How would react if a random poster you like or a rival poster suddenly appeared in your life?

I'd hold both of your hands

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Bad kike!

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what?

I'm not gay? what are you talking about?

t-too lewd please stop

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Also stop being so gay, Im curios about what people would say

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>Rival poster
Beat the dick out of them
>Random poster
Friendship maybe.
>Who would you want to meet?
Polish Satania poster

can I be your favorite poster

No.

Eat my dick, slag.

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>who would you want to meet
That one serbian in a comfy thread I was in over a year ago where we talked music and shared metal bands we liked with each other. It was a great thread. I dunno how he'd feel about me, but I'd sure like to meet him.

please I need it

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What part about Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang did you not understand

No, go away psychophegget

that stings

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They started it ):<
It probably wouldn't be as good as it sounds because people are usually different in real life
it could be fun with the right people though

please delete that image at once

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Wouldn't talk to them unless they looked like this and had a biological vagina capable of reproduction and were of legal age then I would take her for long walks in spooky woods talk about death and stuff and then marry and impregnate her

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Let me 'ave a shag first m8

I changed my mind
I want to meet SataniaFag so I can hit him repeatedly with something heavy

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fpbp

I have 0

0

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I have -1 suck it bitch

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Ye
Ok

fair enough
makes sense i guess

I have rival except for death

*no

Well any posting buddies then?

I guess everybody

Cute!

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based and nicepilled

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Or is everyone my rival

Rival regarding what?

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I prefer the first one

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i don't have rival posters, everybody loves me

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It would probably be pretty awkward both ways

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Yes real real real cute suebi

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I don’t love you

I'm your rival now

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ashley using vpns
this

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I DONT USE PROXIES

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I am not

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How are you doing today fren

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chilling in bed while getting dirty eating chocolate

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what kind of dirty

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FAT

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chocolate stains

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its called doing exercise enough to be able to afford eating a little bit of chocolate once a day. im sorry if you are fat

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Ok fren enjoy the chocolate melting in your mouth
Or do you like other things in your mouth?

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There's a guy on another chan who lives in the town over from me. I would be uncomfortable to say the least. Probably not pursue anything. I would go to a meetup in like NYC though

you’re not supposed to eat ANY chocolate stupid. Can’t get big taking cheat days like that

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i need to get some weight not to loose it. at 63kg there's not much you can loose anyways
do you?

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why are you eating it in bed?
that sounds like a bad idea

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because its 2am and im chilling

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weightlifting, high protein intake low carbs, make sure to have a lot of calorie intake everyday. just eat a lot, sleep a lot, lift a lot and anyone can make it

Yes I like things other than chocolate in my mouth

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but what happens if you drop a piece and you don't notice and it melts and you wake up covered in melted chocolate and your bed is also covered in chocolate?

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im already lifting and trying to eat a lot, but making your stomach bigger hurts a lot. i sleep between 7-8 hours
why are you always talking about lewd things it's impossible to have a normal conversation

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Everything
Why

get more sleep and eat more and most of all JUST DO IT FAGGOT

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uuuuh that has already happened, if i brought someone to my room they would think i like shitting myself on the bed
k

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What lewd things I'm only talking my love for~
Fight me niggy

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because having more friends is always nice

aaaaaaa clean your room

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be my fren

aside from the blankets that have brown stains my room is pretty clean, probably more than yours!

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Homosexuality not tolerated, only the straight man is allowed

ₙₒ

My room is pretty tidy. I absolutely hate it when it gets messy.
my desk is a little bit messy but I definitely do not have a blanket covered in brown stains.

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Hurts me internally to see that, and Im not even English

don't worry lad I'm pretty straight

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why not

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nobody cares about brown stains as long as they are chocolate. i have my own servant at home that cleans my room for me

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of course we can be friends
hello frend :)

that's cheating
I have to keep my own room clean

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*slap*
Ok*slap*

My room is an actual shithole. Its got paint and music all over the place

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*slap*

its what happens when you are mommys little monster

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hi fren
*fap*

you're still my friend slapping me won't change that

clean it now or I'm coming over there and cleaning it for you

clean room
now

ₕₑₗₗₒₒ

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might meet ashleyposter eventually to have a cheap place to stay in new orleans

the brown stains aren't there because i didnt clean the blankets, its because they just don't disappear, we've already tried

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based transbian
why you sad fren

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dirty spaniard

slappes

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yeah whatever, at least im not anglo!
i'm not trans tho

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*hug*

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oh I thought you were
Umm what are you then fren

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pic related

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there's nothing wrong with that
rude dirty spaniard

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no nothing

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Well no matter what you are you will always be real real real cute suebi to me

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*punch*
No
Ye *slap*

they would either get food or their ass kicked depending on my mood