Thought you could away with it forever did you Jow Forums? Your time is up Jow Forums
In short lying shits that lie about missing/stolen packages from Jewmazon and their return policy abusers are being jailed for up to at least six fucking years in fucking prison
Have fun trying to score a free TV or GPU or laptop now Jow Forums Jewmazon will catch on and jail your thieving sorry asses and lock you up
I'm not consenting to anything to read that dumb article.
Joshua Stewart
I'm glad those shitheads were caught
Julian Brooks
Eh, as if I would ever do such shit. I'm poor but I won't be caught dead having taken anything from someone else illegally, that's for sure.
Dominic Roberts
>$1.2 million holy fuck
Camden Bennett
> up to at least
Elijah Brown
I have a front camera so i can justify if it ever happened, still i don't live in chicongo or any place like that or a liberal state so it has never happened to me.
John Walker
Just dress up like a dindu and steal it yourself.
Jordan Rodriguez
>Possibly 6 years in jail >For stealing 1.2 millions dollars worth of electronics >They made 750 thousand in profits Holy fuck, they're actually getting off easy
Luke Bailey
you could fuck some highschooler and get less. based capitalism
high schoolers are legal in many first world countries. plus they are biologically ripe so it is not pedophilia.
Adrian Price
after reading the article, you could buy a whole third world town with kids for that amount of money
Nathaniel Sullivan
>kids ew, what is wrong with you? i'll have them as children though, raise them to hate the jews that put them in such a miserable situation. imagine the potential.
Ethan Garcia
Did anyone here even do that though? Seems like something only the pschopaths on Jow Forums would do...
Ryder Cox
I don't know but certainly not on that scale
Caleb Thomas
I was just trying to come up with a crime that could justify 6 years in prison
Jose Campbell
Well duh. How is fucking a 16 year old worse than stealing over 1 million dollars in goods?
Aaron Reyes
one can almost certainly destroy a life forever
Nicholas Roberts
Getting the label of a convict means fucked for life though.
Robert Thomas
??? What if you loved each other and one of you were barely 18? You know that would still be a major crime right?
Julian Thomas
I said fucking, not raping. inb4 16 year olds can't consent
Jason Harris
Jeff Bezos literally controls the US economy, 10% share. He can do whatever the fuck he wants now
Jose Brooks
I've been scamming Amazon since they started doing Amazon Prime Free Next-Day Delivery
>sign up for prime >buy item with prime and get free next day delivery >cancel prime >save $$$
done this for almost 8 years now lel
Justin Lee
this he fooled the government into basically not taking his company, and now that he hasn't paid taxes in two decades, he's fuckin' rich and can literally get away with murder
Jonathan Baker
>op posting from prison
Henry Reyes
Nah. Lots of felons in high places. Just don't do anything stupid like support republicans and you'll be fine.
Joseph Rodriguez
>he thinks that using free trials is scamming aren't you a cute little boy :^)
Carter Rivera
You're actually stealing, so you deserve this.
Christopher Moore
>Erin and Leah Finan received 71- and 68-month sentences, respectively Why didn't they receive the same punishment if they committed the same crime together?
Carson Torres
>up to a- Oh never mind
Nathaniel Hernandez
Their AMZL are absolute fucking morons >live in apartment >put in instructions to ring the fucking doorbell >track driver through the orders section >it is literally in front of my place >wait and see if maybe this is just a GPS error >status changed to OOPS WE WERENT ABLE TO DELIVER >no bell what in the absolute fuck
Asher Cox
*Insert tongue in cheek feminism joke here*
Jace Hernandez
>order gtx 1080ti for $1100 >put in old amd card >profit has anyone here done something like that?
Ryan Young
underrated.
Thomas Rogers
Jeff Who?
Adrian Turner
I knew someone through online games that did it and was making thousands a month, sometimes he wouldn't even have to buy anything, he'd just phone up the manufacturer directly and they'd give him free shit