Jump drive

>jump drive

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>zip diquette

Its a flash drive you fucking barbarian

>that nigga whomst'd've refer to this as "thumb drive"

>USB Stick

>USB key

>thumb drive
>pen drive
>gig stick
>flash stick
>jump drive
>disk key
>disk on key
>flash-drive
>memory stick
>USB stick
>USB memory

DICK STICK

>that guy who calls them floppies still

Flash drive is the only acceptable answer. Anything else and you're either retarded or have autism

portable usb dongle

>tfw using dongle around people who don't know what a dongle is.

I get so many reactions from people when I refer to a Usb wifi/Bluetooth adapter as a dongle. They ask me wtf is a dongle while laughing as if it’s some weird obscure term no one uses. Really annoying

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Dude. Your can't just make up words and expect people to be in your little 'in' joke. Fucking virgins.

Humble Dongle

Firestarter

>dongle
>made up word

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Sandisk

>"eeeehw there is that greasy neckbeard again who calls it a dongle"
>what a fucking creep, just call it a universal serial bus compliant solid state mass storage device like normal people"

>virgin nerd culture 'in' jokes

This is why you fail to socialize with normal people.

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I get that you’re just baiting to keep yourself entertained, but here in case anyone wants to add a non-shitpost to the conversation

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[thumb, pen, gig, jump, disk, flash, memory, USB] X [drive, stick, key, memory]*

>Butt plug

It's just a USB

jump stick
memory memory
gig key

Abandon this sacred place you fucking normie

ThinkStick

chip

Normie retard faggot brainlet.

Minnepinne.

I fucking hate niggers who call it Minnepenn. Its not a fucking pen.

>memory memory

>minnepinne
What are you Norwegian?

usb penis

Only one of these triggers me and it's this:

>I have Windows 64-bits.
>There is a 64-bits version of that software.

It's always Spanish speakers who put the unnecessary plural "s" on bits for some reason.

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>capacitors depleted

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I have one like that and is fucking trash. The slider thing always close when you try to connect it and you have to hold it with the finger.

USB Type A 2.0 Zip App 0.46.01 beta 0.3.1-6

Lol everyone pees in the pool

>gig stick
what if its capacity is shit? meg stick?

>stick

>conputer stick

fpbp

>pee in the pool
>get laughed at
>don't pee in the pool
>get laughed at

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tfw had the exact fucking usb stick, it died in my backpack when my deodorant leaked ; (

I call it a thumb drive sometimes

ok but I'm definitely not calling it that

remove pen and stick, then it's accurate

>jump drive
>not warp core

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That's a lot of piss.

>junk drive

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>I’m definitely not calling it that

I don’t call flash drives dongles. If you actually read my posts and not just half-assed shitpost, you’d see that I call USB Wi-Fi or Bluetooth adapters “wireless dongle”, etc, because it’s not a drive, it’s just an adapter. Sometimes it just rolls off the tongue easier, and it’s a legitimate term. I don’t see the problem at all unless you’re autistic.

no, no it isn't. It got all of the attention it deserved.

Which is, one guy going "HAH, HE SAID DICK"
And everybody else ignored it.