Thought you could away with it forever did you Jow Forums?

engadget.com/2018/06/06/amazon-return-policy-abusers-sentenced-six-years-prison/

Thought you could away with it forever did you Jow Forums?
Your time is up Jow Forums

In short lying shits that lie about missing/stolen packages from Jewmazon and their return policy abusers are being jailed for up to at least six fucking years in fucking prison

Have fun trying to score a free TV or GPU or laptop now Jow Forums Jewmazon will catch on and jail your thieving sorry asses and lock you up

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that's kind of an extreme case though

I'm not consenting to anything to read that dumb article.

I'm glad those shitheads were caught

Eh, as if I would ever do such shit. I'm poor but I won't be caught dead having taken anything from someone else illegally, that's for sure.

>$1.2 million
holy fuck

> up to at least

I have a front camera so i can justify if it ever happened, still i don't live in chicongo or any place like that or a liberal state so it has never happened to me.

Just dress up like a dindu and steal it yourself.

>Possibly 6 years in jail
>For stealing 1.2 millions dollars worth of electronics
>They made 750 thousand in profits
Holy fuck, they're actually getting off easy

you could fuck some highschooler and get less. based capitalism

Absolutely based.

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They can't keep the money though

high schoolers are legal in many first world countries. plus they are biologically ripe so it is not pedophilia.

after reading the article, you could buy a whole third world town with kids for that amount of money

>kids
ew, what is wrong with you? i'll have them as children though, raise them to hate the jews that put them in such a miserable situation. imagine the potential.

Did anyone here even do that though?
Seems like something only the pschopaths on Jow Forums would do...

I don't know but certainly not on that scale

I was just trying to come up with a crime that could justify 6 years in prison

Well duh. How is fucking a 16 year old worse than stealing over 1 million dollars in goods?

one can almost certainly destroy a life forever

Getting the label of a convict means fucked for life though.

??? What if you loved each other and one of you were barely 18? You know that would still be a major crime right?

I said fucking, not raping.
inb4 16 year olds can't consent

Jeff Bezos literally controls the US economy, 10% share. He can do whatever the fuck he wants now

I've been scamming Amazon since they started doing Amazon Prime Free Next-Day Delivery

>sign up for prime
>buy item with prime and get free next day delivery
>cancel prime
>save $$$

done this for almost 8 years now lel

this
he fooled the government into basically not taking his company, and now that he hasn't paid taxes in two decades, he's fuckin' rich and can literally get away with murder

>op posting from prison

Nah. Lots of felons in high places. Just don't do anything stupid like support republicans and you'll be fine.

>he thinks that using free trials is scamming
aren't you a cute little boy :^)

You're actually stealing, so you deserve this.

>Erin and Leah Finan received 71- and 68-month sentences, respectively
Why didn't they receive the same punishment if they committed the same crime together?

>up to a-
Oh never mind

Their AMZL are absolute fucking morons
>live in apartment
>put in instructions to ring the fucking doorbell
>track driver through the orders section
>it is literally in front of my place
>wait and see if maybe this is just a GPS error
>status changed to OOPS WE WERENT ABLE TO DELIVER
>no bell
what in the absolute fuck

*Insert tongue in cheek feminism joke here*

>order gtx 1080ti for $1100
>put in old amd card
>profit
has anyone here done something like that?

underrated.

Jeff Who?

I knew someone through online games that did it and was making thousands a month, sometimes he wouldn't even have to buy anything, he'd just phone up the manufacturer directly and they'd give him free shit

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Who cares about inferior goyim. Kill yourself already, shitskin pajeet.

Using several as the same person is :)