Do you code in public Jow Forums?

I like to go code at a starbuck at least once a week.

Helps the NEETdom pain.

>programming in a pub
>explaining code to normies

>12k lines to scale/load balancing
ENTERPRISE QUALITY

>horizontally and vertically scalable

what does it mean??

Horizontal scaling is you can add more servers and it will just werk. Vertical scaling is you can improve existing servers and it will benefit from that. Shit like Node won't benefit from more cores for example.

>Taking a break from writing fucking C code with OpenSSL API
>At starbucks
>Two onions boys on a mac doing some live podcast
>Sperging about SEO and how important meta tags are
>Woman that looks like their mother turns to me and says
>"You should probably listen to this, they know what they are talking about and you might learn something"

lol fucking this

>try to signal your "le nerd" powers in public for some reason
>get btfo by random dude

You are allowed to buy a more expensive server (vertical)

You are also allowed to install it on two servers (horizontal)

That guy knew exactly what he was saying, he just felt the need to btfo a webdev when he got the chance.

Fucking Christ, everything about this is horrifying, why does he need 12000 lines of html for such simple tasks? Who goes to a pub to work? Who tries
Jesus I'm just stopping there, I can't bring myself to contemplate this man's madness any more

I've seen many retarded children in my life, and i forgive them because they are children and if they can't act retarded then their childhood would be boring.
However this dumbfuck is a retarded child in an adult's body, and such dumbfucks need to be beaten up until the haywire cogs in their brains all fall into place. This soÿcuck dumbfuck is why bullying must exists.

lol, based rando

lol what a pretentious cuck, expecting congratulating and admiration from everyone

Isn't it achievable without a single line of code but simply by configuring existing solutions? My buzzword game is getting rusty.

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Holy shit that dude doesn't realize no one gives a fuck

The dude was right though.
All that gay shit would have been better as a plain static page.

>Being this proud of what is essentially a second year software engineering web project

This is the equivalent of reading War And Peace in a caffe expecting people to strike a convesation

Cringe

He was probably an actual software developer who went to the pub after work and saw some tryhard faggot pretending to work in public and wanted to fuck with him.

There is no way in hell he suddenly came up with that sentence that quickly after a random dude approached him. He definitely is telling lies to makeself sound better in the situation.

Where is the problem? Work in a laptop is not wrong
But, for example Play switch in public is a shame

iamverysmart

"oh, so you are programming a website? In HTML?"
my fucking sides
based stranger

It’s so easy but so effective

You can put your monitor in portrait or landscape.

This is an English board

social media.
give it back hiro
off yourself

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Websites are literally the easiest thing to "code" ever. His bald bearded nu male avatar is exactly the type of person that I fucking hate

Just yesterday I produced code in a waiting room, while my gf was with her gender transition doctor

so this is the power of aspergers

You're trying too hard

please I know a couple of guys with ass burger's and none are nearly this obnoxious
it's the power of social media culture

what a fucking faggot

disagree
don't be a fag

Based random dude

Kek, webdevs are truly pathetic.

what im doing is significant!!! respect me i drive a god damn prius

it means you can resize the window like in the Jow Forums quick reply box

>can't be assed to dumb it down for normies
that's your own fucking fault, pajeets
even normies know what a "control panel" is

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should've replied with "and you should probably kill yourself dumb 3d whore"

based

Based random dude.
I hate how web devs have to make things harder for themselves. Instead of presenting info in a clear and low bandwith way they make bloated programs to display simple things. What's the point of doing all that stuff?
We got faster internet but instead of making stuff faster we just got more bloated.

lol

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>Do you code in public Jow Forums?
no, I'm not an attention whore

I thought he was making fun of people like that at first. Then I read the last paragraph.

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Only when I want a nice coffee and there's a corner for me to hide or wall behind me. Anywhere else is attention seeking

Is this how people are in Silicon Valley?

>At starbucks

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i wouldn't want anyone to know i'm a programmer. i'm pathetic as is.

Spewing buzzwords.