Jow Forums how you handle depressed?

>dying from swat
Come on man that's just wave 2

Based dopamine sensitive poster

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reported to the fbi
there are things you don't joke with
you are going to learn this the hard way

>reported to the fbi
and?

That's because you're a psychopath.

and you are going to jail for your crimes
you can't threathen with mass shooting without consequences

It might seem funny to someone who lacks money and/or job as you still have a purpose and goals in your life, but people who have everything already see this differently.

>and you are going to jail for your crimes
>you can't threathen with mass shooting without consequences

sweetie....

i use a philips energy light for 30 minutes every morning or, if it's nice out, make time to go for a long walk in the early morning before work.

Enjoy being v8

whatever, authorities are going to contact you in a few hours

Good idea. Ill try tomorrow.
Thanks kind user.

So? I won't answer my phone lol!

so they will visit you instead

I'm not amerishart btw

I won't answer the door?

doesn't matter where you are from, just don't try to escape

>Jow Forums how you handle depressed?
I usually masturbate frequently but force myself to cum while looking at photo's of world war 1 soldiers in the trenches

they will make you answer the door with a court order then

Whatever bisch, ill do what i want

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avoiding pornography is probably a good start

Consistency seemed to be key to this working for me. Good luck.

Its a meme. Wont help in most cases.
Avoiding internet/computers after work will usually help tho.

yeah man flooding your brain with dopamine definitely doesn't result in tolerance to it. that's why drug addicts aren't actually addicted - it's just a meme

Not good
I want to talk to someone but I have noone to call that will answer
There is this girl I like, we went out for a drink, we had a good time, she was smiling talking and touching hands
We kissed and hugged
But she's avoiding me
I saw her the other day, she was friendly again but when I told her to go out she said maybe
She's not really answering my messages
I don't know what to do
I like her
>t. virgin

seems like you take that too serious

rape is your only option imo

>Avoiding internet/computers after work will usually help tho.
This but I have to complete my fucking thesis so I have to be in front of the fucking puter all the time
I'm going to buy a book, does Jow Forums has any recommendations? (not programming, I read a lot of those)

Fuck you you insensitive clod

I am watched by the NSA.

Poor NSA

Something about psychology and human nature.

no but I bought a dildo and put it all the way up my ass yesterday and now I'm on the shitter and my ass kinda hurts

Kys

wow dude you aren't supposed to say stuff like that in a depression thread

Read Ordinary Men.

Whats wrong in kissing yourself?

Read Siege

Stop coming on Jow Forums, learn compassion for yourself and others, do some introspection, surround yourself with people who understand emotions and feelings are important to look at and examine and and are willing to be there for you when you need them.

Acceptable.

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>people who understand emotions and feelings are important to look at and examine and and are willing to be there for you when you need them.
THIS IS AMERICA

>projecting

>implying I wasn't ironic

i post on Jow Forums
been here 12 years now
hooktube.com/watch?v=ZTMxjADudbc

Why would I be depressed when I'm awesome?

You had a dopamine deficiency to begin with, that's why you turn to internet porn.

Depression is technology...?

wouldn't awesome person can be depressed too?

She doesn't like you that much or you're coming on too strong. Either way, preserve your dignity by backing off.

technology people often get depressed that's why I ask.

>are you work on tech?

Just get tinder and leave romanticism for when you're 35

What's there to be depressed about?
Remember, the default is to have nothing. I have tons of great shit. My days are filled with tons of pleasure only interrupted by forgettable inconveniences.

>Just get tinder and leave romanticism for when you're 35
>35
How did you know??
I'm too old for tinder

>She doesn't like you that much or you're coming on too strong.
Probably the first, I'm not coming too strong

Yeah too old cause millenials with oedipus complex like me are stealing all the milfs. You had your chance when you were young.
*dab*

what if I'm too scared to even take a pic of myself to upload there?

I got pretty good routine going now. I wake up at 4:30, run and go to the gym. After that I go to the library and study for 6 to 8 hours. Then go home do chores and cook a meal, sleep around 8:30 pm.
Haven't been this notdepressed in ages, I think routines, mental and physical exhaustion are the keys.

Scared of what?

How old are you that you go to the library instead of university? How do you make money?

I don't like how I look

>Jow Forums how you handle depressed?
I go to a prosdtitute, fail to get a hardon and fall deeper into depression

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university library, 25, welfare bucks

That's how I feel too
My psychologist said not to be so self aware

Unless you look like the guy on /sqt/, you're fine.
Come on, how long have you been with us, and you still think the cynism here is actually irrhetorical? Everyone has his own problems.
Post a pic, you sound like you need a good word or two, my man.

>25, welfare bucks
If it's not too personal can you say which country is giving you welfare bucks instead of a job and for what reason?

I just press it my man

So you are mentally capable of mental architecture but cannot/ will not get a job?
Do you study anything specific or just waste time?

Not brainlet enough to feel depressed

sometimes i wish i was stupid enough to be happy all the time

This but i wish i was autistic like that other user and could study for 8 hours straight. i mean what the fuxk man

>tfw when after a lot of work I managed to hold it together and succeed in every lesson
>tfw when my thesis and the dick of supervisor pushed me to the edge
I don't know if I'll make it through the summer boys
When I stand up after standing I get dizzy
I see weird shapes in my eyes, almost like a stroke
I breath hard and my chest pains
University was the worst decision of my life, it killed me, it wasn't worth it

Go to the gym?

You don't need to be happy all the time, just don't be sad all time. The worst brainlets are the ones that think they are smart because they are depressive, while hurting themselves in the process.

Take sone testosterone, you fucking söyboy

Meme answers not allowed.

Don't listen to this guy
When you take testosterone your body stops producing and you turn into a basedfag

Still better than having nothing in the first place.

Complete idiot, go back to watching SJW uhh I mean PJW

Better have nothing than having aids

>I'm sooo sad guys! Pls how can I be less saad. I hate my life because everything is so saad
I must ask you, do you even lift?

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grow some balls

>OMG!!! I LOOOOOOVE LIFTING!!!!!!!! I do it every 4 days lol i do the bike

Faggot.

Yes and unlike you I read and talk to people who read biology. You are in desparate need to take control of your self esteem instead of compensating via belonging to Jow Forums.
Good riddance with you.

sóyboy

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Electroconvulsive therapy, thank me later.

Kek.

DepressionHandlerImpl

Nice projection. I'm mastering in EE while having a social life, a girlfriend and looking like a real man. But feel free to think you are good shit while being a whiny söyboy.

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Normie pls go.

Jow Forums child throwing tantrum cause he got outed as being a DYEL faggot.