FUCK YOU FBI

>dad reads fbi router reset problem on bullshit clickbait site
>instead of restarting it, he presses the physical factory reset button with a pencil tip
>losess internet
>calls me for tech support
>can't do it cause he's retarded
I HAVE TO DRIVE 4 HOURS TO FIX HIS ROUTER

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Did you tell him to fuck off?

And when he's dead, you'll miss the times of being able to help him.

ask him to pick you up so you don't have to drive, it's the least he could do

>fbi asks everyone to reboot router
>fbi malware now in full effect
almonds

The plan worked, OP wasn't home and we could break in and make a copy of all his cp.

Maybe he just wanted to see you user.

I can't say that to my Pappy, sorry you don't have a dad faggot
Yeah but come on now, this is a little ridiculous
That's what the fuck skype is for plus he has pictures of me

>listening to FBI
tell your dad to never listen to triple letter agencies because that's what they want
They're hacking routers while brainlets restart it or trying new 0days
Your dad is fucked
Buy new router to him if you care about your dad

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>dad reset the router

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>he has pictures of me
Are you actually autistic?

>be user
>actually autistic
>wallow in my own filth for week at a time without calling my parents
>dad reads tech news just to find something to bond over with me
>resets router, this is his chance
>calls me
>am too much of a brainlet to lead him through the simple process of setting up a router
>go there, set up his router while ignoring him and leave
The fucking faggot even cried when I left, I hope he doesn't call me again soon.
t. OP

*tips tinfoil*
Would you rather have Russian spyware on your router, or American spyware?
Protip: Your domestic intelligence can just go through your ISP to get all your relevant connection data anyway.

>be autistic dad
>really worked up and lonely
>too afraid to ask busy son to visit me
>ram a fucking paperclip in intricate electronics
>works everytime

Not when all the ISP can see is an encrypted connection to a foreign server.

actually the by resetting the router the FBI meant factory reset
your dad did the correct thing
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new meme: who's got the longest router uptime

resetlets need not apply

But that's wrong. If you had a pair, you'd tell him to fuck off and get a job so he can buy his own tech support.

>can't do it cause he wants to see his son who hasn't visited in years
:(

TFW you have to drive 4 hours to fix your dad's router all because Hillary lost the election

mines been on for 47 days so far
my flatmates sometimes reset is because "it seemed laggy"

I'm a Britbong and what is this?

Something shitty is going on with my connection. Have to restart when DHCP lease is about to expire. Can't figure out if router or ISP fault. Router just keeps sending DHCP requests. So mine been up 3 days at most

The power goes out in my neighborhood all the time for some reason, so my shit gets reset constantly. I don't have any digital clocks because of this.

Any Datacenters nearby? They're the culprit. The electric companies around the globe are shuting off urban electricity to keep supplying the datacenters. They are running out of power fast. And USA threw out all their nuclear power plans.

29 days 7 hours
Almost been a month since I got banned from infinitychan and needed a new ip
Where do the days go

>Ban evasion
Reported ;)

I didn't think there were any near me, but after doing a quick search it seems there is one. How about that.

Wrong site fag
I'm always on my best behaviour on Jow Forums

Not seeing the blatant sarcasm

>tfw not living in the burgerland
I honestly don't care, both Russian and American can't do shits to me.

Yep. I live in Canada where our power is supplied by Hydro. In US they need coal/fuel to burn. I think they decommissioned almost all nuclear plants because some people think they are dangerous so US is on brink of power defficiency. I think same thing happening in Europe as well

That is some pajeet tier humour user

Sharing is caring.

24 days. I can't remember why I turned off my router...

I hope your father literally kills you when he opens the door.

Actually, I take that back. I don't want that to happen.

and internet is a global web of joined computers that allows you to view various stuff
i guess it's hard to know for brit since the only thing that is present on Your island is rain and bad teeth

You are a master of emotions
Not op btw

>*tips tinfoil*
Just as you in the same breath went even further.

>imagine being born by such incompetent parents

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Tell him he's paying for the gas money.

>Implying the FBI already doesn't have backdoors on the hardware level

fuck, boomers are pure cancer

>Be OP
>drive 4 hours to parent's place to fix their router that they screwed up on their own for free
>finally arrive at parents place ready to start
>open the door
>dad kills you
what is the next step in your plan?

the chinese are already fucking you in the ass so don't worry about it

>week at a time without calling my parents
I hope you don't think it's normal for an adult to call their parents every week.

