/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user prepares for a school shooting • Potential Redmi 6 leak, , which upset anons complaining once again about the camera notch and bezels • user wants to contract the mega vape gay • Daily reminder that DHL europe are a bunch of jewish goyes, ship with China Post where possible • user gets a new wireless charger • user gets some wifi extenders , other anons unsure of user's success in purchase • Anons meme about in regards to the Mitu plush • user wants to by name-brand from Aliex , other anons warn against such • user gets new FAAEAL earphones • user performs the most piss poor unboxing video to show off his new Jow Forums related stickers , other anons displaced • Meizu M^ Note comments and review • user gets chinked by verification • user breaks Hong Kong law and brings disgrace to his family • user gets a new usb gamepad • user gets new phone cases of Mi A1 • Cheeky softcore porn found on lingerie listings, what a surprise (archive only)
• user's earphones fails but the replacement is working fine • user buys a 30c case • user can finally commit Jewish genocide in Lego form • user gets a very rare pepe (more to follow)

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Other urls found in this thread:

androidheadlines.com/2018/04/xiaomi-mi-pad-4-tablet-coming-not-soon-though-analyst.html
aliexpress.com/item/Green-Sad-Frogs-Funny-Plush-Toys-Soft-Stuffed-Animal-Dolls-42cm/32830246226.html
aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-lot-USB-Port-Mini-Discharge-Load-Resistor-Digital-Current-Voltage-Meter-Tester-2A-1A-With/32716862393.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Meizu-M6-Note-3GB-16GB-ROM-Global-Version-4G-LTE-Cellphone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-5/3869084_32860782491.html?
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

• user gets a JK619 keyboard • Daily Micro SD redpill microthread • Assorted cheap garbage for one user • user's new phone is on it's way

Suggestions for lube?

If you want to lose your dick to cancer, then any chink one will do

It isn't for me :)

then tell your female boyfirend that water bases are good

No referral codes please

This reminds me, gotta add some shark sd cards to my cart this time

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Those metal safe?

czech post just czech'd me and returned the order back to china because I hadn't pick it up in time.

They never showed up or sent a notification. Fuck them.

Hope I can get my money back so I can buy T2s instead of KZ ATE

Got some more stuff from Ugreen:
1x usb3 hub with 3 ports and card reader
1x toslink cable
1x 1,5m utp cable
1x usb-c cable
2x micro usb cables (flippable on both ends)
2x 3.5mm extension cable
10x rj45 connectors

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I made one purchase and now aliexpress wants identity verification. I'm not getting any codes from SMS, can I do anything else to verify?

What's the best chink android tablet out there? Looking for something between 200-300 bucks.

I'm in the same boat. Looking for a tablet. But I just keep on waiting for the MiPad 4

with that price range, why get chinkshit? you could just get an ipad

Chink keycaps on their way

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where do these cards come from?

Mixza.

Taobao Ultrabase got here!

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>Mixza
nah I mean you need a huge infrastructure to produce memory cards. Not every mickey mouse company can do this. where do they really come from?

I don't think Disney manufactures them if that's what you mean.

Don't want to deal with iOS, and I still have plenty of stuff on Google Play Store that I would want on my tablet.

Samsung Galaxy S2 or an S3 if you can find it on sale or wait for black friday or something.

Are rock zircons still good?

No, the properties of sound waves magically changed 18 months ago and now they are shit

(You)

Well really, what kind of answer do you expect to such a fucking moronic question?

What are the latest meme IEM/earbuds?

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he might be thinking about hardware revisions, which are nothing more than marketing bullshit for cost reduction optimizations.
have there been any changes to sub-versioning or internals on those shits?

Skullcandy my dude

Good point, but that's neither what he meant nor a question that's likely to get a meaningful answer here

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just received my mousepad with a cute gift.
i havent used a mousepad in like 15 years, so i dont know if is good or bad, i just wanted a cool image.

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I guess you can be called... Cable Guy.

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i didnt have any problems with dhl europe, never needed to pay anything extra with them either, maybe just your countries dhl is crap

>Shot with Xiaoshit
Can't you turn off that watermark shit?

>get a meaningful answer here
its sort of a long shot, but some user might have bought one recently to replace another one bought some time ago and might have noticed some difference(s) in sound and/or build quality (like breaking the cable more easily)

thanks to the Meizu M6 Note user, I'm also getting one

now only to hope I don't get fucked over by customs

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Neat

Johnson's baby oil.

Wasn't the Mi Pad 4 meant to come out ages ago?

Yes I can. And no I won't.

What are best earbud tips to buy? Lost the included tips on my ZS5 :(

I kinda feel like the only reason you would keep the rubbish watermark on is because you're too stupid to turn it off.

androidheadlines.com/2018/04/xiaomi-mi-pad-4-tablet-coming-not-soon-though-analyst.html

That's the most recent info I've seen. My Lenovo tab 2 needs a replacement. I hope it can last till the MiPad 4 releases.

