Jow Forums thinks the Macbook Pro is overpriced

hope you have applecare when the keyboard fucks up due to a crumb

literally any laptop made by the windows oems, it isn't 2009 anymore

I've had this since mid/late last year and have yet to have any issues.

I take care of my stuff and don't eat over it so "crumbs" are a non issue.

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge & loose at bottom
>flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to non-click touchpads
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX has horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a heavy 95WHr battery
>even XTREME GAMER laptops like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Windows laptops in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>heat exhaust literally blows hot air onto screen
>screen melts off and separates
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
>same problems as above plus:
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>keyboard fails and requires $1000 repair if a speck of dust gets under a key
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

>it's 2018 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss
howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously

>macshit literally has the build quality of a $200 acer for 10x the price
youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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I'm taking the bait. Let's get started
>Okay find me a better laptop that has a 2560x1600 retina display
Retina is just a marketing term you fucking troglodyte. Many laptops these days have 4k screens which are much better than apple's (Dell XPS, HP Spectre)
>512/1TB SSD
HP Spectre has those two options along with 256GB and 360GB
>over 9 hours of battery life
Macs don't have 9 hour battery life. Once again a Spectre and XPS beats macbooks.
>amazing build quality and customer support like Apple
Not even going to touxh that part of the bait
>precision touchpad
This is fair, but trackpoints exist
>and OS.
Once again not touching this shit part of the bait.

There really isn't anything comparable tbqh. Jow Forums is full of teenagers that just hate apple or non-programmers though so I don't think you'll get very far.
Chromebooks are becoming an interesting platform for development though, I have a pixelbook and the native container support is interesting.

BTFO

Most of that list isn't even true anymore nor are some of the complaint all that important?

Any Windows laptop

>$850 bad keyboard key replacement
it can DIAF

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Bro, I really like my macbook air, but apple customer support is shit asf.

just call it />Jow Forums thinks the Macbook Pro is overpriced Okay find me a better laptop general/ already.

The crumb problem is a design feature to piss off dumbasses who spill stuff on their computer. It becomes a free advertisement for mac.

nice bait

>customer support like Apple

top kek

>It's this thread again

>I have a pixelbook and the native container support is interesting.
What kind of things have you pulled off with it? I'm sticking to my Pixel LS for now, but would love not having to leave it in developer mode for work.

>Amazing customer support.

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Remember when OP's copypasta included "excellent keyboard" and he removed it because macs have the worst keyboards in existence?

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Don't forget the shitty, low-travel keyboard.

1560x1600 is overkill and a waste especially on any machine running macos. Apple is only able to survive because of their phones, laptops are just a sad proprietary byproduct.

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>Jow Forums thinks the Macbook Pro is overpriced
>Okay find me a better laptop
It just needs to be equally good to compete

>2560x1600 retina display
Waste of processing power

>512/1TB SSD
In other laptops you can even replace the memory on your own!

>over 9 hours of battery life
X220 + 94Wh battery gives the same for just about $250

>amazing build quality
Okay, you may be right here. Although you sacrifice repairability, making it even more expensive in the long run

>customer support like Apple
Gladly refuse that one.

>precision touchpad
No trackpoint. Also: Implying there are no other manufacturers with good touchpads

>OS
If you want a stylish and decent unix-like OS just use Ubuntu.

>Checkmate!
$0.01 have been deposited in your iTunes Account

>>amazing build quality
>Okay, you may be right here.
Mate, the latest macbook has the battery glued to the case and the keyboard dies if a speck of dust gets in.

I've had a late 2012 13" MBP be my daily driver for the past 6 years and it's still going strong. Apple are getting another $1000-2000 from me after they realise the touchbar is a fucking retarded design-choice.

Well, there IS a class action about it. Plus the expensive repairs it require kinda raised waves. A good shill has to be aware of the environment he operates in.

user i just talked to God and he told me you're having problems at home.

Is that why you're being such a fucking faggot on the internet?

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>consmer support like Apple

>how do we fix this?
>a: i dont know, give him a new one/charge him half the price of a new one and give him a refurb
>b: i don't know, i'm not trained for this device
>c: maybe if you reset it

>apple
>consumer support
R I V E T E D keyboard

Wanna know how I can tell you only started posting after 2013 ish?

>amazing build quality
Eh, sure
>customer support like apple
what, nice bait, cuck