The dust has finally settled

The dust has finally settled.

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>special cornflake

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Whoever made this is a retard
Remember:
C and python is for humans
Everything else is for subhumans
/thread

C - ubermensch
Python - human
Everything else - subhuman

>C - ubermensch
Good luck writing a stable kernel in Java you fucking pajeet

samefag

>tfw c++, c# and perl at work
i'm a streetshitting chad

>Good luck writing a stable kernel
>What is C++

>>What is C++
I'm sorry. I meant to say "Good luck writing a stable kernel whose code can be understood by more than one person."

SPECIAL CORNFLAKE

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> R above python
lmao

What weeb/special cornflake language should I learn?

Nop.
What happens, /v/? I mean Jow Forums? C is too hard for you?

Much more reasonable that these things usually are, though if Java and C# and in the tier, so should be Ruby and Python.
Haskell. It'll expand your mind more than either C or Rust.

>writing a kernel
nerd

No, too shit. Its widespread adoption and libraries and the only reasons to choose C instead of a more expressive language with manual memory management like Free Pascal, D in betterC mode or Zig.

>Free Pascal, D in betterC mode or Zig.
Wow, sorry for thinking you're retarded. Didn't realize you were genderqueer.

liking c++ instantly invalidates all of your opinions forever

Do you like C++?

Normal tier:
C, C++, Java, Python


Meme tier:
Everything else

>R
>Professional/Chad Tier
Is this thread for real?

> don't make me replace you with a very small shell script

fighting over which is the best when there is always a clear winner

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The fuck is wrong with PHP? Is it related to your daddy or something?

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the virgin professional programmer
the chad stats 102 sophomore

>The fuck is wrong with PHP?
Question is what is not wrong with PHP?

correct

implying chad doesnt use python

>go to work
>people are using all of these when they fit the job
>go to Jow Forums
>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T USE THOSE ONES

php devs are like hookers. but not the really expensive hookers for the high rollers. nonono. they're the really street corner hookers that will do your nastiest fetish for chump change. they say to themselves ' i only have to do this for a few years before they have enough money to get their degree' but when the time comes around for them to quit... they can't... because they can't get out. they've been deving on php for so long they don't know what else to do. so they're stuck. coding for they're johns long into the night with the soft light of their screens at 3am just so they can make a buck. and what do they get in the end? suicide.

learn a really language you savages.

i am combine of sane tire and poo tire

>mfw Scala dev

>Kotlin is professional tier
>Java is Pajeet

That's not how it works. Kotlin is shit in comparison to Java, bad performance.

I don't get why people pretend C is some esoteric language. It's a practical language for practical people. It's chad tier more than neck beard tier.

Q: Why are there so many bugs including security vulnerabilities in programs today?
A: Because C allows them to happen.

Q: But only using REAL programmers there will be no problem right?
A: Real programmers fuck up too including the creators of C.

Q: Would using another, safe programming language make bugs impossible?
A: No but it would remove a lot of them. Logical bugs will always be possible even with mathematically verified code.

Q: So what's the real solution?
A: Use assembly language and hope the processor doesn't have too many "erratas" (bugs).

C and Lisp 4 lyfe
Also, suck a dick pajeet

You forgot the best one, idiot.

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who makes these charts, some guy at a bus stop?

>Use assembly language and hope the processor doesn't have too many "erratas" (bugs).
I guess programming for a phone is off-limits then

Reminder that you're using a PHP website right now.

>idiot

moot is a known brainlet

that must explain the frequent downtimes

>tfw you're a normie programmer

Quality bait.

>there are people unironically defending php in this thread
Even pajeet using Java can make a better website

>*SoFulla*

JavaScript+PHP+.jsFrameWorks+PHPFrameworks+UsualWebSkills

>*needs to logoff Jow Forums get back to work*

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>god tier
C
lisp (even shit dialects like clojure)
ML and derivatives
erlang
assembly (RISC)

>okay tier
go
perl
python

>fine as long as you are getting paid tier
sepples
ruby
fortran (modern)
arcane specialized magic bullshit like APL

>computer equivalent of flipping burgers tier
java/C#
cobol

>LOOK AT ME I AM SPECIAL tier
haskell
rust
elixir
whatever new snowflake language is on github (except red which is kino and actually unique)

>you are literally the reason programming isn't fun anymore and should kill yourself tier
javascript
PHP

>you don't need to commit suicide but no one will judge you if you do tier
assembly (x86)

Swift master race

Golang is easily the best choice for backend web development

>Elder god tier
C
C++

>God Tier
C#
Kotlin

>High Tier
Elixir
Rust
Scala

>Mid tier
Java
Ruby
Python
Typescript
Go

>Unshowered basement wizard
Erlang
Fortran
Pascal
Cobol
Perl
Lisp
Haskell
Lua

>Oh shit nigger what are you doing
Javascript
PHP
Coffeescript

>R

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>typescript
Es6 is superior m8.

