There are people browsing Jow Forums rightnow that don't have some crypto investments

Sucks man, hopefully you two are able to turn things around eventually

>HEEE HEEE HEEEYYYYY
fucking idiot

I ain't joining your Titanic.

The only valid use of cryptocurrencies so far are (((speculation))) and buying drugs and child porn. Literally name one that isn't a form of 1 or 2. And for speculation could as well trade real stock that doesn't pop every other year

I don't have money to invest

I really don't know why blockchain is not discussed here at technological (not business) level. Things like smart contracts are really interesting.

Hay hay hay... Hay hay hay
Wassa Wassa Wassa
WASSUP!

BIT CONNEYYYYCT

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>staying at sell for at least 3 months
You tell me, Schlomo.

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Don't forget the most important point
> Pisses off /v/

> >21 btc club member
Colour me jelly user

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Wake me up when you fuckers aren't sucking our world energy output dry because your dumb coin is designed to be incredibly difficult to use in transactions.

spotted the gaymer

>Normies can't even understand most of it and just purely speculate, while the average Jow Forums tard can make more accurate predictions and safe investments.
>Making safe investments because you know how it works
Nice fucking joke, the technology of each cryptocurrency has nothing to do with its financial value.

t. PhD student on Blockchains

Hello, r/buttcoin. Community since 2011. When bitcoin was like a dollar.
Been trading like a madman. Hope to have at least 100 by eoy.

What are you going to do with $25 a month?

>btc is 7500 bucks
Wasn't that shit at almost 20k recently?

>btc is 7500 bucks
>Wasn't that shit at almost 20k recently?
Yep. And it was $750 a year ago.

>What about bank to bank transactions? Lot's of big banks are already working hard to integrate blockchain technology into their banks.
>The distributed ledger is very useful for tracking things and offering transparency. Different supply chains, transport businesses, etc are using blockchain technologies to keep a decentralized database of their products history
>Smart contracts are trustless, laeyerless financial contracts that can be executed on the blockchain and are far more supperior to traditional contracts
>decentralization of VPNs and even Web Servers, storage and different things like DNS, etc. Blockchain allows the fully decentralization of the internet
you got to be retarded if you think crypto and blockchain technologies are only for illegal stuff and money laundering, it's not hard to understand how these technologies have still so much untapped potential and that it takes a while for development and adoptation to happen.

share some knowledge please. What strategy do you use? Where should I start? Any book or something?
Link doesn't need normie adoption.

>Dotcom 2.0 Electric Boogalo
Thanks no thanks.

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>use agora darknet market ages ago
>leave about .7 BTC in the wallet there
>forget about it
>go back a month later
>busted or offline

wow

honestly tho agora was really good, i got a shit lod of psychedelics and kickstarted my life

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Because I'm smart enough to understand a ponzi scheme and would never put my value into something immaterial.
The only smart investment is a tangible thing, like a building.

You are retarded if you're not seeing what this means, it means that businesses have financial incentives to create high performing and low cost low energy consuming hardware, if you had any brain and have read the different whitepapers you would know that the blockchain will cause another technological revolution in the energy and hardware markets.

It've been almost a decade. And you don't need blockmeme for what you've listed

Eventually it will, we're in a bubble but eventually what will matter is the technology and the real world use.

Weeeeell, I wrote a bot. I have a certain pattern I look for but it's mostly just buy low/ sell high. I just make sure I buy really really low. Can't go too deep into it. The bot trades when I'm sleeping or away but I do it manually when I can. Manually I make about double what the bot does but lately it's been about 1 btc a week so I can't complain.
To get started, learn a programming language like Python or something, doesn't really matter. Then go to github.com/ccxt/ccxt to see what the exchange api's are capable of regarding pulling prices, setting orders, etc. After reading through all that, some ideas will just kind of naturally come to you so get on an exchange and test them out. When you find something that you can logically lay out in a series of steps, make a script and let it do its thing.
As far as a strategy, it's really simple conceptually. Buy low and sell less low. Don't buy and sell along with the market. Spot situations where the general sentiment hasn't caught up with the price. These happen fast and you have to look at a lot of coins to find them, hence using a bot. Start with all that and you'll be well on your way.

