What are Jow Forums‘s contributions to computer science?
What are Jow Forums‘s contributions to computer science?
Carson Russell
Caleb Miller
I farted
Get off progrider
Isaiah Martinez
I helped identify a bug in Typescript regarding tagged template literals when compiling TypeScript to ES5.
Typescript would return a new instance of the compiled literal every time the tagging function was called instead of reusing the existing one as the spec demands, so you couldn't use the literal in a map / weakmap.
TL:DR; Nothing
Luis Cooper
nothing but inane comments
Gavin Bell
I shill for kotlin to replace Java
Justin Martinez
Thank you for your service, user.
Ian Smith
I invented C
Aaron Phillips
sleep sort is actually my contribution.
Brayden Cruz
>$ sleepsort $((10**10)) 0 1 2 3
What is the time complexity of this?
William Miller
I reported a gentoo bug then it got fixed
Oliver Cook
your? I was the user in the post.
Liam Jenkins
Same as your OS' thread scheduler sorting implementation
Samuel Davis
technology has advanced so far why are you trying to go backwards?
Austin Reyes
I wrote a thesis about academic bullshit that no one cares about.
Mason Richardson
Huh, I shill Rust.
Hunter Rodriguez
O(your mom)
Jonathan White
why the fuck are you taking credit for something you didnt invent?
Lincoln Fisher
I helped weeding out wannabee CS students.
You didn't pass Discrete Math? Too bad, more luck next time.
Wyatt Richardson
Added the 'filter' method to one of the world's most popular programming languages.
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Lincoln Watson
Wow, this is brilliant
Austin Foster
For a set S of N integers, Sleepsort is O(max(S) + f(N)), where f(N) is the overhead of scheduling N sleeps. For N < max(S), it's very likely f(N)
Caleb Gomez
I introduced a physicist to Haskell. He went on to use it for a paper but his co-authors rejected it because they code in MATLAB.
Parker Hernandez
I was the first one who figured out how to write a CS beta buyscript which maps the AK and the Colt on the same button.
Hudson Long
>they code in MATLAB
Its like the most retardedly imperative language to ever exist. SAD!
Alexander Barnes
human-driven procedural shit-posting
terry
that program that could encode data into youtube videos
floens
and I guess that is all I can remember
oh well, hooktube
Oliver Morris
I was the first person in my family to masturbate with celery.
Camden Brown
Joseph Howard
I pissed in ur butt caitlyn jenner
Michael Davis
I fixed a bug in sshd about 20 years ago.
I've submitted several fixes to CPAN.
Kayden Jenkins
i preach the separation of data and logic
this, also