Thank you google for being so inclusive

I understand why but it's still jarring just how much attention companies pay to emojis.

y'all are so dumb. /ck/ would cry if they read these dumbass posts.

Eh. It's not really "attention". It's more so that it's one of the few things that can easily be changed -- or, rather """improved""" -- by the hordes of diverse-but-unskilled people that Google, et al. have hired.

Emojis are a very convenient way to give busywork to diversity hires. Excellent PR.

You dont know what oxymoron is you fucking idiot

But this makes sense, Its almost like the only people that use emojis actually care about details like these

I feel like most anyone should cry reading these posts. I seriously wonder how some of you people are even capable of breathing on your own.

/ck/ here. Can confirm. Bawling my eyes out right now

I'd rather have their "diversity hire" retards doing stupid shit like this in the rubber room than fucking up something actually important

i fucking will cunt

Wow, rude...

fucking rekt

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So does adding an egg to a salad change the salad into a non-salad?

What about cheese?

/ck/ here cry every time I see a salad

yes. And overuse them.

The google botnet is run by progressives, switch to DDG.

>mentally ill people

>inclusive salad
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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Wow, chude...

>remove the only white
>now we're more inclusive
Hmmmmmmm...

Let's be honest here
We all use the black skin for any emoji with skin tone

I'm vegan, but this is stupid: it's just a fucking emoji, I won't be offended because I see a yellow pixel in something that represents a stupid salad.

It actually makes feel offended that they believe that I would get offended by such a triviality. Fuck Google...

Also, what if I am both vegan and allergic to tomatoes?

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/salad/ here cry evry tiem i c egg

i wonder what /ck/ makes of this?
I
make salads ALOT during summer and i rarely use eggs anyway
The fuck is wrong with protein are these dumbfucks trying to kill themselves?

I guess you'll die

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>I'm vegan
I'm sorry to hear about your disability.

I'll do what I want honestly, but DDG does have great image search functionality. Much better than google IMO. Get back to me when DDG starts to map the entire fucking developed earth or any of the other myriad things Google has done that are actually pretty well objectifve positives for the human race.

>I'm vegan
I'm sorry

After the big talk about inclusion and diversity, I would like to direct your attention to our new emoji-- we've removed the food in Android P beta 3, making this a more inclusive vegan salad.

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now african kids will really feel less oppressed!

>I'm vegan
I'm glad you felt the need to mention that.
It must have been at least 7 minutes since you last told someone

Vegans are alright
Not everyone can escape the fleshly pleasure of working eating meat
But it's a bad thing when they preach it

define salad

My fucking God, WHO THE HELL CARES?!

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To be fair to him it's both on topic and relevant to his post. Get out of your ass dude.

"we need more women in STEM"

First world problems. Also, anyone who thinks Google is remotely left is deluding themselves.

>She eats other (L I V I N G) organisms to survive
>She thinks it's her right to kill other organisms to extend her own life
>Not subsisting on water, salt and honey exclusivly

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Honey isn't vegan

Beans and corn and peas has a buttload of protein. Shut up idiot i bet you also doin crossfit

*snap*

>honey
honey is created by bees. what makes you think you havs the right to rob from the bees?
>water
fish live in water. Why are you taking their homes away?

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You don't add broccoli to salad.

Fucking heathens insulting food of the gods.

All vegan foods are salads. That's the joke.

>the solely fact of being alive/existing

Is bread a salad?

ableist salad becase I'm allergic to tomatoes.

Ummmm
I think the word you're looking for is "redundancy," not "oxymoron."
You're welcome.

>I don't know what oxymoron means
The absolute state of this culinary technology board

>This from the same patch that replaces a glyph of a revolver for the pistol codepoint with a water pistol
Where can I read the official Unicode descriptions for each emoji? I've tried to find them on the Unicode site but to no avail.

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They're literally just from some site called Emojipedia
emojipedia.org/green-salad/

I was just explaining what autismo's joke was supposed to be.

Pretty much all foods outside of nutritional isolates have some amount of protein in them.

>remove whites
>remove yellows aka whites 2.0

Fuck off nazis, this is a good thing.

So apparently she's double retarded? The descriptions on EP don't come from the standard. The standard does describe their appearance somewhere though, right?

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For every single instance of vegan preaching, there are at least 20 instances of ghouls preaching against veganism.

If you think vegans are annoying, you have never heard yourself.

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>being allergic to tomato
>ableists at Google refuse to include me

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what the fuck is it then retard

this desu

Cool, now show that comparison by dry weight, with AA profile and with fat composition.

>implying fat is not the best fucking source of energy
>implying the reason for obesity isn't rooted on junkfood's exploit of a constant need to seek fat

Enjoy your B12-deficiency-induced insanity faggot.

That single egg was probably haunting every vegan's dreams giving them PTSD, triggering them, reminding them of the suffering the poor hen must've gone through to undergo a natural process of laying an egg.

I'm glad Google is taking action, this was a real problem that existed in our society for ages. The poor vegans who chose the lifestyle and weren't in any way forced to become vegans were truly suffering seeing this emoji. Not unlike those stupid homeless war veterans who can barely afford the medicine they need to live another day, fuck them lmfao they probably use dumphones, the poor fucks lmfao

I'm allergic to Tomatoes...

Elaborate

>natural process of laying an egg
You conveniently make no mention of their living conditions.

Just add a spoon of yeast into your cereal every morning and you will be perfectly fine.

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fpbp

And vegans conveniently forget there are farms where hens live happy lives in clean coops, can run around whenever they please, are fed quality food and lay eggs at their leisure, you can support those and have a clear conscience, like I do

>"fat" is a negative
lmao, honey no

>she

I can't even tell if this is satire anymore holy shit how did we get here

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"""""""""""people"""""""""""""

>You must eat 1kg of broccoli to get as much protein as 200g of steak

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get the fuck out of here with your nuance all animal products are evil

Jow Forums is leaking again.

Thank you, based Cuckgle

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> Is bread a salad?
It's basically a grain salad that got mushed and then heated up, yeah.

>m-muh B12!!!
literally go outside for at least 30 minutes a day and eat some bread every now and then. problem solved.

The whole world is evil, retard. Bet you don't stop for a second to think that your clothes were all made in a child sweatshop in some 3rd world country.

>two men
>male child
>no female-only equivalent
TRIGGERED

I can't wait for the new unicode tomato and egg modifiers for the salad emoji.

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Eating an animal like a chicken fish or cow isn't evil.

You are just an undiagnosed schizophrenic...

For instance, if you saw someone doing an evil act, like push an elderly man and take his wallet. You might try to stop them with violence.

If you saw a 12 year old eating a corn dog and tried the same thing you would go to prison.

Salam, and Ramadan (which is identical to Chrismas) kareem to you, brother of peace.

Do not bother arguing with fanatical vegans. Go on Jow Forums and check the vegan threads to see the height of their delusions.

Internet vegans != real life vegans

lol imagine sitting down and eating 100 calories of broccoli.

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Welp, see you guys in hell

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