Unironically the best Apple ad in decades

Thoughts on this?
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>4 minutes
I'm not watching that

This. Go post about it on your blog OP no one here gives a fuck.

Just fast forward to 1:00.

>autismo

>4:02

I ain't watching that shit, nigga

Give us a summary

I ain't watching that shit. Summarize that whole video in 7 words or less please.

Girl takes crack and has trip. Walls are melting.
Except crack is some shitty apple speaker

>Mulatto woman
Is there an advert which doesn't have one of these at this point?

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What's a cis white male?

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She asked the thing to play the music. Dancing, dancing, end.
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>train
>apartment
Truly a poorfag brand.

If only Apple Music/Siri wasn't such dogshit

What an utterly retarded advertisement.

trash

>What's an Interstellar ending rip off with shitty music and a minority...

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Hey Siri. Girl dance to music. Bravo.

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That takes $150,000 a year to live in in a liberal shit-hole city.

Yeah, what the hell is this, the 90s?

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implying apple music/siri would be able to suggest any music worth listening to.

In my experience it only plays a select collection of newer songs and matches them to you based on your common genres. Not based on related artists or songs that are on your favorites/most listened to.
And the songs only seemed to be new and popular already. as if it was a paid promotion to play these songs rather than others or rather than songs actually similar to what i listen to.

I would have thrown that fucking smart speaker bullshit out of the window after it started playing whatever new song The Weeknd came out with last.
Fuck the weeknd and his faggy music. and fuck apples trendy garbage.

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And? Living in shitty city conditions doesn't worth it.
I'd live in city, only if I could afford a car and separate house (or at least new apartment). Sure, it is too much money, that I don't have.

Is that FKA Twigs?

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Yes

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>And?
that it can't be for poorfags if it's expensive you fucking retard

Apple is trying to be modern as always

She looks different with short hair

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Mixed race minority doing performance art

Driving in a big city is torture

Poorfag is about living in poor conditions, not exactly about money.

>company not only recognizes the negative impact of globalization and urbanization, it makes an ad offering to spy on you in order to make life in shithole cities less soul-draining
>woman is still alone at the end
>going to do it all again tomorrow
When do we get the cool parts of cyberpunk?

If you have a driver it is not that a torture.

We don't, there is just the slow decline

Wagie goes insane due to HomePod's taste.

Apple's abandoned winning formula:

1. Play indie music
2. Show people using actual apps

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to this day apple is still the most anti consumer company on the market

Why are you niggerposting?

Are they saying that working women are unhappy?
Thats problematic!

Gee, women are so happy in their new role as lonely worker bee, if only there was a more fulfilling role for them.

>Summarize that whole video in 7 words or less please.
Apple commercial about Siri with dancing shitskin.

What do I win?

I wonder if these guys realize how stupid no context edgy racism looks outside of the hug chamber Jow Forums.

>>>lgbt

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Thanks, reddit

>hug chamber Jow Forums.

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Anyone saying "too long" "summarize" etc is missing the point. This is barely an ad, they show the product for 5 seconds and then its just a music video that doesn't even show the product.

Spike Jonze is a legendary music video director (with some pretty awesome movies to his credit too). If you enjoy the music video as an art form you will enjoy this. If you don't, skip it.

I use zero apple products and I enjoyed the video.

Ignoring the homepod and Applel its a pretty neat practical effects music video.

>t. reality distortion field sufferer.

Fuck off tripfaggot, no one wants you to keep breathing.

>One of two brown bond girls
>Similar to the uniforn casting of brown commercial female actresses
Choose one.

Accurate
This ad is depressing.

Dancing is so pathetic.

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Yeah, except as something to fap to.

Windows windows did this first - apple stole an idea yet again.

>they show the product for 5 seconds and then its just a music video that doesn't even show the product
Because of the nature of the product it shouldn't be seen ;)

Does homepod actually sound good?

That apartment is probably $5k a month.