The future of Apple

>what's a computer?

God I can't wait for the next mass extinction event.

We men are worker ants creating marvels, such as the iPhone. Women use it for fun and hold power by being the opposite gender.

THIS
IS
AN
INSECT
KINGDOM.

>actually fighting back against Facebook surveillance
More like competing with it for all that user data they want to grab:
apple.com/legal/privacy/en-ww/

...why?

>people hate this
>don't realize we're almost at the point of automatically generated animated sexmoji
cameras in cell phones -> more nudes
same deal here boys

ummm.... h-hello... Apple? I'd like to file a b-bug report...

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top fucking kek

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For a moment i was thinking mr.rossman would lose his youtube channel because apple would address the keyboard issue.

But seems like he had nothing to worry about.

>cd
>cd.
>cd.. Facial Recognition
>cd..
>cd Facial Recognition

kek

id fuck her

no

>cd
>cd.
>cd.. Markov Decision Processes and K-armed bandits
>cd..
>cd Numerical Methods for Lagrangian Systems

>cd
>cd.
>cd.. Shift-reduce parsers and LL grammars
>cd..
>cd Lambda Calculus and Operational Semantics

hm.

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>shadman

>when the avatar is an anime girl instead of a man

Facial recognition and tracking doesn't require specialized hardware. Snapchat can do it on every service. And "trimming" is just giving the emoji two layers, one for the front and one for the back hair, and only using the first for this effect, or just setting a transparency gradient around the neck area of the emoji. It's not particularly smart.

Cuckdroid will NEVER do this. stay mad retards
youtu.be/J2m7EUwnqGg

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>projecting

Wow meemoji

Looks fun
If they let you upload your own 3d models I'd totally use it

I would not say no to being licked by iJustine.

Forgot pic

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Epic meme

Anyone else like them?

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oh gross the footfags are here

good tounge action

Will my Avatar have a neckbeard?

and small dick

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I don't get it

Why are there no cute women that understand technology? The tech savvy ones are always ugly.

No, the toes look like corn on the cob

Because the society doesn't require cute women to be intelligent, they receive everything for free. Why bother with hobbies and nerdy stuff if you can get same dopamine shot every time you show up at social event?

Women? I'm sure this works for men as well.

I expect Samshit and Googlel and others to follow soon.

You sound disappointed for not being a cute woman. Don't give up, there's plastic surgery and hormones to help you out.

yes, but that's only a fraction of the answer. the main thing that people are still in denial about, is that fewer women have genuine interest in nerdy stuff than men. just like there are few men who are nurses or carers.

not him, but i'm a male who keeps getting looks and compliments but that's not enough for me to feel fulfilled, therefore i do nerdy shit. i could have been a beautiful woman and life would have been very different. people who pretend that there are no differences between sexes are either manipulating others or are being manipulated by others.

Except Snapchat is doing that with their datacenters whereas the iPhone itself is doing it here.

Nah, I love being white male. I prefer to do hobbies and not depend my future on finding boyfriend who will take care of me and support me financially.
And I prefer to get respect from other and stuff because of my skills and abilities, instead of sexual attraction.

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both shit

good fucking riddance, faggot

waiting for the anime girl version
or will crapple not allow it because muh copyright?

Yeah and you don't suddenly become worthless as soon as you have wrinkles on your face.

That's what cash is for user

Tinder's new Audition feature

god tier feet

I don't understand why everyone loves to see this tech in /cyb/ movies and shit, yet when it's actually happening, everyone shits on it. How can you be so remote from the consumer market when you're on a technology board.

Are you delusional? You're in a thread about the glorification of that progress you are talking about.

>technology from a dystopian future
>"why don't you like it in real life?"
Fuck off, retard.

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>how can people be displeased that a technology that frequently shows up in movies with dystopian settings is occurring in reality?
That's a real brain bender there.

So, she was born looking like a 40 year old woman?

>that giant feet
she must be able to surf without a board

It's being used the worst way possible, that's why.

>"noooo stop enjoying things"

BEGONE THOT!

go play with your gimmick emoji shit, dumb itoodler

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lurk moar fegit

reddit pls

literally me

>imagine having zero taste
just get a fleshlight

It's run by a literal fag, what do you expect?

Naked girls on stage. :(

kys toodler

No, that would make you enjoy yourself.

God that's one ugly thot.
She truly represents everything wrong with western women.

would 2bh eventhough this is true

have you never seen a transvestite before?

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>implying any self respecting man would ever consider using/creating this garbage

>Snapchat AR filters are run on the cloud
My shitphone getting laggy as fuck when using said filters begs to differ

Because Android is for people that are productive members of society.

looks like shit lmao

Tim Cook licking the balls of his boyfriend, head of Disney

That's fucking terrifying.
All this emoji-ing of real humans is fucking terrifying.
Fuck this gay earth.

When will iJustine do porn?

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more pandering to attractive people

i know us ugly/average people wont be using this shit

Can you imagine how low test and full of soiy the developers who worked on this??? Is this what ppl with a love of programmeing spend their life doing? Sad

Thank you

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Will this be 2018's contribution to the memosphere?
Why bother with this shit when we have Live2D?

iBlacked

My tastes in women must be skewing older be cause this image does things to me.

Hopefully soon

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shadman pls go and stay go

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oh my god