Your current laptop

Surface Pro 4
>Intel Core i5™
>8GB RAM
>256GB Storage
3/5 because after 2 years it runs extremely hot with the fans constantly on when just browsing the internet

Repaste it?

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ThinkPad X61t
4 in battery life and display, 5 in everything else

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Acer aspire v nitro. 3/5. Even though it's exactly what I wanted(cheap laptop with decent performance) the battery has degraded very fast. The cooling solution surprisingly is excellent - I broke one of the fans during cleaning but it still works fine and is even suitable for gaming.

>G73JH
Eh....like a 6-7 I guess.

Not perfect by any means, but can do a lot of stuff.

>X201s
>japanese keyboard
cute/5 although I still haven't figured out how to map the japanese keys
Now I wish I could find a good T60/T61 because 16:10 12" is actually dumb for daily use. Make it 4:3 14.1" and it is only a little bit wider but you get some actual vertical space. Make it 4:3 15" and you can fit two blocks of code side by side (just a bit tight but good enough, vertical split is unreadable on 12" 16:10).

Why the fuck would you ever need 16gb on a laptop, with fucking Linux?

medion akoya e4241
Intel Atom x5 Z8350, 2 GB, 14 inch, 1920x1080, Intel HD Graphics 400, 64 GB
2/5

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>lenovo z470
>3
8 years old and still working fine. Also can play some modern shit just ok in ultra low quality.

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Thinkpad T410
3/5
Bland and boring, but at least it's repairable. Would like extra features like proper HDMI.

Clevo w230ss

2/5
Its falling apart and too bulky/noisy
The screen is great though and power and storage size quite nice

Dell XPS 13 (2015)
4/5
Solid build, small, handles everything I throw at it (even Photoshop). Keyboard is absolute garbage though.

GPD Win 2 (2018)
4/5
Excellent battery life, excellent ergonomics, and excellent performance and cooling for its size. There are still things that would be cool to have that aren't present, but that's why it's a 4 instead of a 5.

Alienware 17 R3
Intel i7 6700HQ
GTX 970M
4k screen
32 GiB RAM
Samsung 950 Pro
running Arch Linux

I rate it 4.5/5, loses a point because I'd be embarrassed to take it to college in the fall when I go so I will have to buy a new laptop before then.

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Toshiba Satellite shitbook, celeron processor and 2GB RAM (non-upgradable). Came preinstalled with Win 8 and couldnt even run it, so I was forced to install Lubuntu on this pos. 2/5 cuz it still gets the job done

Can you share your color scheme? Looks cute

ASUS f555la

Shit battery life, kind of slow, but works for my basic stuff while also costing only 300 bucks when I bought it new. It also is built like a brick, which is great considering I drop shit all the time.

Hi it's the purplepeter scheme.

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Found 2x8gb brand new Mushkin ram sticks on clearance for 90$, couldn't pass it up.

Xps 13 9360, refresh w/8th gen cpu.
7/10

i5-8250, 8gb ram, 1080p touchscreen model. Running Linux Mint Cinnamon 18.3
Very snappy machine. I swapped out the stock 128GB ssd for a 500GB 960 EVO. Everything loads almost instantly.

Good
Excellent battery life - 10+ hours easily using wifi + bluetooth while browsing & streaming music/videos
Very light
Very easy to open if you want to replace the ssd or wireless card. Took literally

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>thonkpad x200
same, but I'll go with a 4.

