This thread is about the appreciation of watches, as well as the micro-engineering and materials engineering that are required to make a fine watch, clock, or other timepiece.
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How many guns do you own, tiger?
Got a free Moto 360 v2 from my sis. She uses iPhone and this is Android Wear, so she can't really use it.
Should I give it a try? So far I haven't found it useful at all. And it's too thick and cumbersome.
This thread is for watches, not wrist mounted tracking devices, sorry.
I used to have a Pebble Steel.
Ended just using it to tell time. As a notification system it is pointless since if you're being notified of something, you want to know details. And that screen isn't big enough to drill down into the content.
So I would just end up pulling out my phone from my pocket, which was dumb as fuck.
I can however envision it being useful if you are the type of person who cannot have their phone on your person at all times / hear / feel the vibrations.
Guys, what do you thunk of this watch? Can it be worn casually or is it a dress watch only?
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On my Casio the seconds hands align just fine in some areas but not all. Is this normal??
Yes
The Master Ultra Thin line is a "business casual" line so you can use it in most normal situations but it's still basically a dress piece so you would not wear it at bars, during sporting events, etc.
Jaeger LeCoultre watches in general are less high brow than Patek, Vacheron, etc. and are passable in less formal events whereas the higher end stuff would really be inappropriate.
Don't let the phuckers tell you otherwise.
one of the best bang for buck watches in the price range.
it can work outside of dress situations.
What strap goes with a blue dial?
Orange
Depends on the style of watch and type of blue dial.
these illustrations are so cringey and pedestrian
>hurr I put it on the thing it's named for
>emulating youtubers
this is an 18+ site kiddo
Pink
>this is an 18+ site kiddo
You're right but there's really no other neat/cool watch artwork.
It's a great watch. And yeah you can wear it anytime.
Basic bitch first auto, I heard you should toss the strap it comes with and don't want a leather one in this weather
>I heard you should toss the strap it comes with
It's fine really.
Ohhh, what's this I have received?
Ta-da
Used DeepSea finally here, poorfags unite!!!
Tudor poster ain't got shit on my great Wall of chink
I really admire your ability to ignore the ugliness of your watches. They seem to make you happy even though they are some of the worst version of their particular models.
Watch crown is not working properly. I have a Casio quartz analog watch. I used to be able to adjust the date and day by pulling it into half position, but that does nothing now
>Chink
Just talking about the wall of China, this is a genuine watch, not a replica like Tudor poster
You think the DeepSea is ugly, whaaatatatat????
On the right is one of the ugliest watches I've ever laid my hands on tbqh
Swatchposting
Such presence, can spot it a mile away. it's beautiful don't say that about DeepSea-kun
watch thread? more like "watch men", because watches are for fucking faggots
>I heard you should toss the strap it comes with
That's retarded. The nylon is great in the summer
You're looking at $20k grand on my wrist faggot, you get no pussy compared to me
>you get no pussy compared to me
0 x 0 = 0
>Europeans are working today
Quick, post the watches we buy from them that they make for us
Reminder that the women's Timex Ironman watch from 1996 was the apex of ironman horology
Reminder that holy shit are you actually dating a trap? Groß
Reminder that girls who wear Timex brand Ironman Watchees are not traps
>44mm
no.
THEN you fell for the wretched snowflake meme, and awful movements in the horrible speedy racing "LE"!
Left is Def a dude bro I don't know what your smoking also nice censor faggot, one flick of my wrist and both of those mouths would be slobbing my kawk, you can watch and maybe play with yourself if ur a good boy handsome :3
prove it pls
that's almost 20mm tall
So you are saying you want a dude suck your dick?
that's kinda gay bro
kinda REAL gay
Do you want me to post of pic of her feminine penis? I would get banned
so your claim 1. can't be qualified, and 2. likely makes 'her' a him (a trap)
we don't judge here. we like real watches, and real people.
thanks.
