it finally happened. for the first time since i've been alive, i spilled milk all over my laptop. the entire glass, almost.
It finally happened. for the first time since i've been alive, i spilled milk all over my laptop. the entire glass...
Matthew Diaz
Carson Allen
Where is the unsubscribe button for this blog ?
Joseph Perez
Here.
Charles Adams
poor friendposter
Nathan Garcia
i'm sure you have enough slurping experience to fix this problem op
Charles Allen
THERE IS NO UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON
Justin Edwards
F
Daniel Myers
Feels good to have lost my spilled-liquid-on-keyboard-virginity by accidentally spilling coke over my friends dads laptop when I were 9. Since then I have mainly been spilling tea and juice but I've been getting rid of the clumsiness trait lately. Feels good having had the same keyboard working for 4 years straight.
Charles White
No use blogging over spilled milk
John Rogers
Maybe next time you'll drink water instead of another mammal's baby milk
Ian Thomas
I never said it was cow's milk.
(It was almond milk. Ground up almonds n water.)
Aaron Watson
In that case, you have my sympathies
Waste of good milk
Josiah Thompson
>Ground up almonds n water
>milk
Why the fuck do people call this shit milk?? Unless it comes out a titty it's not fucking milk. It's almond juice.
Matthew Williams
Because it serves as a milk substitute. Same color and texture as cow's milk with a similar taste. It even makes filmy little bubbles when poured into a glass, just like real milk.
The ONLY difference is the lack of violent diarrhea an hour later.
Luis Garcia
What's with vegans making up disgusting names for healthy everyday food items?
Next you'll call honey "bee semen" and eggs "chicken fetuses"
Andrew Martin
Technically speaking, eggs are chicken menstruation.
Yes, you're all disgusting.
Isaac Kelly
>being surprised that nature is inherently gross
it's like you're literally 5
also, honey is bee vomit, not bee semen
Lincoln Phillips
>chicken fetuses
>not chicken periods
you fucked up
Jayden Mitchell
Fetus sounds more disgusting to eat
Ayden Moore
if you had a lenovo laptop it would have just routed through the bottom
pathetic.
Jordan Butler
also everything he ever would've done on that laptop would go directly to an unknown server in china
Jaxson Powell
It's a traditional South East Asian delicacy you bigot
Juan Hall
Yes, send all the info to the NSA instead
Kevin Walker
You have to write to the correct descriptor
Leo Richardson
Hey are you me?!?
The same thing happend to me 2 minutes ago!
I'm glad that the keyboard is still work4§S§FSFSSS§SF.
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William Smith
spilled an entire glass of water on my laptop once
didn't even phase it, it's still working 4 years later
Thomas Young
worst that's happened to me is I dropped a mug of coffee on the floor, but somehow all of the liquid immediately bounced out and sprayed the walls, my monitor, keyboard etc
I still don't know how I did it but luckily I was getting new carpet that month so everything was good. Everything else just wiped down
Isaiah James
>confusing phase and faze
tssk tssk
Jason Richardson
"""milk"""