**Every man's browser startpage**

I would like to be short, so.
I am in a search of a browser startpage that would fit my needs, i.e.:

- minimalistic [spoiler]*( i really need just a bunch of hyperlink blocks, )*[/spoiler]
- versatile [spoiler]*( require little to no effort to modify )*[/spoiler]
- portable [spoiler]*( be syncable between my devices )*[/spoiler]
- local [spoiler]*( no external sites like start.me , they are awfully slow )*[/spoiler]

So far I've been unable to find anything that fulfils my needs. Yes, r/startpages has a lot of cool ones, but they are a hassle to modify. start.me is a wonderful solution, except for one problem. It loads **25 fucking seconds!**

I've searched everywhere I could possibly imagine, need help (it's 3 am so I might as well learn HTML/CSS, JS and making my own extention at this point)

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Other urls found in this thread:

startpages.github.io/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Mozilla
pastebin.com/raw/bb7EPjrY
twily.info/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I must have whitted my pants trying to do this formatting (or is it just me who sees it gone wrong?)

>implying anyone actually uses these things
why can't we admit we just want browsers to be customizable again and that google hates fun

Why not bump with cats

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You are absolutely correct. The problem is, at my computer I use browser most of the time. And i'm desperately try to make suit me.
So far, i feel like i'm alone in my intentions, but if so, maybe its up to me to make what I consider a proper startpage.

S'more cats

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Cat

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Start.me , but local and fast. The holy grail

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Just stumbled across vivaldi browser, might consider it a valid choice. Am I going the right direction, user? (I really want some support now, my gf broke up with me and I am being obsessed about literally anything just for thoughts in my head to go away)

startpages.github.io/

Here you can find some

about:blank

So, anybody got source for that startpage ?

Lets program a solution together, do you have github ?

I just use my bookmarks page as my startpage

qute://bookmarks/

can't use spoiler tags on Jow Forums

Hey comrade, do you have more qutebrowser tricks/script/whatever what you could share here ?

>cd
ls would be better

>reddit

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I use "about:mozilla", which shows the latest edition of "The Book of Mozilla".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Mozilla

>cd ~/somedirectory
>Proceeds to list several links
At least use ls you fucking cockwipe

>openly admitting to browsing reddit

t. redditor

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I'll make the logo.

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HEEEY DUD PASS ME THAT GOOD SHEIT

Can't you just make a template, save addresses to a document and load it? Then create a plugin that removes adds to the document? Am I in Jow Forums?

Write a start page in html/css(no need for js) so its bloat free and then host it yourself. Literally the easiest shit ever.

is it summer in the us already? just do it yourself retard

>life of a js paranoid schizophrenic.

jesus christ that startpage is so fucking gay

[spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]

unit circle makes my balls tingle.

pastebin.com/raw/bb7EPjrY

it's minimal, easy to modify, and also not portable I can't help you there

taken from twily.info/ a long time ago

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If you're a botnet shit eater like me and you use chrome, check out "Speed dial 2"

This reminds me of the old personal homepages google had. I remember having a little pacman game on there.

same as me user.

Any source ?

Wtf yes man! How could I forget that

What is this color scheme called? I usually hate non white schemes but this looks alright. Looks a bit like solarized.

>I usually hate non white schemes
Delet this

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