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And it will never be enough, all money will be spent buying more of it; hardware costs will stay prohibitively high for as long as memecoins exist.

big ol megacorp board meeting

>hmmm theres a lot of established cryptocoins out there, we should adopt the most expensive one

or

>hmm there's a lot of cryptocurrencies out there, we should make our own and become our own central bank

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>I don't have money
This.
Jow Forums - freetards and 30-year old boomers use 50-dollar trashpad for shitposting.

Yes, bitcoin, ethereum, litecoin, monero etc are good since copper tend to perform better than precious metals.
Go get them while cheap, less than a dollar per ounce in aliexpress. Stack copper along with gold and silver.

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Oh, and maybe lurk >>Jow Forums though that's no guarantee of anything. Matter of fact it'll probably hurt more than anything else. But the maymays are funny.

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>muh ponzi scheme
how is it a ponzi when it's decentralized and its purpose isn't to recruit participants
>The only smart investment is a tangible thing, like a building.
Or a mining rig
Yes and in that decade lots has happened, and everyday different cryptosystems are getting commits and moving further ahead with their roadmap. Innovating and improving the technology.
>you don't need blockmeme for what you've listed
How are you factoring in costs to run such services when there is no financial incentive for people to participate into running nodes at home? Stop being a brainlet.

>how is it a ponzi when it's decentralized and its purpose isn't to recruit participants
Doesn't matter whether it's decentralized.
And fags like you are always recruiting people to put money into your ponzi scheme, so you can increase the value of meme coin portfolio.

Sorry that you're too stupid to understand

>crypto
No thanks. I'll stick with real money and proper application of due diligence for now.

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diligize thise asse bitche

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I kind of like people like you. Having made a lot of money in crypto, knowing you exist not only makes me feel better about myself but I know that there will always be somebody I am richer than. I mean we need poor people. Somebody has to clean the toilets and gutters and shit. Never change, user.

>Or a mining rig
Rather put my money into a house or apartment.

>30-year old millennials
ftfy

I have around £1.2 million, and guess what, none of it is in meme coins. Which means my money is real, unlike yours.

stfu boomer

>30% in a month
>tfw 100% every month with crypto
>hurrdurr_I_was_just_pretending.jpg
You sound really, and I mean, really insecure.

Wow nice reply. How are your crypto investments going?

Show me your portfolio kiddo.

>gets btfo
>ur insecure!
Okay meme coin kiddo.

extremely well

and dont ask for proof

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wew, welcome to the global economy. Speculation on future profit potential is the backbone of commerce...
Crypto is a new paradigm unlike anything in history has seen before. It can be used as a currency, commodity, network and immutable public ledger. As its own economy, crypto absolutely has fundamentals such as:
>Daily transaction volume.
>Electricity, hardware, bandwidth and storage used to secure the network.
>Network difficulty.
>Supply, demand and rate of inflation.
>Number of crypto businesses and their fundamentals.
>Amount of investment capital used in the crypto ecosystem.
>Market liquidity.
Sorry old boomer, this technology is disruptive and will make a lot of smart investors rich (already has)

NERD FIIIIGHT!

>Sorry old boomer
I'm 26.
But carry on, I'll make sure my money goes into tangible, real shit, not fake bullshit that will vanish whenever electricity or the internet goes.

>show me your portfolio
>btfo by some dude on the internet claiming to be a millionaire.
Okay, dudes. Party on. I have a million bitcoins. That's worth about as much as every other statement in this thread. You don't like crypto then don't friggin buy any. I couldn't care less. Your loss, dudes.

>is 26

then you're a boomer

>money is real
What does that even mean? That it's used by your country and its people? Enjoy your rapid inflation while my investment only grows in value.

>Jow Forums shill is out on the hunt for fresh victims to fuel his shitcoin scam
>again he chooses Jow Forums

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>>btfo by some dude on the internet claiming to be a millionaire.
You jelly, meme coin poor fag?