>HAVING such a shit boring cuckbox daily you're complaining about a relaxing 8 hour round trip drive
Merricunts

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>bring so poor/burger you think driving for 8 hours is in any way acceptable
Catch a flight, thirdworlder.

>plus he has pictures of me
I feel sorry for your dad.

Seriously, dads deserve better. (If they aren't faggots.)

if you can't explain how to fix it on the phone you might be retarded

> I HAVE TO DRIVE 4 HOURS TO FIX HIS ROUTER
Just fly.

No u
Regional airports are shit here

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this

Enjoy these moments op, you'll miss them once they're gone

This is some meta shitposting.

:(

Your fault for not setting him up with a settings backup file for him to upload to restore all the settings.

unironically russian spyware

>t. fbi
i would rather let the slavs see my info

only retards appreciate their parents. I'm leeching them for money while I'm studying but can't wait until they fucking die.

I'm glad I'm not you.

>flight
>to avoid an 8hour drive
Not only is it not worth the hassle but driving's fun.

fix the router of course, next thing on my to-do list

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>driving's fun

On a race track? Sure.
On a public road? No.

That's part of the reason I don't understand environmental protection groups sperging out over racing.
The problem is not the few people doing a few laps every few weeks. The problem is the billion people driving to/from work every fucking day, despite there being reasonable alternatives that are similarly fast and expensive. Comfort is a different question, yeah.

I hope they leave you out of any will thet they may have, and they you have to go through a multi-year probate court battle to get anything.

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>thinking everyone had good parents and idyllic little childhoods

Come on

How many of you actually restarted your routers??

I don't really want too

>thinks flying internal is hassle
>thinks driving for 8 hours is fun
I'd suggest seeking help, but it's clear that burgers are too far gone. Don't burn your dick fucking the tail pipe.

I'm not thinking that.
Guess why I'm glad I'm not him.

Nobody had "idyllic" childhoods. We've just learned to appreciate what we were given, and learn from what we were not given, so that we can give that to our children. If your parents were really some assholes that abused you then just cut them off. Sticking to abusive parents just to leech off them is just pathetic.

>"only retards appreciate their parents"
>"idyllic little childhoods"
the edge never ends

Has nothing to do with anything. Guilt tripping doesn't make unreasonable bullshit like OP's greentext okay

I'll take real roads over driving in a circle any day

Are u me?

You mean driving according to strictly enforced rules of the road?
That's not fun, it's tedious. Like having to write a test every single day.

If you want the "freedom" to go left or right, play some GTA flavour of the month.
Or walk/ride a bicycle. Works just as fine, if you live in a country that doesn't use US urban planning approaches.

sooo do I have to reset my router or what? Why the fuck should I listen to what the ( ( ( FBI ) ) ) says

No, I mean driving on roads with strictly enforced rules. I said nothing about driving according to those rules. Driving's nothing without scenery. I'd rather take the off chance of getting a ticket over seeing the same scenery every few moments as I round turn one or two of two on the track for the umpteenth time

You don't have to, why don't you video call him?

NSA intercepts all traffic going outside of the US, they at least are logging all of the metadata they can, I doubt they give a shit enough to bother decoding any encrypted traffic, but minimally they know traffic amount, times you're active, potentially more.

Certainly, nonetheless they only know my frequency of Internet use with that info

The problem with breaking the rules of the road is less the ticket, but that you are endangering yourself and the people around you.

If you want to race, do it on a track. There are tracks that become publicly accessible roads on weekends, say, Nürburgring.
The Nordschleife offers an excellent scenery as well, and it's fucking long.

also, assuming your encryption isn't bottom tier 128AES or worse.
Or assuming they don't have backdoors into the higher levels of encryption like RSA.

Oh I don't race, I just cruise backroads going ~50km/h over the limit

>~50km/h over the limit
>not racing

Good luck explaining that to the judge/jury.

GTA isn't a flavor of the month game. It released in 2013 and it's still the newest one.

>no other cars on the road
>racing
It'd be a misdemeanor speeding ticket.

Which one is it?

"GTA flavour of the month" in the sense of "flavour of the month open-world car driving game (with guns)".

There are more of those than I could bother to keep up with.