Attack on Abib (RPG)

>Abib in a Donald Trump Mech has attacked Jow Forums and wants to turn it into Jow Forums 2! A party needs to be formed to stop him from doing so.

>CLASSES:
Shitposter: (Attack: 5, Defense: 2, Magic: 25, Speed: 3. Dubs double the attack damage. Trips tripple it.) - (Player Needed)

Plague Doctor: (Attack: 2, Defense: 0, Magic: 100, Speed: 3. Dubs refill Magic back to 100.) - (Player Needed)

Kot: (Attack: 3, Defense: 2, Magic: 25, Speed: 10. Dubs let you attack twice.) - (Player Needed)

Cirnoposter: (Attack 4, Defense 5, Magic: 50, Speed 1. Dubs increase defense by 2 for the next 3 turns.) - (Player Needed)

>ITEMS
Fishe - It's some delicious fishe. Heals 5HP. (Heals Cirnoposter 10HP)

Red Pill - Doubles your Attack for 3 turns when used. (Doesn't work on Shitposter)

Anti-Gay Pills - Heals gay poisoning (Also heals Plague Doctor 5 HP.)

Picture of Kot - Increases Speed by 5. (Heals Kot 10 HP instead of increasing speed.)

Sprudo - Summons a swarm of Sprudos that attack Abib and deal 100 damage.

Passu - When used, makes Abib miss his attacks for 5 turns.

Cirno Plushie - Maxes out Magic (Only works on Kot and Cirnoposter)

>Note: You can stock up to 5 items. Example: 3 Red Pills, 1 Passu, 1 Anti-Gay Pill.

To join, just select your class (Once selected, it's taken until everyone dies or if Abib is defeated.) and which items you're gonna use. (You can take more of the same item.). Everyone starts at 100HP. If your HP reaches 0, you're gone unless you get revived.

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Actually, better idea. Multiple people can take the same Class.

Also, these are the movesets for each Class:
Shitposter Attacks:
Keyboard Bash - Regular attack
Shitpost - Increases Attack for the next turn
Keyboard Swing - Damages all enemies, but wastes 5 Magic Points
My wife Chino is so cute - A very powerful shitpost. Deals 10 damage, but wastes 10 Magic Points.

Plague Doctor Attacks:
Needle Stab - Regular Attack. Has a 1:4 chance to poison an enemy for 3 turns.
Heal - Heals 10 HP. Wastes 5 Magic Points.
Revive - Revives a dead party member. Wastes 10 Magic Points.
Poison Beam - Releases a poisonous beam that hits like a truck and always poisons an attacked enemy. Can counter the Passu Beam. Deals 30 damage. Wastes 20 Magic Points.

Kot Attacks:
Scratch - Regular Attack
Spam - Spams the enemy. Randomly deals 5-10 damage. Attacks 3 times. Wastes 5 Magic Points.
Smugness - Increases Defense by 5 for 3 turns. Wastes 10 Magic Points.
Kot ID Get - Has a 1:10 chance to deal 100 damage.

Cirnoposter Attacks:
Fishe Slam - Regular Attack
Freeze - Freezes an enemy for 3 turns. Only works on Jow Forumstards. Wastes 5 MP.
Crystal Rain - Makes it rain Cirno's authentic crystals. Attacks all enemies and has a 1:3 chance to freeze all Jow Forumstards. Deals 10 damage. Wastes 15 MP.
Charge - Refills 5 Magic Points. Wastes 1 turn.

kot get

Do you wanna be the Kot Class or are you just shitposting?

bump

Another Bump

I'm so sorry

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Okay, why even try? Everyone just cares about shitty threads more. I'll find some other thread to value my creativity.

I'm going cirnoposter

Finally. Which items are you gonna take?

I'm back. Looks like you improved some stuffs. Ok, same thing, bro. Also, can i have a name for my young magic boi?

Character: Plague Doctor.
Items: 3 Anti-Gay Pills, 2 Sprudos.

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By the way, i'm the only one who is able to revive people?

Cirno plushie
red pill
3 fishe

Yep

Whats brazil posters class

Plague Doctor

Wrote you both down.

thanks

The next boi must be kot attacker.

How many players to start the game?

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We start at 4 players.

KOT ID IS KOT

(no I'm not playing the game :)

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oof sad

How strong is our oponent?

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probably strong af if we start at 2 players

>Donald Trump Mech steps over the American with Pink ID.

That is exactly what i was thinking

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Tbh if we arne't able to get 2 more players we can still play

Say to it stop and wait. Our team is too weak right now.

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posted since day 1, and no kot ID, only gotten a GaY ID. booooshit
aren't you guys enemies or something? What would your parents think, consorting with the enemy on a radical board of SSPs and touhouposters?

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Bumpie

Mecha Trump

HP: 500
Defense: 5 (0 when the Passu Beam is charging)
Speed: 0.5

Attack List: Passu Beam - A powerful beam with a green glow and particles of the Jow Forums logo in it. Takes 2 turns to charge. Has to reveal the cannon while charging. Deals 20 damage.
Missile Rain - Shoots golden missiles that hit all party members. Has a bigger chance of missing. Deals 15 damage.
Flamethrower - The Mech starts breathing fire at a party member. Can leave said party member with a burn effect. Deals 5 damage. Rocket Punch - The hands of the mech come off and come flying like rockets towards a party member. Deals 10 damage. Gay Gas - Turns a party member gay. Leaves the party member doing nothing but drooling over his fellow male party members untill cured or until 3 turns run out.
Jow Forumstard Summon - Summons 2-4 Jow Forumstards to help Abib fight.
Overdrive - At 100HP or lower, all of the attacks double their damage.

Poltard

HP: 50
Attack: 3
Defense: 0
Magic: Unlimited
Speed: 2

Attack List:
Shitty Thread - Posts a shitty thread that is so bad it hurts. Deals 5 damage.
Redpill - They heal themselves by 5HP.
Conspiracy Theory - Confuses a party member for one turn.

If we started with just you two fighting this monstrosity, I think the game would be over pretty soon.

Do you wanna try it?

As I said, I don't recommend it.

oof lets do it

But i'm gonna wait for a bit

But there's not too much people to play..

With 2 players, the game is pretty much impossible unless you're miracle workers.

maybe cut the stats of the boss by half?

I'll start when you say that you're ready.

Tbh i'm ready but this is pretty doomed

Bitch, please. I'm brazilian. How many times have you seen a brazilian fail? Let's do it!

Op when we gonna start i'm ready

>The Magician seen to be prepared with Cirmo in his team

serbian poster abandoned this thread nice

>Even before the biggest monster could see, they was attacking already.

Doctor Plague Uses Needle Stab

cirno uses fishe slam

(Attack him, when serbian back the monster will be weak already)

Cirno reuses fishe slam

>Mech Seens do nothing.
Doctor Plague uses Poison Beam

Doctor Plague reuses the Poison Beam

Cirno does a fishe slam

Doctor Plague uses poison beam

cirno uses fishe slam

cirno reuses fishe slam

>Plague Doctor has no choices
Can you refill my magic?