WWDC 2018 Keynote Livestream

That's a great photo

FOR YOU

>image recognition
Is apple the new DoD partner?

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still on device my dude

Nah it's all done locally. That's the benefit of owning the full stack of hardware and software.

When did stream start? Is Jow Forums fucking dead no active threads.

The mods are crazy, they deleted the one active thread

>ITODDLER MANCHILDREN PLAYING WITH LEGOS

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It started 30 minutes ago.

is there gonna be a new SE or nah

>ishit

When was the last time apple was good? 2011?

We're not that lucky user

THIS IS LITERALLY IFTT
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THIS IS LITERALLY IFTT
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KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Shortcuts based on Workflow or what

It will be the "and one more thing" at the end

DAMN SHE T H I C C

APPLE INVENTED IFTTT

>mint mojito every morning
being an alcoholic

doens't work on mpv shit meme

>Kim

Any pictures online of her feet?

THIS DUMB BITCH IS LITERALLY LATE FOR HER MEETING BECAUSE SHE WENT TO PHILZ COFFEE AND GOT A MINT MOJITO

RIP IFTT

this might be useful. If i ever had a job or interacted with humans.

iPhone chargers are fucking everywhere, USB-C is a fucking joke that is impossible to find in the real world. Also:
>updates
>security
>not obsolete the moment you purchase
eat my ass

>If you get a coffee every day
>Your phone will tell you to get a coffee
What?

>mint mojito
>lets get caffeinated

does she not know what a mojito is

>meanwhile at IFTT headquarters

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ITODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

APPLE INVENTED COOL

iThicc

NO ONE USES VOICE

MUH COFFEE RITE

C O O L N E S S

>drinking coffee
>being a slave to a legalized drug

LOL

Apple bought IFTT

IFTTTBTFO

Apple invented apples

Oh, it *is* Workflow

They purchased Workflow for a reason.

Reminds me of Scratch

no that?

THAT WAS COOL

NOP
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFTTT

these california geeks really spend $4 every day on a coffee? You know you can brew a whole pot for like $.50 cents right? why let yourself get jewed like that?

So this is why Apple bought Workflow

No ones life is this busy to warrant all of this shit

>zero confirmation
>"I SENT A MESSAGE TO SHERYL"

what could go wrong

nobody cares about your unused FOSS app

Is this easiest enough for normies to use? I can't tell.

apple hasn't had a good keynote in like 7 years

>NPR news junkie

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IT'S SUSAN

APPLE INVENTED

>unusable clusterfuck of a mess
>call it a "shortcut"

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WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH ! WOMEN IN TECH !

They're just going to use it to play music and open a route home, so probably.

>News is literally selected by the ministry of truth

Why so many women on stage all of a sudden?

Apple acquired them

>ISN'T THAT COOL

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T H I C C M I L F

APPLE INVENTED COMMUNISM

>Apple News editorial team

So the 3D icons were just a decoy?

Why isn't there a News alternative for Android?

Its a reskinned Workflow with siri integration

This woman talks too harshly. Holy fuck. I hope she gets slapped.

>I buy $2000 laptop and $1000 phone to begin cool because I drink $4 coffee everyday.

>apple news editiorial team

it's almost like they learned nothing from watching facebook

Thaaat's right, Susan!

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>Apple hand picking the news I see
Quick tell me what to think about this

if this 8n't b8, it's called progress m8

waiting for a black presenter before I preorder the new iphone.

Apple News is garbage

LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO LITERALLY GOOGLE READER LMAO

At least they're all white

How has Apple remained so white in this age of poo?

Women in STEM was a mistake
WERR THA BLAK WOMYN AT?

This is straight from 1984

holy fuck apple news is coming to stocks!!!!! mind blown

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post apple update meme pic

Why didn't Jobs allow women or negros in his Keynotes?

SELL SELL SELL

APPLE INVENTED SIDEBARS

I'm not gonna update to all this bloat. Fuck updates.

and I think FUN??

Tim Cook is /ourfaggot/, he doesn't date brown men.

does anyone seriously use the stock app? don't they just use their bank's app?

>APPLE NEWS IN STOCKS

IT'S OVER ANDROID IS FUCKING FINISHED

is this really keynote worthy?