Tell me about Bane

>Late 2011 13" Base MBP (i5 2.4, 12GB, 850 evo)
3.75

thinkpad x230t

I upgraded it to 16gb and a 512ssd from Newegg sales.

screen sucks, I have the multi-touch not the glass wacom. otherwise ok battery life is like 4hr running Arch Budgie

He's a big guy.

im a fucking idiot 3/5

Predator Helios 300
i7 7700HQ
16 Gb RAM
GTX 1060
128SSD + 1TB HDD

Just bought it after 10 years of having the same desktop with an i3 first gen

4/5
Gets hot cause of the GPU

>Dell Inspiron 3153 2-in-1
4
>Lenovo Thinkpad T410
4

Dell XPS15
>overheats due to poor heat management
>freezes when I connect an HDMI cable
>NIC only supports 2.4GHz
2/5

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>Sager N155RD1
>4/5. Good for what I paid for it, 960M GPU underwhelming

it's a tablet
Asus T100TA
2/5, when the battery below 25 it stutters and eventually hangs

EVGA sc15

Least gamery gaming laptop I've ever seen

Gtx 1060 that is not max q, full desktop version

1080 ips 120hz and g sync

16gb ram and 256 ssd, replaced the shitty 5400 rpm HDD myself and put in a wd black 7200 rpm drive

Got it on sale for 1000 bucks

The thing is so much prettier than my old 7577, no rugrats buying this thing at all. Only annoying thing was the shitty stock HDD. 4.8/5

0/5

Single core trash from 2008 literally my phone is more powerful

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why would I have a laptop?

cute whore

I give it a 4/5 because soldered on 8GB RAM

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>owning laptop
>ever

>coilwhine
Set cpu_dma_latency to zero in Linux.

To be honest, the X series isn't very servicable. You need to take apart most of your laptop to replace the thermal paste it.

jewnovo thotpad extoothirdy
4/5
>768
I blame the jews for this
>8gb ddr3
more than enough for casual tasks
>12.5"
smol, I take it to bed
>i5 3320m with hd4000
more than enough

>no major complaints
for me its the screen
not the colors or viewing angles though those do need work too but the resolution is garbage

I should get a 1080p mod soon

>need to disassemble entire laptop to change thermal paste
>include screen: 1/5, horrid eye-cancer TN blue panel
only two things I hate about the x series pre 40 series
I dont know where to go after my X230 (with keyboard swap) becomes unusable

honestly compared to a budget laptop like an acer its more than enough

I could a do a X220/x230 by memory in under 10 minutes but it used to take me hours to clean out my old acer

>10 series card
>5th gen cpu
interesting

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

nice.
might pick up a X61s soon

oof.
I can hear the creaks

thanks

>not the glass wacom
;-;

so 0/5?

because you leave your house for more a few hours?

Haha, funny joke.

none, 5/5

its not a joke
I leave my house for weeks sometimes and I like having a non garbage operating system and a proper keyboard mouse on me

XPS 13 (2016)
3.5/5, small, light, it can do everything I need (photoshop, VMs.) But a 2 cores i7 is bullshit and slow. I also miss a real GPU.

T420 2620m/4gb/250gb 850 evo msata/1tb HDD/1600x900/2x 9cell 1x 6 cell/dock
4/5. Needs more Ram and a quad core plus a new trackpad sticker.

W530
4,9/5

Nothing is perfect, but it's pretty darn close.

Lenovo Thinkpad sl410

3.5, battery don't last much anymore

>Acer A517-51G-39MT
everything should be fine for the price except one thing
A fucking HDD instead of a SSD in 2018
2.5

I-is it at least 7200 RPM!?

5400
keep in mind that I had a SSD just before.
Imagine my shock and my anger.

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50hz screen

I only upgraded to ssds last year and I can never go back. Even a low end chink grenade is preferable now, HDDs are for bulk storage only. Luckily thinkpad has good vibration deadening on the drive cage, my cheap laptop that just screws directly to the casing has a louder drive than fan.

Gigabyte Aero 15

>IPS Pantone Screen
>i7 7700HQ
>1060
>Thin profile yet cool with the exhaust put at the back and front

4/5 they fucked up by not putting in a 144hz screen from the get-go. The newer version this year did though with a 1070

ASUS Zenbook UX31A. It was overpriced but it's a nice laptop and it's still going strong five years later (it's from 2013). Maybe 4/5 tbqh

X230
>1440p screen mod
>x220 keyboard
>i5 whatever
>1tb Samsung 850 Evo
>16GB ram
>arch with openbox
3.5, it lacks some stuff that only I would care about (like 30hz@4k), but I do love it other than that.

