
Losers? How?

Software alternatives and browser extensions aren't legislations genius. How does your country block ads and tracking? Patriot act? PRISM project?

I can kind of get this in the US using NoScript.

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Last time I checked there were still more Niggers in the USA

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>Respecting privacy isn't sustainable business model.

>It is to push the political views of their owners
Back to Jow Forums with you

Businesses run on profits, not the feelings of autistic ricing neckbeards.

But it is true you dimwit.

You can still show fucking ads, just don't track people.

We block it with this thing called computer literacy
Let the normalfags who don't know how computers work get tracked, they're the kind of people that will just say "yes please track me daddy facebook" to GDPR regulations anyways.

They're a business, they're in it to make money and money alone. If they're putting shilling their political views over profit, then they aren't going to be around long.
The only time that could work is with state-run media like RT or the BBC.

You still advertise, you just cant do shady shit behind the curtain and track peoples every fucking move
Get with the program America. Youre voluntarily getting fucked over.

if the (((business))) exists solely on basis of mass surveillance, i don't need that (((business)))

tronc.com/gdpr/latimes.com/
Already happened to other news sites.

text.npr.org/
lite.cnn.io/en

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And then you wonder why entire sites break without JS enables.
It's because of this self-interested "radical individualism" that we end up in situations like that in the first place.

Why do you refuse to acknowledge GDPR only aids internet privacy conscious users?

As someone living in EU I'm in love. I don't particularly love EU, but EU is leader when it comes to IT- and Technology legislation. First taking roaming charges between EU-countries, now making internet Great again. I can't wait when they will finally mandate that upon computer purchase user is obliged to have option which OS to have machine come preinstalled with.

Holy shit, this is perfect. A website as lightweight as in the good old times after 9/11.

>Let the normalfags who don't know how computers work get tracked
No. People should be well educated on the subject, and if they still refuse to understand how grave the privacy situation is, laws should at least temporarily be put in place to prevent the exacerbation of this problem. Privacy is a global problem, and letting it go unchecked makes the future worse for everyone. Hopefully the GDPR will turn both this fight around.

Just came across this.

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Now if only all websites were like that.

It sounds like deleting account is the correct choice.

This stuff is probably the best outcome of GDPR. Now I can actually know what the fuck is going on with the world without being bombarded with bloated images and JS shit.

If a company is unable to comply with GDPR then another company will replace them in the EU market, quite simple

Now, is there a way to spoof your region?

how do i get access to these superior web sites?

its true, you are wrong. it also is a good idea and should have been done long ago

EU proxy or find all of the pages manually

I would if it wasn't required for uni.

>text site still has tracking
These niggers just can't keep it in their pants, can they?

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I wish I could browse sites tailored for EU. I'm outside EU and I clicked that linked and I was redirected to the default site.
>inb4 vpn

Any way to block GDPR popups, is there ublock filter list for this?

Holy shit, that's fast. Why can't the internet be more like this?

>people are battling ads for decades
>devs are actively losing their mind to battle new forms of incorporated ads
>europe makes a law in just 4 months
>flips every major ad company
>?????

how is that bad again?

If you don't support GDPR you're a corporate shill.
muh big gubmunt fags fuck off.

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>all these assblasted Burgers
Yes, give me more tears

>click
>barely have the time to realize it before I'm looking at the loaded page ready to go
H-hayai

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Now we just need Chrome to get on with killing that stupid big EV banner.

lets compare the FTA vs tpp and ttip

oh wait we snatched japan and soon australia mexico and chile are going to enter the fta
tell me again how big if the tpp and ttip without ANY of the major players of the world?

>from 124 to 0 javascript files
haven't done webdev shit in a while, but isn't there some basic shit that you need js for?

why are americans so angry towards anything that's good for people and bad for big corporations

No. JS is mostly used to build a client-side application. You build 5.2MB of JS, and have the browser run this bloated garbage tracking mess that sends requests to the server, and parses responses. Modern JS is about writing a browser within a fucking browser. It's the browser's fucking job to send requests and parse responses, not to be a fucking JS engine to run pajeetcode that does the SAME FUCKING THING BUT MUCH WORSE

Americucks so jelly lol

They're all potential billionaires. Just protecting their future themselves.