>actually useful tier
asm, es6, php, c++, python

>p-p-please hire me tier
c, haskell

>literally who tier
rust, ruby

>calling it "ES6"
Reminder that webshits are unironically on the same level as McDonald's employees.

What is "Special Conflake"?

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>that list

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seriously someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with php. what server side language would you use instead?
and dont you dare fucking say js or node

TypeScript

scala

>R in Chad tier
>indices start in 1 instead of 0

Pick one and only one

>what the fuck is wrong with php
Literally one of the worst programming languages ever made, something even its creator admits.
>what server side language would you use instead?
Python or Go for professional work, but really you can use most languages for this, even shell scripts (caveat: can is not the same as should). There is no longer a need for specialized web languages aside from Javascript, and even then there is a lot of money being poured into minimizing interaction with it.

>and dont you dare fucking say js or node
I dare say, I'd rather use Node.js
And yet, I think PHP, Node, Ruby, Python and Go are all fine.

Why does she laugh?

Different user. I think backend should always be written in a statically typed language.

where does Cobol fall on this list?

I use all of them though

>tfw learning matlab in uni
>discover this upon first loop

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Java is honestly shit.

> God tier
C, Lua

> Shit tier
Everything else

What's wrong with Ruby?

Don't bother, Jow Forums hates everything for no reason.

What’s so special about Lua? The only thing I see it used for is game scripting.

Nothing. Ruby is wonderful.

interpreted language, but if performance isn't your thing, it's just fine

Ruby's kinda slow and perlish but very pretty. Lua's stupidly fast even before JIT and easy and the best.

>Elder god tier
C

>God Tier
C++

>High Tier
Bash

>Mid tier
Okay -> Python, Lua, Typescript, R
Söyboy -> Go, Ruby, Rust
Pajeet -> Java, C#, Scala, Kotlin
Grampa -> Fortran, Pascal, Cobol, Perl,
Meme -> Elixir, Erlang, Lisp, Haskell

>Degenerate Tier
Javascript, PHP, Coffeescript

>bash

Can't take this seriously.

Once you've written a webapp with openresty (nginx + lua) you question why anybody does it any other way.

Funny how Haskell was shilled here month/two ago and now everybody agrees it's a meme language

>just expand your mind bruh with that functional programing dude lmao

nigga what

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Dude bash is really useful.

I've literally saved hundreds of hours of dev time with short bash scripts + cron. Not even joking.

It may be useful but it's still is an abomination as a language.

Put scala in God tier and I'm down

Strange how fundamentally-sound and practical languages seem to stick around quietly doing their jobs while the NEETs go apeshit over some random autistic, impractical language.

Not many valid use cases, can be very awkward to use, lacks any features to make it unique or special. Everything PHP does, another language does better and in a more readable way.

Summer is here, all the employed people are on vacation.

Yeah you don't write whole systems in bash.

But when your devs have to rewrite their dumbass ibm iSeries CSV parser because your data provider always quotes fields, but old-ass code on the iseries doesn't - having a good understanding of bash and various text tools is a lifesaver.

This is a true story.

its not even the best programming language in the coreutils

Not coreutils, not awk is extremely underrated

I guess neither of them are GNU coreutils, huh. Implementations of both in busybox though, awk is fantastic.

OP Tier:
brainlet 19 year old starting college

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>Scala
>Pajeet
lol. Scala is one of the least Pajeet languages you moron.

>C#
>poo
Bitches don't know about my Entity framework.

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I use JS in my front-end.
I use Node.js/Express in my back-end.
I use MongoDB as my database.
I make mobile apps with React Native.

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You're just making shit up

He read it somewhere and immediately believed it. He's retarded.

php 7 is good

good to avoid