My birthday is coming up what should i buy myself?

my birthday is coming up what should i buy myself?

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A night out on the town with your friends and a hooker afterwards.

>tfw no friends and prostitution is illegal

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A night out on the hooker's vagina and with your friends afterwards.

I don't believe you have zero friends user, and I also doubt that prostitution being illegal means that there are zero prostitutes.

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Something extremely useful,like a 300$ folding knife.

>prostitution is illegal
No wonder you have no friends.

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>a good computer/laptop that isn't an outdated used thinkpad
>Nintendo switch
>vidya games

Buy yourself a novelty item. Get an OP-1 or something of that nature.

Buy the chopsticks in your pic.

Fuck dude, so strange. I was in Tokyo Hands, Shinjuku buying someone Chopsticks for their birthday about two weeks ago. Jow Forums is like an AI.

Chopsticks would not be a bad idea actually.

Some hugs

Some shrugs

what is your budget?

About enough to pay a girl to hug my peepee with her mouth

>a good computer/laptop that isn't an outdated used thinkpad
Like...

>prostitution is illegal
Sucks to be living in the US.

a pet goose

WTF?
Jow Forums is a consumerist board and this thread proves it.

just got back from being out
so far none of these suggestions have quite done it for me maybe I'll just wait until next year...

get a 13 inch laptop maybe xiaomi air 13 so you are not that weird autistic kid with the lenovo laptop anymore

A nice set of pens and pencils. Some uniballs and graphgears.

God I can't wait for this thing to succeed.

Dell XPS
Whatever HP's business lineup is called. I think Elite but not sure.

Dragon Dildo

School just finished eh lads?
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A plane ticket to Thailand and vaccination against every STD known to man?

see

DDR-4
c# book
taytay cd

Prositution is only illegal if you get caught

buy yourself a shitbox

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It's Tokyu Hands, not Tokyo Hands.

im op and im probably older than you so fuck off aspie

If you can't think of anything, buy stocks, cryptocurrency and a VPN (or a VPS if you can set up your own VPN).

get yourself a pair of ultraboosts so you can be hip and with it, and a girl will complement you for the first time in your life.

buy some rope and hang yourself

A few years back I bought a nice recliner with my tax return. Shit is mad cash!

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I have too many questions.