Bruised American egos ITT.

All Americans have been brainwashed to think they're going to be the next Trump or Gates, they already feel like they're one of them, like said. Funnily enough, this way of thinking is exactly what lets the already rich become richer and make it even less likely that they'll be joining that top 0.0001% anytime soon.

The only valid complaint about GDPR is that it might be used by UN for their own nefarious ways.

But it is a thing that is needed.

As an Australian, it's just as bad here. We're too busy passing "data retention" laws (that requires sharing that data with reputable organisations like "Greyhound Racing Australia") to ever consider GDPR like privacy.

>>inb4 vpn
Would defeat the purpose, VPN would slow it down to non-GDPR level

Fucking dumb amerifags who get cucked by their government all the time are so jelly kek. You autists don't even understand the gdpr, websites are still allowed to show ads and track users, they are just not allowed to do any shady shit and have to inform the user about everything. Retards

Anti privacy laws seems to be an Anglo thing.

its just corporate shills. im american and i like this gdpr thing. i also like free healthcare.

>free healthcare.
It's not free, it's paid for in taxes. However, it's ridiculously cheaper than health insurance.

>free healthcare
No such thing.

shut the fuck up

>We block it with this thing called computer literacy
says the mart sharter
kek

As an American I am actually jealous.

Tell your uni to drop that shit.

move

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I wonder if this will result in a break of sorts in the internet....one for EU one for the rest of the west, kinda how China has their own thing....

Beats the lottery system called american dream.

For everyone that makes it there must be dozen of suckers to support the winner.

Are you a maker or a sucker?

Socialism never took root in America, because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

I just hope it won't fuck up google services on my phone, I really love that part of botnet era internet.

I think it will be a really interesting development to watch unfold. I also think that there is a real business opportunity in Big Data, to keep a database of EU citizen profiles and their acceptance of data tracking, in order to access things like the google botnet. Centralize the acceptance data so the individual companies don't have to sorta thing.

THIS HOLY SHIT.

and you wonder why we have pajeets and broken code all over the fucking place

Time to get an EU ip I guess

I can't find the words to describe just how fast those pages load. No loading spinner, no random things popping into existence in the middle of the page for the first five seconds, just the content loaded at the speed of light.

I bet they saved more with the less bandwidth and would have gained with the ads and tracking desu.

Most websites prefer to make their whole site fully compliant.

Computer literacy is one thing. And computer literate people want laws that protect privacy. Why the fuck is considered normal being ass raped by big companies? Why the fuck would you need few privacy browser extensions, pi hole and what not just to stop motherfuckers from tracking you all over the Internet and selling that data to whoever?
Law gets voted to stop these things and burgers loose their shit. Suddenly that's ok, right?
So many fucking consumer cucks on this board it's not even funny anymore.
And best of all, Europeans will get their privacy, Murrica companies will oblige... For them. And they will continue to ass rape their own citizens while dumb motherfuckers clap in extasy.
Jesus fucking Christ Murrica wtf

>No matter how large the market is, if it is not profitable
But it is profitable. That's the key thing: they will lose money if they don't comply.

When this will be applied to third world countries? Such as south America, south east Asia, and others? Legit, I'm jealous with that new law.

It looks like Tesla 3 dash compared to average Audi dash.

People won't like it. It's bling and kitsch that sells.

They still get more money from showing said free content and hoping some EU users sign up for subscriptions, as well as clicking on sponsored articles, than from not showing it at all.

Wtf I hate less the EU now

I wish was back in EU now. Why don't the japs have this.

>muh small business

If you are running a company that runs on the exploitation of user data then your company is employing an outdated business model as of yesterday. You are the modern equivalent of a waste water company that used to dump all the sewage into the nearest lake before the advent of comprehensive environmental protection legislation.

Fuck you and good riddance.

That's the EU V2 rocket.

Thanks!, finally a motherfucking websites will become a thing, also privacy fucking rules! stay cucked with your over 9000gb css and js + tracking stuff shitshow, losers!

How about ads that don't track anything other than number of views?