I might be able to spare your life son.
10 seconds, prove you're not an NPC.
I might be able to spare your life son.
10 seconds, prove you're not an NPC.
I like milk
i like israel
fortnite dance
im a centrist
I have a voice in my head.
I knew this conversation was coming because I played it out in my head, dad.
I started writing a "self help" book for myself.
I watch Rick and Morty, so you know im smarter than an npc!
I look at the sources when I hear an important news story.
Trump is a faggot.
don't do it dont kill a musulmah
Tom Woods is the greatest American thinker living
Does NPC stand for 'Non Player Character" or "No Personal Conversation"?
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
You can’t prove it. Accusations of being an NPC are akin to accusations of demonic possession or of being a witch.
>talks about jewish people
>walk away from conversation
>start bunnyhopping around and out the door
I'm a white nationalist that believes in evolution.
The Jews did it.
I talk to myself in my head pretty much the whole time I’m awake.
Do you like Huey Louis and the News?
wait
Jews
Utilitarianism is for faggots.
A clock stopped once past four, though eight times many made more.
nigger
I am an NPC.
Oh no, you caught me off gaurd. How can I ever repay you?
I have respect for my parents, I've been a good boy but a bad goy my entire life and I don't like anime
Epic maymays Jow Forumsddit
Shouts out to faggot mods.
Do you want to buy a potion? They're just the bees-knees for when you're adventuring and find yourself in a bit of a pickle!
Do you have any side quests?
Aww, poor baby upset they moved your retarded not political at all thread from a politics board? Go back to plebbit, you waste of air.
Exactly what an NPC would say.
>You know you should really behave yourself.< (X)
>Can you tell me more about the forgotten dungeon?Trade
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
just shoot me lole
I narrate my life in my head