>one watch can monitor HR constantly
>other one can't
hmmm
>one watch's battery will last a full day if you're lucky
>other one will either run for at least 3 years or better with the same battery or even won't need a battery to work
hmmmmmmmm
My post was not about her being a trap or about her sexuality or how lithe and nubile my teen gf is, but about the technology of the horological significance of the 1996 TIMEX IRONMAN
please keep the focus on watches and horology
I've got one of those, it's loud as fuck and has a non-hacking quartz movement.
You honestly have a cute gf bro, who is the friend? How do you score cute friends like this and get them to wear your watches? Post pic of yourself???
we call that 'down syndrome wrist', if you'll note the position of her left arm and wrist.
Does it flap against "her" chest?
you're like tyler from 13 reasons! leave the cat ALONE
Is this a pic from 1994? How do you find people who have this stuck in time style?
Sorry I don't watch the electric Jew so I don't know ow what that is brother, my bad HH
>You honestly have a cute gf bro, who is the friend? How do you score cute friends like this and get them to wear your watches?
I am a six foot five inch tall guy with 9 inch wrists (unironically). I am in my 30s and not very good looking. I met her via friends I made in Alcoholics Anonymous. The program of AA is weirdly a good place to meet people of different demographics. I have friends in AA that are 75 year old black men and friends that are teenage white girls, it's weird how good of a program it is for just meeting lots of people.
So the answer is basically drink a lot for a lot of years and ruin your life and you can get a cute teen gf too!
Oh and her friend is a little bisexual girl we are working on having a threesome with. I got her the F91w as a present.
just a run of good fortune for me to meet them
oh. you don't have a tv. are you a scientologist?
they look like a couple of gals I recognize from Georgia :/
Post God tier shitters.
its a pain to set
i like this watch but the fringes of the bezel look like a tin can
It's not that bad if your fingernails aren't chewed down to nothing.
ur mum looks like a tin can
>t.
You should start eating food
I sit at a computer for six hours a day.
I haven't been here in over a month god damn you are such a deadbeat loser still posting your gf regularly on Jow Forums
>inb4 "muh post about watches" post
Okay here is my collection just so you know exactly who hates you every time I post
Biking on sunny days calls for basedlar.
can someone tell me why rolex owners wear so much shit on their wrists?
I wear 1 watch. done.
the funniest thing about him is that he has no real money and he's fucking physically massive.
so he's stuck with actual shitters. no dress watches will ever properly fit him. that beautiful king seiko you have there would look like a babies watch on him.
I'm genuinely happy that you enjoy your shitters but I really have to say, you have the worst possible taste imaginable, like holy fuck could you buy anything more ugly? Probably yes because there's no limit to how atrocious shit that makes normal people puke just seems to attract you like a lamp a fucking mosquito except you're carrying shittaste millions of times worse than malaria that the mosquito does. Really, holy fucking shit man. Now normally I would tell you to kys yourself which would be beneficial to the world but I won't. Because somehow, in your fondness for the disgusting, you're pure. Like a 30 year old man wearing skull signet or necklace, you wear shit that caters to your absolutely abominable taste and you enjoy it, even if whole world laughs at you, I'll smile upon you.
>beautiful king seiko
Are you surprised or something? All the permatrolls have the shittiest watch collections, got made fun of here, and are all trying to kill /wt/ because they're fucking bootyblasted faggots.
Do Swatch watches still make that creaky plastic sound at the hinge when you move the strap?
I say.... is this a gay homosexual styling cue?
>permatrolls
/wt/ doesn't have any.
>you have to wear a g-shock to a bar
t.trailer trash LARPing as a human
Beat me to the punch with that
KS have nice movements for old busted Jap watches but the cases and dials ruin it
>n-numales like guns, right?
Thanks m8 pity shes still in servicing
This
The funny thing is that lawyeranon has one of the best collections online of probably any forum/community out there yet he is the most humble dude who compliments everyone including shitters, same goes for the wristlet dude with the patek/ALS, he just chills and posts
are the pandas citizens?
Mine doesn't, but it's a pretty soft strap.
kek what? unless that's just a snippet of his collection, that's a NICE collection, but hardly "the best collection online". Not even in the top 1000.
good shitter for wirstlets
