Forgot the remove the spontaneous poetry I sometimes write in code and pushed it to repo

"entradas". Olá Lourenço

Ok. I'm playing it cool, I did this and hope it slides. There isn't much people working in this part of the project I don't think anyone is going to see it.

With any luck someone will have a gander at a backed up save. That should get the ball rolling.

Better hope your name isn't Ahmed or Jim-Bob.

You are a massive, massive autist and you will probably be fired and v&.

Cool

I seriously hope you're not American.

I liked your little poem user. Could you post some more?

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post more poems you fag

That's cool user, can you post more?

no john you are the demons

I liek your poem.

If I did this at work people would probably find it funny. I've never tried to hide my sense of humour though, which probably helps.

Lmao

say it was autocorrect and that you meant "gnu" and "daemons"

that is pretty creepy, especially as part of a document posted at a workplace
why though? (not why kill demons, but why write and post the poem in a work document?)

THIS

Add a idyllic poem about nature in your next commit. Hopefully they think you just like poetry.

why have you done this? even if you like poetry you shouldn't put it in work stuff

You should be fired for wasting company resources. Do you have any idea how much it will cost to store those few lines in a commit for the rest of eternity?

Os autistas do PTxin estão em todo o lado

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It's good if it is in a videogame.
You probably will be recommended to see a psychologist if it isn't.

Shouldn't poems rhyme?

Programming is a form of poetry.

>git commit --amend
>git push --force
problem solved :^)

"""
I'm going to go buy a gnu
A really nice shiny gnu
With a real large magazine
To kill all those daemons chasing me

I'm going to buy some really nice bullets for my gnu
120 grains of copper and lead
They expand into flesh like flowers
I'm going to kill all these daemons with lead flowers
"""

no

Not really. Actually rhyme isn't the most important aspect. Blank verse lacks rhyme but has regular metre. Free verse poetry lacks rhyme and metre. Nevertheless what OP has written falls under doggerel as it exhibits irregular rhyme.

Fucking hell

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10/10 Double down and leave it there stop being a pussy

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Thanks.

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Play the role to the max it makes you interesting.

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Don't listen to those faggots, if your poem doesn't rhyme then it's even gayer and artsier than your average poem.

You either portuguese or spanish. in either case ur good

Reminds me of something that happend to me a few days ago

>Be kraut
>Have to do an programming excercise for university with an edgelord
>I answer the questions, he writes the code
>bigmistake.jpg
>He calls a variable "jewsToBeGassed" for no reason whatsoever, just because he is an edgelord
>Says he changes it before turning it in
>A week later, we still haven't got the results
>Don't really think about it, maybe a bug, whatever
>3 weeks later, we get an email that our group should make an appointment with some dude, i think it's because of plagiarism or some shit
>I didn't copy anything so i download the code edgelord turned in
>He didn't change the variable name
>mfw

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>Tautology in the last 2 lines
Why not use "petals" instead?

>gayer and artsier
Isn't that the point of poems?

top kek

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Most autistic thing I've seen all day, thanks user.

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F

nothing quiet like ryhming the same words together

On one hand, you are an idiot.
On the other hand I don't see how a variable name affects anything.

Who are you gonna meet, a Rabbi policeman?

Dont be a fink rat, Hans. If i go down so do you.

Yeah, im fucking retarded for not checking the code, but i was not able to as i was not at home when the exercise was due.

Also, its a german university. If a variable is called "jewsToBeGassed", you can only imagine what will happen next.

You're fucking screwed, good luck

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Hi this is Debbie from HR, IT linked me to your post and we will be notifying your manager about repercussions. Please don't post anything else as it could be detrimental to your situation.

>Also, its a german university. If a variable is called "jewsToBeGassed", you can only imagine what will happen next.
I think that unless there is a law about this, you should be relatively ok. Plus, you can explain the situation and probably spend at most a couple of weeks in the correctional facility.
I tend not to talk at all about Jews while I'm in this country.

you do know that in germany you will go in jail if you say the truth about the holocaust?

Did you accidentally a school?

Yeah, but that's explicitly about the Holocaust. We have same shit back in Russia about "Great Patriotic War" and USA probably has something similar about slavery or gays.

Actually it's illegal in Germany to speak about nazis, as it's illegal in Poland to draw fucking swastika. It's dumb, but you can go to jail for it.

Well, I'm not fucked, but edgelord is fucked.

>Actually it's illegal in Germany to speak about nazis
Welp, should have known that when I asked an honest opinion about Hitler from a native.
Now I know why he felt so uncomfortable.

m'lady

>Have to do an programming excercise for university with an edgelord
12/10 mistake

>I w-was coding on my smartphone, damn autocorrect changed gnu hehe

Just say it was a typo for a mathematical function and the variable should be MusToBeGaussed

Lmao

Kek

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>rhyming flowers with flowers
The absolute madman.

I think that te quiero, amigo.

this is good idea.. not OP

he did that earlier with "gun"

This.

new commit user

>I'm going to buy a gun.
>A really nice one.
>the one with a nice grip and glistening.
>and a real large magazine
>to kill all these demons
>whos been chasing me around.
>
>fill up with nice bullet
>120 grains of copper and lead.
>spread out into flesh like flowers.
>the one we've seen in the movies.

Use git push --force like everyone else.

>gotta include that line of kode to make sure i look like the kool koder kids.

>why write and post the poem in a work document?
Not OP but I do the same thing, I get bored and end up writing weird, semi-erotic fiction and sometimes ideas for other projects in the middle of my code. I just leave it there in case I want to come back and expand on it.
Nobody important in the office ever sees it and I don't write shit about buying a gun like OP, so I'm good.

Nice poem, but yeah if you are in America you are completely fucked if anyone sees that. You had better hope someone else in the office plays DOOM and sees the edit as well.
Don't leave really weird shit in your code.

>if doomguy was bipolar

>get new apprentice
>super shy and always nervous, basically 0 selfesteem
>check his code, give him some pointers and let him continue to work on it
>check again
>see comments like
#why did you make this stupid mistake again

>or
#i am so stupid

Kinda scared that this kid will snap sooner or later and kill a couple of us.

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Kek, include me in the screenshot.

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Tell them you were watching Supernatural or Charmed.

*snap*

Yep. This one's going in my incel collection.

Did you remember writing a poem as a commit message?

i wanna hug this poor guy

Just make a copy of the branch and rebase it, then push it and delete the old one...

user, please lay down here.
How are things going for you?

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It's like rhyming nigga with nigga

America, the land of the free and home of the brave. Where you get interrogated for a crappy edgy poem. I hope George Washington rises from the grave and kills every congressman.

this is what you get for being a 12yo redditard kek

Holy shit user.

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>"Tell me user, what do you see?"

>"I see Astaroth angel of death reaping the souls of the damned"

>*cough* I see...

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Oof. Good luck bud.

>>why write and post the poem in a work document?
>Not OP but I do the same thing
That's three of us. I once turned in a school assignment with an RNG-based poem that I wrote with a friend while working on it. Wasn't nearly as bad as OP though.

sounds like Nine Inch Nails soundtrack

Ya know that video This is america??

Thats me withh the gun, Thhats your face as im about to shoot you with my JIM crow weird stance.

Yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation.

This is some truly autistic shit