A building is real. A factory is real. An apartment block is real. Money can lose all value tomorrow, but those buildings will still be yours.

As will the land they sit on, if the buildings were destroyed.
There is nothing more valuable than land in the entire history of the world.

There are legitimately wealthy people on Jow Forums on a daily basis who are actively trying to offer decent financial advice, but are being drowned out by the fucking faggot kids because their parents gave them some mining rig for christmas and they think it will make them into warren buffet overnight. This shit is ridiculous. We can actually all make it if you kiddos shut the fuck up about crypto for 5 minutes and enable a reasonable discussion regarding finance and economy. Until this happens, those of us with actual money and decent suggestions will be holed up in Jow Forums on the stock market general firewall thread until the rest of you come to your senses.

when will I get rich?

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I made like 20k from 1.8k and now I'm waiting for the cusp

>real shit
again what do you mean with this? Are you implying cryptography and the ledger aren't real? What makes FIAT money more real then cryptocoins?
You seem to have a prejudice against internet money, like it's just a spook that will suddenly disappear. I urge you to read satoshis whitepaper and get a better understanding of the whole crypto market.
Are you also implying that shares in a company 'isn't real' or a PayPal transaction 'isn't real'?
Seriously your ignorance is showing.

Nobody gives a shit about crypto as a technology. It's all about making "mad gainz"

>jelly
Of 1.2 million pounds? We really gotta do this today? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No, I am 1000% not jelly, my dude. The fact that you think A) that's a lot of money or B) that makes you richer than the person you are talking to is frankly pathetic.
Oh, and is mine too. Now go ahead and tell me how I'm LARPing and I'm "jelly" and blah blah. Then kys

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Gib me 100 dollars please, I'll suck your dick or do whatever. Pls pls pls.

Well I really hope so, but the current state is quite depressing

I dunno, with official iq score of over 140 I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than 9 out of 10 memecoin witness sect members, maybe in too smart to fall for it. Assuming they're not watching Rick and Morty - that would totally make them smarter than me.

Thanks very much! I already know python.
I know, I browse Jow Forums too. But usually talking about crypto outside Jow Forums reports best results, see

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Crypto is a scam, you assholes got rich by hyping up everyone else to buy coins and drive the price up and then you sold. I have read the whitepapers, it's supposed to be deflationary meaning its purpose is as a distributed reserve currency. I will believe in "the promise" of it if the prices ever stabilize and if the industry around it stops looking like a typical banking market..

>deflatory meaning
... it will never be used for a primary currency because it will quickly cause market stall, making 30's great depression look like a minor setback.

God I responded to your second post as a different person. Btw what indicator do you use?

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>hands out investment advice
>claims to have $23 mil
>keeps it in a "regular checking account"

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>"you should buy crypto"
>buy crypto
>oh crap
>hey dude....
>you should buy some crypto

and the cycle repeats itself ad nauseam

You best start believing in pyramid schemes, user... you're in one!

I probably shouldve bought into crypto so I'd have money to replace my fried GPU now that you faggots inflated the prices

>taking advice from
I'd rather fuck an aids riddled prostitute and at least get something in return with my money

There's nothing to know really. You dump money into Vanguard Index Funds, or any fund which over a long term, follows the average of the stock market. Riding the averages is a proven way to make money. This is how you make money while you sleep, your assets are consistently growing. Every book on wealth, they shill just doing this, paying off all debt and dumping savings into riding the averages. For short term, you can speculate on property, another sure bet instead of the ass clownery that is crypto speculation. Once you have significant assets tied up in index funds, you can then take out massive loans against them to bootstrap your own business or so you can do speculation, like buying and selling property.

Crypto gambling and speculation is only worth it if you have a few thousand dollars lying around you don't give a fuck about, because at anytime it can be wiped away by countless things including bugs in the system nobody predicted that suddenly make all the tokens worth zero, such as the Ethereum VM. What if tomorrow some guy discovers a way to hack the VM and start draining coins from contracts. ETH is now worth zero. Bitcoin is not immune either, Satoshi himself and Gavin both consistently warned only dump in as much money as you are prepared to lose.