Asus x53 6gb of ram. 4/5 still alive after many years. 350 euro well invested. Avoid Acer like a brain worm

XPS 13 9350

4/5 the small frame and long battery life is exactly what I wanted out of it. In terms of portability it's the best laptop I've ever owned. It's also enough to handle all of my daily use cases when I'm not at home. Would buy again.

Toshiba Satellite C655

1/5

Has 0 use as a laptop because the battery is shot. Basically just a small slow computer, but if that's what I wanted I can just use a phone which is smaller, has a battery, and slightly better hardware.

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Thinkpad X1 (think it's first gen)
i5-2520m
8gb ram
320gb HDD
3.5

Mostly due to me wishing it had the Hybrid IMM switching and the battery is ofc... shit. Screen is "13.3"

My mistake
>i5 7300hq

>Chinknovo Thinkbad S440
2.5 at best.
Want a new laptop but sadly all Ryzen laptops so far suck massive dick and ass.

>laptop
>uptime nearly a week

dude, turn it off

mbp 13 inch 2015

4/5

A few years old so can't give full score. When it was new it was 5/5 though.

How thicc is the X220/230?

Coming from a T440p

my x220 overheats easily, but other than that i have nothing to complain about
4/5

Lenovo IdeaPad 510s
>i7-6500U
>8GB of RAM
>1TB 5400RPM HDD
>14" 1080p 60hz
>1.5 kg
>4 hours battery
It 3/5, quite good but need more upgrade parts to make it better. Plan to swap the wifi card to BCM94352Z so I don't need wifi usb toggle when I boot to hackintosh and swap the hdd to ssd.

Lenovo y50-70
Screen isn't good but I could replace it, there are IPS panels available in the aftermarket
1tb hard drive isn't fast but I can replace it
Sound sucks but I don't l listen to anything
Speakers are actually alright
Battery is ok for how I've used it
2.5/5

4
EliteBook 2570p
+quad core i7-3920xm
+12.5" screen
+dual 2,5" drives (512GB SSD + 2TB HDD), 64GB SD card for backups
+16GB RAM
+Intel 7260ac card, BT 4.0, HSPA+ WWAN + GPS
+fingerprint reader, 9cell battery (10 hours, 2 hours of gayming on HD4000 iGPU)
+ExpressCard port with eGPU support. Currently low profile GTX1050 2GB used
+spill-proof keyboard, 2nd 2,5" HDD is inside ODD, so it's replaceable with normal DVD/Bluray drive
+very portable and small, uses 65W or 90W PSU
+low price, extremely cheap replacement parts
+trackpoint with ability to use Thinkpad clits

-shit screen. Only 1366x768, non-IPS. Resolution is actually acceptable on 12,5" screen, but viewing angles are just shit
-keyboard is average. Not as good as ThinkPad's
-heavy, because case is mostly made of metal and the 9cell battery is present
-missing middle trackpoint button

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no laptop
5/5

Guys... i need a laptop. Haven't had one since an amd turion based on back in 2006. Primarily need it for coding.
£500 - 600 budget

>Acer
>15"
>Pentium
>2.1GHz
>4GB DDR3
>Intel integrated graphics
>1366x768
>CSGO gets 20 fps
>Screen messed up, lots of lines and hinges broken
>Screen literally falling off
help me

>Acer Swift 1
>5

Linux support ootb is excellent, it's light, battery life is decent, it runs below 45°C most of the time, it's dead silent, build-quality is pretty outstanding considering its price: I've been looking for a light small laptop which can handle basic work and simple multitasking and this laptop basically fits all my requirements.
My only little complain is the keyboard, the keys on this guy have very short travel compared to the mechanical keyboard with Cherry MX blue swtiches I use every day, but after some work I'm getting used to it.

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Why that processor? Self upgrade?

oh okay that makes sense

deceptively thicc
its actually not that thick but the feet on the bottom and the 9 cell battery lift it up a lot

not him but yes