>be poorfag
>every bit of technology I own is sub-$200 and more than six years old
>freezing and glitching galore
>literally everything I touch freezes and then crashes or malfunctions somehow
>at first it's frustrating but then I realize how powerful this makes me
>I am all-powerful Prince of Death
>It's like the opposite of the Midas touch
>cheapshit laptops and budget phones alike all quake in my midst
>I can make your shit crash with a simple touch
>I can make you lose unrepairable amounts of data
>I have the power
>fear me
sometimes being dirt poor has its perks
Be poorfag
Easton Stewart
Adam Fisher
No it doesn't, start budgeting and stop being poor. It's extremely hard to be poor if you budget properly. I only make $~1,00/month yet I have more than 10k in savings, my own 100% owned car, and a gaymen laptop.
Daniel Bailey
it took me three attempts to submit this shitpost because my computer already crashed twice, by the way
Andrew Martinez
if you're poor, why not just move to a copy where you would never need a car instead of buying a car in the first place?
Owen Adams
You aren't so much of a poorfag as you an idiot. There is nothing wrong with old tech. It just needs to be setup and maintained properly.
Colton Phillips
>there is nothing wrong with owning a $50 smartphone from 6 years ago and expecting anything at all to work properly
the state of Jow Forums
Kayden Clark
Because $40 gas + $150 liability insurance really isn't that much and using uber would be just as expensive if not more.
Gabriel Ward
>and using uber would be just as expensive if not more.
Bicycling is free and requires no gas, insurance or license. It's also better for the environment.
Bike win evertim
Ayden Thomas
Nigger I'm not carrying 60kg of groceries from costco or laundry on a fucking bike. I'm white.
Anthony Wood
Plus cardio and bypassing traffic