Are these niggas serious...

Are these niggas serious? I have a bogus account to browse sales groups and they have the audacity to lock me out AND request a selfie to activate it again.
I sent them a Ryan Gosling mugshot i hope they don't catch up. My jimmies are really rustled right now lads

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Ok, they are even crazier than i initially thought

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Das rite goyim, give us your pictures to (((verify))) your identity. Post your social (((security))) number too

this isn't even (((their))) final form

What's with Americans and social security numbers? Is that the only ID they have or something? Here in Eurocuckistan I have:
>personal ID
>registered home address ID
>healthcare ID
>tax ID
>drivers license
>students ID
>educational ID
And of course a bank card and some other stuff I probably forget. Americans only ever bitch about social security number. Why?

why would you have a fake account, are you a pedo?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't social security numbers never intended to be used for identification?

You can literally open any account with a social (((security))) number. But don't worry, (((they))) have a plan to (((fix))) the (((problem)))

We have all those as well but for whatever reasons the SSN won as an identifier used for banking and getting all the other numbers
Your ID doesn't have a catchy name

works on my machine

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Give it some time of inactivity and they'll come knocking for your selfie. They have several systems to detect fake accounts

Wtf. Same happened to me. I uploaded a pic of james Cameron

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>that window decoration
absolutely disgusting

>Diario

>They have several systems to detect fake accounts
At some point not too long ago I had like 5 fake accounts simultaneously.

I don't even have a fake facebook. I do have a google account though, which I deeply regret.

Yes. We're so retarded that we unironically believe that giving everyone IDs is some form of communism, and nobody would use it

What do they mean with "we'll check it"? If my account didn't have a face associated with it, what is my face going to tell them about account ownership? Seems like a transparent ploy to get my face desu.

I have a M$ account that demanded my phone number for "security". Too bad I need it for work or I'd have given them the finger.

They're going to run a reverse search on it and if nothing comes up, they'll believe it's you.

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Yeah it sucks, sorry bro

What they say: 'we're doing to protect you from impostors. If your image doesn't cross check with any other account in our database then it's you'
What they mean: 'we hate it when people use our service without us making profit. We need every account to have marketable info. Give pic.'

Truly disgusting. I hate corporate doublespeak more than anything

B- but they will delete it afterwards!!11

From Facebook's servers. We didn't say anything about our personal computers.
t. Facebook employee

GDPR....

>Facebook has stressed that its experiment to fight revenge porn that requires users to provide their intimate images proactively to the social network where a “specially trained” professional reviews and hashes the image is voluntary.
I wonder what this training consists of...

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after we make a backup copy sure we'll delete the original :)

GDPR is protecting the user though

We can have all of that, too, or we just use SSN since it's a singular, government controlled identifier.

Stop LARPing.

>Stop LARPing.
hmm
really maeks u noodle doodle

>Mario

>Stop LARPing.
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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>Xena Warrior Queen
Don't forget to wake up at 6:10 AM, faggot

pls no bulli

>not blocking every facebook domain in hosts
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How will i use it then? The point is to use it the way i like not like ((they)) want me to

>using it at all

"Hey boss, you should receive a code in a few."
happens 2 times a week if your customers are too small for volumne licensing

how can they even know that the the uploader and the person in the picture are the same?

lots of things use the number for identification in eu too. you can buy shit with someone elses info if you have the number

is "revenge porn" really so common that they can use it as an excuse to do this?

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There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

no, but that argument works with females which is already a huge userbase

A facebook friend got away uploading a game characters pic. Now everytime i post guide with the character on it, he get's autotagged ayyy lmao
(pic related to the game)

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I think they just assume it's you if a reverse image search yields no results. I was using a dating site with fake pics and at first I would upload images from Google Search and they would always flag my pic as not real (and I didn't use celebrities either, so it's not like some moderator recognized the person). Then I uploaded a random pic from /soc/ and they bought it and verified my account. But that pic wasn't indexed by Google, reverse search didn't find anything. I'm sure Faceberg does the same or very similar.

>game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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is Terry alright? He hasn't uploaded new vids in 5 days. I'm worried. Who will we laugh at when he's gone?

except for the pedophile part

so even more botnets will have your image

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