*blocks your path*

we have these threads every single fucking day since 2015
at this point I hope that MS will just instantly restart the PCs just so that these threads stop

>wondering why a computer needs to seem affectionate
Exactly. I want my computer to be cold, soulless: a fucking machine. It's not my god damn friend. I don't drink beer and watch football on the weekends with my computer. I don't need it to try and be relatable and use natural language, it's a fucking computer: just tell me what the task/error is and fuck off.

why wouldn't you update your system? what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>phoneposters
the state of
good goy

I've posted on desktop since 2009.

it's how a rapist lures a child, classic coercion tactic

change your active hours idiot

*blocks your illiteracy*

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That's because Reddit's mobile app was made in 2010.

>active hours

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I leave my computer on 24/7 streaming video/music in the background. Active hours are all hours.

that doesn't mean that you use it 24/7

macOS has the same sterility as Windows 7 when it comes to dialogue. Considering macOS is also cute as hell to use it's wonderful. Now Microsoft, Google and the rest are trying to add cutesy language to serious and non-serious things. Apple never do because it's retarded pajeet/numale humour. I should really install Windows 7 again, LTSB is dogshit.

Doesn't mean I want it restarting randomly either. It's a pain in the ass coming back to the room and having to enter my password, start everything up again, etc. And all for candy crush saga to reinstall itself again along with a minor patch. I get there's little brown kids getting their legs blown off by landmines and I'm sitting on my fat ass whining about this shit, but Win10 is a joke. I went back to 7 but I'll probably fuck off to Debian come 2020.

You can set it to sign in post update, and thanks to hibernation programs will resume where they were.
Seems like windows has too many options for normies like yourself nowadays.

>disabled updates after my pc decided to turn itself on in the middle of the night, what the fuck
>hot new meme is that windows updates are single most important thing in the world and you get hacked in minutes if you miss an update by day
>it friends are ridiculing me for disabling updates
>tfw their os gets fucked after some update
>it's nothing, minor problem, my hardware wasn't supported and some driver got fucked, it's already fixed, no sweat. turn on updates you retard you are in great danger
kek

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you don't have to restart it randomly, the op is clearly waiting to install a major update. also, you can choose to wait 3 months for big updates.
i agree that win10 is a pile of shit but it's not as bad as people say

>Seems like windows has too many options for normies like yourself nowadays
Maybe if they didn't ram my poor little asshole so often, I'd actually want to sit down and use it, and explore the features.

>you can choose to wait 3 months for big updates.
365 days actually

>implying it's not b8

Imagine being so tech illiterate that you celebrate your system being left open with vulnerabilities and exploits.

Imagine being a pajeet in a cubicle being paid to falseflag on Jow Forums.

>w10
You have been warned every day since it's release. You didn't listen.

The majority of Win10 updates aren't even patches to vulnerabilities, they're "feature" updates.

>*blocks your path*
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal, Kid

NiggerOS

Every device I own other than my debian machine gets slower and buggier with each software update. I’d rather take the chance that I’ll get rooted by the russians than continually make my OS worse

>tfw literally can't make space for the 8gb update
it's a mixed blessing, but damn if it isn't annoying knowing i can't update every single day

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Wrong. Majority of windows10 updates are cumulative updates. Feature updates are twice a year. Nice try though sweetie.

>sweetie

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Wow, you've convinced me then. Installing now, you sodomite.

>well known win10 does this
>install win10 anyway
>wtf why does win10 do this to me

>getting new parts
>going to have linux + pci passthrough for windows shit
it's going to be beautiful

you are a tech illiterate if you are using windows on bare metal. period.

You are a tech illiterate if you have no idea how to debotnet a botnet.

>pajeet thinks his freeware tools can actually stop the malware embedded in W10

>he has to use programs and utilities to do what other people can do with the registry and powershell

Yes I'm sure you and your pajeet friends found every last registry key enabling data collection and sharing, well done

Not hard since they're the ones that made the OS.

Nice try mutt, I have no friends and I am not non-white. Maybe you should stick to OS X.
fdossena.com/index.php?p=w10debotnet/index_1803.frag
You can use SimpleWall/TinyWall to block the rest.

Actually all the important components like spying are developed in Seattle

>I followed a guide I found on Jow Forums now my OS is botnet free
kek
KEK
K E K

...by immigrants.

>he thinks I followed the guide rather than contribute
>he thinks that's the one and only resource available
>he doesn't know how to use Wireshark

>he thinks wireshark can check the contents of encrypted packets

>he thinks he needs to check the contents rather than just trace and block things he has not authorized or does not recognize
Sad lad.

>I only let through encrypted packets that I AUTHORIZE. No way they are data mining me through them!

Exactly. No way am I letting them waste my bandwidth with useless shit.

>doing all this to give yourself the illusion of privacy
>unironically believing MS would give an application running in userland the ability to override """features""" baked into the OS
Unless you're running an extremely restrictive firewall on your router that would also by necessity block updates you can't do shit. Even then there would be some new domains that pop up that you won't be able to block before it sends your data out

>unironically doing all this instead of just installing Debian
Fuck's sake, I got shit to do. And they say Linux is a time sink.

>systemd

You're on a board with a phone general you dolt.

>using windows

fuck off

A containment thread for phoneposters, perhaps you should go back to it.

Y'all need to install Gentoo

*blocks YOUR path*

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