Nah, I know how to

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Not that guy, but if I were him I would keep it on and find reasons to post on /csg/, just to trigger your autism.

I have a Mi Pad 3 and I'm sick of having to get rom updates from some Italian site.

What did that bath mat ever do to you?

I have 15 orders from Alie still waiting to arrive. When they do I'll post them watermark and all.

>felling the need to post that
Given that that doesn't look like a 12yo hand, I think the user you are replying to might be right after all.

Why not Xiaomi.eu? That ROM gets updated and has ota

Is it safe to buy a phone battery from the chinks? I need to replace my galaxy s4's battery but all the ones I found on ali fell like a scam

They stopped releasing roms for the Mi Pad 3 because of lack of interest or something, which was super annoying because I had bought the tablet a few months before because they were making roms.

Hmn that really sucks. Makes me think twice about getting the 4. I thought it still got updates from the fansite

The Mi 4 will have a Snapdragon processor, and will support project Treble, so the updates issue should be solved.

test

test 2

Wtf? Using 4chanX, if I put "sage" in the name field, it gives "upload failed" error.

Oh wait, it does that even without 4chanX. Since when is the name "sage" blocked and why?

kek I want one give me a link please user

aliexpress.com/item/Green-Sad-Frogs-Funny-Plush-Toys-Soft-Stuffed-Animal-Dolls-42cm/32830246226.html

If I use one of these for more than 5 seconds will it burn my house down?
aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-lot-USB-Port-Mini-Discharge-Load-Resistor-Digital-Current-Voltage-Meter-Tester-2A-1A-With/32716862393.html

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Depends of power source.

Just some old 18650s so I can test the capacity of them.

>test the capacity of them
i hope you know what you are doing (resistive load and boost converter inefficiencies)
and it will be fine if you stick to 5v, just dont cover it up

>abs
Post in /mkg for REEEs

Are you a pure ugreen man by now, or just collecting store deals?

I'm Ugreenman now. But for real I love their products. My family and friend love their products too. It's cheap, but the quality is great. Only their PCI card was a hassle to get working.

$.01 has been deposited to your Ugreen account

Thank you.

Probably to stop people from "announcing" their sages.

Are there any non-in ear Bluetooth earbuds available of alright quality?
Basically wireless VE Monk or something

just use normal earbuds with a bluetooth adapter

Won't you get longass cables everywhere? I'm trying to avoid the cables by getting some Bluetooth earphones in the first place

Been thinking of getting this smart watch. Anyone have any experiences with it? I heard it's great for the price but hearing an user talk about it will decide if I'll buy it or not.

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I'm the faggot that told you his redmeme note 5 will be with him in a day two weeks ago
In 13 hours I'll have it and I just had to share
I'm excited bois

I bought them a month ago and they're great, but I can't compare to a year ago.

Idk about that one, but I can highly recommend the Amazfit Bip if its feature set meets your needs. Battery actually lasts 3 weeks, and it's basically like a mi band 2 that can display the text of notifications.

Thanks for the info. I have the mi band 2 and wanted to upgrade. I've looked at the bip but I like the sport at bit more.

sport? Do you mean pace, or is there another one i haven't heard of?

aliexpress.com/store/product/Meizu-M6-Note-3GB-16GB-ROM-Global-Version-4G-LTE-Cellphone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-5/3869084_32860782491.html?
>Not just DHL, airmails may also cause custom duty in some counties, such as Spain, Greece, Israel, etc. To pay taxes is the duty of every citizen.
fug

just use a cable tie

How much third party support does the bip have? Can you get an app that allows you to control the music on your phone with it.

It's the same thing. I see them labeled as pace and sport on Alie

>Convoy S2 arrived

Jesus Christ, this meme is fucking amazing. Cost me £10.

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I have an iphone, so zero for me. Gadgetbridge does some stuff with it on android, but I haven't tested that other than briefly using it on my old android phone to upload a custom watch face.

Ah ok, nice and confusing

Any recommendations for a cheap VR headset for an Android phone?

I bought a bobovr z4 a while back, unless something super new is better that one was nice. integrated speakers and comfy mostly.

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fits a 5.5 16:9 phone just fine, has held up well so far.

got mine on gearworst

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I bought the version without headphones, but the headset's nose room is too small. Since then I got an Oculus DK2 and that is amazing, but this bobo shit only works if you have pancake face.

T-thanks, post office.

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i dunno if they changed the nose area in those versions, cause i just put it on and while its a snug fit maybe, it's comfortable enough to use well until i get VR weirdness sickness or just bored. But i have a normal gentile nose so idk your results may vary

Any good chinkshit mechanical keyboards?

Perfect expression

Forgot to mention: the reflective screen is the actual best feature of the bip, it looks better in sunlight instead of worse

is there any way to confirm an aliexpress seller is able to avoid customs fees for phones?

Any chink Oculus alternatives?
My mate got the right and it's pretty neato

You know I think I'll try the Bip instead of the Pace/Sport. Since it seems that you'll get quite the value out of it